(Normal POV)

"AHHHH! My brain! I think it just died from boredom!" wailed a blonde haired boy.

Meet Naruto Uzumaki. He is known as the kid who has a very bubbly personality. He has a big mouth that can get in the way a few times but his sense of humor can get anyone to crack a smile. His most treasured thing's are: Ramen, Friends, and Pranks. (Though I don't think it counts as a thing.)

"Your brain died? Interesting. I never knew you had a brain to begin with." retorted a pale-eyed guy with long coffee colored hair.

Meet Neji Hyuuga. He is known as a very mysterious person. He is serious at times, but not all the time. Like Naruto, he likes to pull pranks but he wouldn't want to risk getting in trouble. Being president of the school, he wouldn't want his image being smudged.

Naruto's face turned evil. "HEY! What's THAT suppose to mean?"

"Geez Naruto. Must we ALWAYS explain things to you?" Asked a guy with his black hair tied up to form the shape of a pineapple.

Meet Shikamaru Nara. He is known for his laziness. You could find him anywhere under the shade of a tree watching the clouds go by. Though he is lazy, he is very smart. His IQ is over 200, which you could never tell at a first glance. As part of the group, he is usually the one who comes up with the plan for the pranks, even though he finds it troublesome.

"SHUT UP! Why do you have to be such a smart ass?" yelled an annoyed Naruto.

"Pfft. At least he isn't a dumb ass like you, dobe." Said a raven-haired guy leaning against a tree.

Well, you all know who that is huh? It's Sasuke Uchiha. The one and only. No one knows much about him. But what we DO know is that he is quiet, cold hearted, and likes to pull a prank or two. Even though he just transferred to this school, he is already popular. His fan club can tell you that much. He is always serious and you would never find a smile on his face. Maybe a smirk but not a smile. No one has ever made him smile in such a long time.

"What was that Sasuke-teme?" Steam was now going through Naruto's ears and nose but Sasuke didn't show the slightest of emotions.

"Hn." Replied Sasuke looking up to the sky.

"Whatever." Naruto rolled his blue eyes. "I have more important things to take care of."

"Oh really? Like what?" Neji asked not interested at all.

"Like the fact that I am bored! And did you guys noticed no one is here?"

-Tumbleweed-

Everyone looked around and indeed. No one was around. Not even Sasuke's fan girls. Though he didn't complain. He didn't want to hear their annoying shrills and screams anytime soon.

"There is no school today. They probably went off somewhere." Shikamaru explained lying on the ground with his eyes shut.

"But don't you guys find it weird! NO ONE is around! It's only us!" Naruto yelled waving his arms in the air.

"Hmm... he does have a point. No one is here." Neji said looking over to Shikamaru and Sasuke.

Shikamaru shrugged. "Oh well. At least there will be some peace and quiet."

They all nodded and relaxed under the tree located in front of the school. Just as they were about to get comfortable, they heard footsteps coming their way. A LOT of footsteps.

They all looked ahead and the whole student body was coming straight for them.

"AHH! SASUKE! Your stupid fan club is coming this way! This is all YOUR fault!" Naruto yelled as he pointed to the mob of students.

"Dobe! There are GUYS in that group!" Sasuke said sending a glare to the blonde haired boy.

"So?" Naruto replied oblivious.

Sasuke let out a groan. "He is just too stupid."

"Okay. What the heck is going on here?" Neji yelled to the group who came to a halt in front of them.

"You guys didn't hear? We are going to the dance off!" One guy yelled.

They all raised an eyebrow in confusion. "Dance off?" They repeated.

"Yeah! Against Sakura and Tenten!" Another one yelled and they all continued to the stadium.

"Haruno?" Sasuke yelled.

"Tenten?" Neji yelled.

The two were shocked. Why the heck were they having a dance off?

Naruto let out a wide grin. "YES! Finally, something interesting! Come on you guys! Lets go!"

Before anyone could protest, Naruto dragged them to the stadium.

- - oOoOo - -

"What the heck is going on here?" Neji asked as they entered the stadium.

Shikamaru shrugged. "I have no clue."

"Aww man! We came too late! There are no more seats!" Naruto whined while looking around for seats.

Sasuke slapped Naruto from behind and let out a snort.

"Shut up dobe. Just stand."

Naruto grumbled a few curses and rubbed his sore head.

The rest rolled their eyes and watched as the referee, a.k.a the brilliant coolest mi-to-chan, let the dance off begin.

(A/N: OKAY! Lets play... If you were gay right now!)

Tenten was the first to react. She reached into her pink vest pocket and pulled out a pokeball.

