(NORMAL POV)

Hmmm... Where did we leave off? Oh yes. Tenten was being crazy while dancing with a purple cow. Lets see what happens next. Shall we?

The three friends watched as their now brain-damaged friend was doing the robot, moonwalk, the chicken dance, and any other out-of-date dance move known on earth with, a metal bucket.

Many girls went out of their room to watch Tenten make a fool out of herself while Sakura, Ino, and Hinata watched while their reputation went down the drains.

What was even worse was Janitor Bill had to get multiple beatings from Tenten when he attempted to get the metal bucket back. Yup. The school year was going to be interesting now.

"Okay. Nothing to see here folks. Go back to what you were doing." The three friends cleared the room of girls and Janitor Bill and were left alone once again.

"What should we do?" Hinata asked worried about Tenten who was now doing the worm on the floor.

"I never knew Tenten could dance." Sakura said quite amazed.

"What? What the hell does that have to do with anything!" Ino yelled at her friend.

"I was just saying. But you should have seen this kid, I think his name is Naruto, he couldn't do the Hokie Pokie to save his life." Sakura replied thinking back to that day.

"Naruto can't do the Hokie Pokie? But, that's a pretty easy dance. 5 year olds can do it." Hinata said not believing her ears.

"That's exactly what I said to him."

"Okay, okay. Who cares about that. Lets think of something first." Ino said, she didn't really want to think about the Hokie Pokie. Too many bad memories. She shivered at the thought.

Now the three were in thinking mode. What could they do? All of a sudden, Ino's face lit up.

"I have a plan! It will defiantly work." Ino went in front of Tenten and put her hands on Tenten's shoulders. Sakura and Hinata watched as Ino gave Tenten a stern look.

"Tenten! Snap out of it!" Ino screamed while shaking her friend ferociously.

Right. Good plan Ino! Shake Tenten. Maybe she will lose more brain cells.

Ino continued to shake Tenten repeating 'snap out of it' until she finally spoke up.

"Ino! Snap out of what! I am perfectly fine!" Tenten said in between shakes.

"That's what I tried to tell her. But NOOO, She thinks you're crazy." Sakura stated as a matter of fact.

"WHAT? Sakura! Are you serious? She IS crazy!"

"I am NOT crazy!"

"Yes you are!"

"NO!"

"YES!"

"NO!"

"YES PLUS INFINITY!"

"She is not crazy plus infinity plus 1!" Sakura yelled out of nowhere, causing her two friends to stop arguing.

There was a slight pause.

"What she said!" Tenten said pointing to her pink-haired friend.

"Tenten. You were dancing...WITH A METAL BUCKET! I think that makes you crazy." Ino said pointing an accusing finger at her.

"She meant you are a crazy good dancer!" Sakura said to Tenten who beamed proudly.

"NO! Not a crazy good dancer. Just plain CRAZY!"

"HEY! I wasn't dancing with a metal bucket! I was dancing with Carson Cally Corkahobie!"

Everything went silent. Nobody made a sound. Heck. Even the crickets were in shock and shut up.

"Carson?" Hinata started.

"Cally?" Sakura asked.

"Corkahobie?" Ino finished.

"Yup. Carson Cally Corkahobie."

More silence. The 3 friends were speechless. Too scared to ask anything else. But finally, Ino was the first to speak after the 10 minutes of constant staring.

"Who the hell is that?" Ino asked looking mortified and really confused.

"Well. His full name is Carson Cally Corkahobie John. He is about 592 083 years old. He is a purple cow that loves to dance. He lives with his mother and father in a small house up in the sky. And, he only comes to visit on his day off's of work."

Sakura :O

Ino O-O

Hinata -.-"

Tenten :D

Carson :) (A/N what the...)

"OH! Did you know that Carson Cally Corkahobie John sells plastic wrap for a living? AND! In his spare time he likes to watch Power Puff Girls while doing a 10-piece jigsaw puzzle. Poor Carson Cally Corkahobie John. So far, he only has 2 pieces put together. And he has been working on it for about... 592 083 years. But some day! HE WILL FINISH IT! I BELIEVE IN YOU CARSON CALLY CORKAHOBIE JOHN! YOU CAN DO IT! (A/N It's all-true.)

WE INTERUPT THIS STORY FOR A BRIEF UPDATE!

Okay. So did you get all of that? Let me sum this whole thing up in a couple of sentences. Tenten is crazy. She has lost her mind. Carson Cally Corkahobie John? You guessed it. He is the 'dancing purple cow' Where is he now you ask? I honestly have no clue. So....

Tenten equals Crazy

Carson equals Dancing Purple Cow

Metal Bucket equals Carson's Hang Out Place. Yes you read correctly. The bucket IS his hang out place.

THIS BRIEF UPDATE IS NOW COMPLETE! WE RETURN YOU TO THE STORY THAT NOW MAKES MORE SENSE.

There stood Tenten. Tears streaming down her eyes as she looks up in the sky with hope for Carson Cally Corkahobie John to complete his puzzle. To make things more random, we shall add Gai and Lee.

"Don't worry Carson Cally Corkahobie John! We believe in you!" Shouted Gai, tears also running from his eyes.

"THE SPRING OF YOUTH RUNS FREELY IN YOU! YOU CAN DO IT!" Lee said pumping his fist up.

Lets add a background of waves splashing against a huge rock with them standing on top of it. And there you have it. A Kodak moment. (A/N I don't own Kodak.)

