"oh my god jeongguk, really?!"

"yes, i'm sorry bitch!"

"oh my god, do you two ever shut up?" seokjin said.

taehyung huffed, "i finally let you wear my clothes for once but then, because you can't do something as simple as wear a shirt, you ripped it!"

"stop being a bitch about it! i'll buy you a new one, damn!"

"yeah, you better! that shit was expensive."

"shut up!" yoongi yelled.

the two boys went silent.

"thank god, they stopped." namjoon said.

9 seconds later...

(a/n: *insert spongebob voice*)

"ow! yah, you stepped on my foot bitch!"

"oh my god stop whining!"

"as if! these are gucci loafers you broke ass thot!"

"oh my go-"

seokjin slapped both of them on the back of the head.

"i lit rally can't go anywhere with you two fucking zoo animals! you sound like two male chimps fighting over territory so can you kindly shut the fuck up before i bury both your heads in mr.lee's asshole."

namjoon wrapped his arms around seokjin's waist to calm him down as taehyung and jeongguk were shaking in fear and disgust.

"you two should really stop fighting someday..." jimin added, his soft voice making yoongi gush inwardly.

"someone remind me why they're like this again?" hoseok asked.

hoseok was a new student of the group. he had just joined over a month ago and was immediately accepted into their group when jimin introduced him as "this hilarious, cute crackhead freak from my dance class". however, he was still trying to get used to taekook's non-stop insufferable arguing.

namjoon spoke up, "they've known eachother since diapers and they have strange personalities. their characters clash a lot but they also fit perfectly in a weird way? they love eachother really but they just don't show it a lot."

"yeah, they're really really close, like really, but they just get on eachother's nerves a lot is all." jimin added.

"ah, i see..." hoseok started, "wait- what's wrong with them?"

he pointed at jeongguk and taehyung who where still visably shook from jin's threat.

"they're just scaredy cats. they'll go back to screaming and pulling eachother's wigs in a minute, don't worry." jimin said.

suddenly jin spoke, "aight, i'm heading to my cooking class, i'll see you guys at me and hoseok's dorm later."

"bye jinnie." namjoon said, kissing his cheek.

"bye seokjinnie!" jimin said, hugging jin by the waist.

jin ruffled his hair with a smile, "bye jim."

jimin scrunched up his nose at the action, a smile on his face that made his eyes disappear.

yoongi's breath visibly hitched when he saw that smile and jeongguk nudged him playfully with a knowing smirk.

"oh shut up jeon." yoongi said, going back to being grumpy.

once seokjin had left to class, jimin and hoseok had to go to dance class.

"see ya!" hobi shouted.

"bye bye~" jimin added.

"bye guys-" taekook said in unison and they looked at eachother.

yoongi grunted, "oh god, here it comes."

a few seconds of silence with tae and gguk glaring at eachother until...

"I WAS GONNA SAY THAT!" they said, again in unison.

"HEY!" again in unison.

"STOP COPYING ME!"

yoongi massaged his temples, "i'm going to take a nap before my next class, bye guys."

and so yoongi was gone and hoseok and jimin slipped away to class.

"listen here bitch, don't steal my words!" taehyung said.

"what do you mean 'your words'? bitch, are you the piss-head who wrote the dictionary? i don't think so cuz you can barely speak this language!" jeongguk argued.

taehyung gasped, "you dickhead!"

"what about it, hoe?" the younger teased.

"you little fuckin'-"

jeongguk ran down the hallway with a red-faced taehyung chasing him. people on campus didn't even react since this was nothing compared to what they'd seen.

to be honest, the only reason taehyung and jeongguk hadn't been expelled was because they were, suprisingly, two of the school's most valuable students.

taehyung was one of the best art students in the school and jeongguk's photos and films were outstanding for his age.

school inspectors and judges of cross-school competitions didn't know how chaotic and foul-mouthed the two boys were. all they saw was beautiful artwork produced by them; and the principal of the college wasn't about to expell his most talented kids, now was he? obviously not. not if they continued to make his school look good which didn't seem like it would end any time soon.

when taehyung finally caught jeongguk, they were all the way out in the on-campus field where the footballers were practicing.

they both bent down with their hands on their knees, panting from running so far.

"i ca-caught you, jeon." taehyung said through heavy breaths.

jeongguk looked up at taehyung and saw something coming towards them from over his shoulder.

"t-tae, look out." jeongguk said while still breathing unevenly.

"h-huh?" taehyung stood up straight and looked around, only to be met with a football to the face.

he collapsed onto the floor and his head on the grass.

"tae!" jeongguk said, worried.

minhyuk jogged up to them.

"oh shit, i'm sorry! i swear to god mingi doesn't know his own strength..." minhyuk said, scratching the back of his neck while looking apologetic.

"it's alright minhyuk."

"you need any help here? i'll bring coach over if you want."

"nah i'm good, i'll bring him to the nurse." jeongguk said with a friendly smile.

"i love how i'm still LAYING ON THE FUCKING FLOOR!" taehyung screamed while glaring at jeongguk.

"i was about to help you up, ungreatful bitch!" jeongguk fired back.

"aish, you two," minhyuk chuckled, "always bickering, huh? well, i'll see you two around."

"yeah, bye minhyuk!"

he jogged away, back to the field, after that.

"um, HELLO?!"

"oh right, you."

"shut the fuck up jeon and help me up, my head hurts like seokjin's ass after a night with namjoon."

jeongguk burst out laughing while he lifted taehyung up onto his back.

"you know what, i'll be nice to you for once and i won't tell jin you said that, simply because it's hilarious."

taehyung giggled into jeongguk's shoulder as he wrapped his arms and legs around him.

and so they began their third trip to the nurses office that week.

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•1067 words
•not edited or proof-read
•i managed to crank out a chapter before i got too tired xD
•i wasn't going to post but then i felt bad so i stopped feeling sorry for myself and just did it :/
•it's 1:49am :p
•i'm pretty excited for this book tbh >.<
•also, if it doesn't sound college-y then it's because i don't know how college even works tbh xD
•you are welcome for the minhyuk (monsta x) cameo and the tiny mingi (ateez) cameo. tbh i don't know why but they were the first two male idols who came to mind???
•i appreciate all the love on my other taekook book by the way! ♡
•stayyy safeeee!
•i wuv you <3

peace out xoxo,

nixy.