"Carson! I choose you!" Tenten said while turning her white hat around and throwing the pokeball to the ground. (A/N: Hmm... Kinda reminds me of pokemon huh?)

Carson emerged out of the pokeball and held a thumbs up.

"MOO!"

Neji- O-O;

The rest of the guys just stared with mouths wide open.

"What... the... heck... is she doing?" Neji managed to choke out.

The guys merely shrugged and continued to watch.

Sakura made a move next. She reached into her red vest and pulled a pokeball out.

"Karly! I choose you!" Sakura shouted as she turned her black hat around and threw her pokeball to the ground.

Karly emerged out of the pokeball and stood on his two legs.

"GRRR!" (A/N: Right? Grr? They grr right?)

Sasuke's eyes bulged out of its sockets.

"Are you seeing what I'm seeing?" Shikamaru said while rubbing his eyes.

"OH MY GOSH! IT'S A POKEMON BATTLE!" Naruto squealed with stars in his eyes.

The three told Naruto to shut up and watched the battle begin.

"Carson! Pirouette towards Karly!" Tenten shouted as she pointed towards Sakura's direction.

"Moo!" Carson started to Pirouette towards Karly in maximum speed.

Announcer guy Bobinston: Tenten just started the match with a powerful pirouette! What amazing speed! What will Sakura do?

Sakura smirked.

"Karly! Sauté to the right to dodge the attack!" Sakura screamed while Karly Grr-ed in response and did as told.

Carson missed Karly as he Sautéed to the right and let out a frustrated moo.

Announcer guy Bob: What grace! Now Sakura has a chance to attack!

Sakura smirked and held her arm high in the air. "Now Karly! Fouetté kick Karly while his back is turned!"

GRRR! oOoOo! BAM! Ahhh... MOO! oOoOoOo once more

"Oh no! Carson!" Tenten shreiked as Carson flew in the air and landed with a big KABOOM!

"Mwahaha! Had enough Tenten and Carson?" mocked Sakura with a devilish smirk.

Tenten's face turned fierce. "NO WAY! Carson! It's time to do it old school!"

Carson stood up and Moo-ed strongly.

Announcer guy Bobinston: Carson is up! I guess that kick wasn't enough. Now—what's this? There's a figure running towards Tenten and Sakura waving their arms like a maniac. Who could this weirdo be?

"WAIT! STOP THE MATCH!" Yelled
Chouko-chan and Minami-chan running in the middle of the fight. (-Sigh- Tsk tsk Angel my friend I'm so sorry and you too Keisha...)

"What's up?" Tenten and Sakura asked confused.

Minami bent over and tried to catch her breathe. "We gotta change the tape to play the other song." She answered bluntly.

"Oh..." They replied and waited for her to continue the fight.

15 minutes later...

"Argh! Stupid machine. Why won't you work! DIE!" She yelled frustrated.

Tenten and Sakura watched as Chouko-chan and Minami-chan whacked the poor tape player continuously. They were slowly losing their patience...

"FOR HEAVENS SAKE! HURRY UP!" Sakura yelled causing Minami-chan to stop 'fixing' the tape player.

"You think you can do better?" Chouko-chan screamed menacingly.

"I KNOW I can do better!" Sakura retorted back.

"Oh that does it..." Chouko-chan lunged towards Sakura but was stopped by someone.

"You guys! Hold up. Let US fix it." Said none other than Yuki-Mizu-chan, Kage and Ayaka.(A/N:  Me, Aurel & Dixie)

2 seconds later...

"Okay you guys. I fixed it. Time to start the fight." Kage said smiling.

"Pfft. How was I supposed to know you had to push the 'play' button?" Minami-chan replied lamely.

"Everyone knows that you're a good. Even Naruto." Me, Kage and Ayaka said walking away.

Chouko-chan and Minami-chan hung her head in shame. "WHO CARES!! Start the match already."

(A/N: Okay! Time to play Bacchikoi! IF YOU'VE WATCHED THE VIDEO YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO)

"Finally... Yo Carson! Do your thang with a head spin towards Sakura's home boy Karly!"

Carson started to head spin and was only a few feet away from Karly.

"AHHH! He's coming too fast! Karly! Try to dodge with a pimp walk!" (A/N: Haha you won't believe it, but that is a dance move. I looked it up.)

GRR!

Karly tried to pimp walk, but Carson was just too fast.

MOOO! KABOOM! GASP!

Announcer guy Bob: A critical hit! Will Karly recover? Or has Sakura lost this match?

{End Of Chaptet}

DUN DUN DUN WHAT WILL HAPPENED?! WILL SAKURA LOST THIS MATCH OR TENTEN DOES OR IS IT A TIE?! FIND OUT IN THE NEXT CHAPTER