"COME BACK HERE YOU BITCH!"

"YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE! IT'S YOUR FAULT YEONTAN BIT ME, YOU WHORE!"

♤jeongguk & taehyung hated eachother.

"hated".

♤they'd known eachother for as long as either of them could remember and were known in their friend group as that pair.

the pair that constantly argued over stupid shit and never shut up for five seconds.

♤they both loved eachother "platonically" but they just had a hard time showing it 96% of the time...

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♤ c h a r a c t e r s ♤

jeon jeongguk. photography & film major. taehyung's "enemy". golden maknae. looks like a sport major but is actually artsy af. basically invented aesthetic. muscle bunny. "very hecking annoying", in the words of taehyung. age, 18. sexuality, bisexual.

kim taehyung. art major. jeongguk's "enemy". alien. looks like an actual model. looks like an art major and literally looks like an actual fricking masterpiece. basically invented beauty. hates wearing shoes. "a bitch face", in the words of jeongguk. age, 18. sexuality, gay.

park jimin. dance major. a cutie pie. literally the softest baby ever. a secret sassy side that he only uses against taehyung and jeongguk. also, he has a "secret" crush on yoongi but we don't talk about that. jibooty. basically invented contemporary dance. age, 19. sexuality, gay.

kim namjoon. music major. taehyung's older brother. responsible boi. better at taking care of his five children than he is at taking care of himself tbh. god of destruction. multilingual king. basically invented knowledge. iq 148. big softie. seokjin's man. age, 20. sexuality, pansexual.

jung hoseok. dance major. sunshine. literally just a ball of adorable what-the-fuckery. a happy virus. most contagious laugh. heart-shaped smile. basically invented street dancing. sound effects. give him kimchi fried rice and sprite or i'll kill you. age, 20. sexuality, pansexual.

min yoongi. music major. grumpy but not really cuz he's unpredictable af. gummy smile. sleepy boi but a hardworking boi. wants to keep jimin in his pocket and shower him with love but won't admit that. can be a huge crackhead if you hype him up. cute sound effects but won't admit that they're cute. eDgY. basically invented rapping. age, 21. sexuality, bisexual.

kim seokjin. culinary major. literally the invigilator of five crackheads and a big baby aka kim namjoon. has to make sure namjoon doesn't break random shit. worldwide handsome. scolds the others for being crackheads but is also a crackhead. namjoon's boyfie. basically invented handsomeness. age, 22. sexuality, gay.

kim yeontan. taehyung's dog that his older brother, namjoon, bought him for his eighteenth birthday. the baddest bitch you've ever seen. loves taehyung but will probably end up brutally murdering his bestfriend, jeongguk, one day tbh. lowkey jealous that everyone calls jimin cute more than him. age, 2.

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a story of a crackheaded group of college boys, in which two of these bestfriends bicker and fight 25/8 while secretly pushing away unidentified emotions.

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•not proof-read
•hope you liked this lil intro :)
•i decided to do enemies since it got more votes towards it and since i already had a cover for it xD
•yes, yeontan needed his own section, fight me luv.
•yes, the tattoos on yoongi are permanent/part of his character for this book :)
•if this wasn't the one you wanted then *bows* i'm sorry! but don't worry because i still have my yoonmin book going and after they're both done i'll start one of the other options i posted about! <3
•thank you to anyone who read this intro and hopefully the first chapter will be up tomorrow (°''3''°)♡
•stay safe you hooligans! >:D
•love you three-thousand <3

peace out xoxo,

nixy.