"Well said Lee. Well said." Gai said proudly.

"Gai-sensei!"

"Lee!"

"Gai-sensei!"

"Lee!"

1..2..3 and start the hug between Gai and Lee with a nice sunset in the background with birds flying freely in the sky while Tenten looks up to the heavens.

"Oh. My. God." Sakura said slowly.

"My eyes! MY EYES! THEY BURN!" Hinata screamed running around in circles. (A/N: Run Hinata! Run! coughOOCcough)

"HEY! What are you guys doing here? This is the girls dorm!" Ino shouted causing the hug to end.

"We came here to wish Carson Cally Corkahobie John luck." Gai said smiling wide with his pearly whites giving off radioactive light.

"My eyes! MY EYES! THEY BURN! WHY GOD? WHY?" Sakura screamed also running in circles with Hinata.

Ino couldn't believe her eyes. Was she the only sane one around? With Hinata and Sakura running around, Tenten crying for no apparent reason, and two guys hugging? Oh yeah. She was the only normal one around.

"Would everyone please SHUT THE HELL UP!" Growled an angry Ino. Of course. Everyone listened.

"Now Gai-sensei, Lee. Go away."

"What if we don't want to go?" Gai said crossing his arms, Lee mimicking his sensei.

"If you two don't go then I will make sure every spandex thing on the face of the earth is thrown to the depths of hell where they belong." Threatened Ino with a very scary look on her face.

"Ahahaha... Why didn't you say so! Come on Lee! Lets go!" And they both ran out of the building in a blink of an eye.

"GO LEE! RUN FASTER! KEEP UP! WE MUST SAVE THE HOLY THINGS!" Gai yelled outside with a handful of spandex clothes.

"I'M RIGHT BEHIND YOU GAI-SENSEI!"

Hinata and Sakura stopped running and were very grateful they were gone.

"And you! Tenten! Snap out of it!" Ino yelled at her once again.

Tenten snapped out of her daze and stared at Ino seriously. "Ino! Nothing is wrong with me! Right Carson Cally Corkahobie John?"

Silence

"SEE! He agrees with me." Stated Tenten with her arms around 'Carson Cally Corkahobie John'. Or should we say, she put her arms around the bucket.

"Tenten! Carson Cally Corkahobie John is NOT real!"

"Yes he is! I am hugging him right now!"

"Tenten, I didn't want to do this, but I have no choice." Ino took a step towards Tenten.

"Eh? Ino? What are you doing?" Sakura asked confused.

"Something I should have done a LONG time ago." Ino replied taking a couple of more steps towards Tenten.

"You don't mean..." Hinata asked horrified.

"Hell yeah."

"Ino? Why do you have a murderous look on your face? Ino? INO?" Tenten screamed when Ino lunged at her and grabbed Carson away.

"AHHH! NOO! Carson! What are you DOING?"

"I am sending Carson here to a better PLACE!" Ino ran down the hallway and opened the window.

"INO! NOO! DON'T DO IT!" Tenten pleaded.

"I'm sorry Tenten. But it's for your own good." The next thing you knew, the bucket was out the window and falling to it's doom.

"NNOOOOO! CARSON!" Tenten yelled and ran in slow motion towards the window.

Sakura and Hinata acted quick and stopped Tenten in her tracks.

"Sorry Tenten." Sakura and Hinata said as they watched Tenten's eyes go wide in fear.

BANG!

"NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO! CARSON CALLY COR –breathes- KAHOBIE JOHN!" Tenten went down to her knees and started to cry.

"I'm really sorry Tenten. But I had to do it." Ino said sympathetically to Tenten.

"It was for the best, Tenten." Hinata said rubbing Tenten's back.

"Yeah. Don't worry. You will get over it." Sakura reassured Tenten.

"Yeah, I guess you guy's are right." Tenten replied and wiped the tears away.

They all smiled and got off of the ground.

"Come on. Lets go eat now. I'm starving." Tenten exclaimed and ran down the stairs with her three best friends.

Wow. Tenten took that pretty well. I am surprised. Oh yeah! I suppose you all are wondering whatever happened to the metal bucket. REWIND!

Flashback: 5 minutes from present. Outside.

"Hey Kenji! You're out from the hospital already?" One random person asked.

"Yeah. It wasn't that serious. I guess I was pretty lucky. I wonder where that frying pan came from anyway." Kenji and the people outside thought but shrugged it off.

"Hopefully nothing else will happen like that. I was pretty worried last time." Meet Tomi Yoroshii. She is Kenji Shiawase's best friend since... forever? Anyway, back to the flashback.

"Hahaha, You worry to much Tomi. It's not like something else will fall from the sky and hit me."

Then as if the gods were teaching Kenji a lesson, there fell a metal bucket on, you guessed it, our poor friend Kenji.

BANG!

"AHHH! KENJI!" Tomi screamed and rushed to her friend who lay unconscious with many kids surrounding him.

Kenji equals Hospital. Shocker eh? Never saw that coming...

Mwahahaha now. For the moment of truth! YOUR CLIFFY!

-dramatic music plays in the background- (Just think about the Soap Opera's when music plays and a guy talking in a creepy voice)

Will Kenji ever stop getting hit by random objects falling from the sky?

Where is Carson Cally Corkahobie John hiding now?

Does Tenten still have brain damage?

Will Janitor Bill ever get his beloved metal bucket back?

And will Naruto ever learn the Hokie Pokie?

{End Of Chapter}

NICE NAME TENTEN