Chapter 5: Frying Pans Are Lethal Weapon

(NORMAL POV)

It's has now only been an hour since our dear Sakura had a brief encounter with Satan known as Sasuke Uchiha. And you guessed it; she is STILL in the shower. Her friends, Ino and Hinata, are a little confused from her outburst earlier. All they could hear from the washroom were Sakura's shouts and curses. Who knew honey was so hard to get out of hair?

"Sakura? You okay?" Asked Hinata a little worried at the other side of the washroom door.

"Yeah. You have been yelling out random curse's ever since you got here." Ino said coming back from Sakura's room. Ino just got Sakura some clothes since she only came in the room with a towel.

A few moments passed and Sakura came out of the washroom, in a towel once again, looking pissed off.

"It's not my fault! It's that damn Uchiha's!" growled an angry Sakura.

"Uchiha?" Her friends asked backing away slowly.

"AHHHHH! DON'T EVER SPEAK OF HIM NEAR ME!" Sakura screamed causing her friends to cower under Hinata's bed.

"S-sorry s-s-Sakura...." Apologized the now frightened Hinata

"Chill out Sakura! Who is this person anyway?" Ino said coming out from her hiding spot.

Sakura grabbed her clothes from Ino and marched back to the washroom.

"He is someone who I don't ever want to see."

Ino and Hinata sweat dropped.

"Wow. That's some useful information." Replied Ino sarcastically.

"It's true! I NEVER want to see him again! But...if I do...."

Ino and Hinata watched Sakura re-enter the room fully dressed.

"I'll kill him." Sakura's arms were slowly rising to the ceiling while she was cackling evilly as if she had just conquered world domination.

"It's official....She's gone insane." Ino said ashamed.

Hinata merely nodded.

A few minutes passed when all of a sudden someone knocked on the door.

"I wonder who that is." Ino wondered and stood up to answer the door.

"NO!" Hissed Sakura blocking Ino's path to the door. "It might be him!"

Ino's face went back to confuse mode. "Who's him?"

"The guy I was talking about! He might be back with jelly!" Sakura started to sweat and shake. "Or worse! More HONEY!"

Ino just remained confused. "Sakura, trust me. It won't be him."

"NOOOOO!" Sakura pleaded. "It took me forever to get all the honey out!"

"Well what do you want me to do? Just make them wait outside all day?"

Sakura put her finger on her chin and started to think.

Tick. Tick. Tick. Tick. Went the clock.

Ino waited and waited while Sakura continued to think and think.

"Sakura.... I am going to open the door now..."

"What! NO! Don't!"

Ino pushed Sakura away and continued to the door. She was so close until she was jumped on and she tumbled to the floor.

"OW! What the- SAKURA! Get OFF me!"

"Never! I can't let you open THAT door!"

"Why not?"

"Because.... You can't!"

Ino had enough of Sakura's foolish and crazy acts. "Sakura... I am going to open the door, okay?"

Sakura began to think again. Ino's patience was slowly drifting away with each passing moment.

Tick. Tick. Tick. Tick. Went the clock once again.

Finally! Sakura was done thinking. "Okay, fine. You could answer the door. But first..."

Sakura got off of Ino and ran to their closet.

Ino and Hinata watched Sakura rummage through their things until she found what she was looking for.

"AHA! Found it! Okay, you can open the door now."

Ino and Hinata stared at Sakura with eyes wide open. (A/N: They basically look like this.. O.O)

"Uhh... S-sakura?" Ino asked hesitating a little. Did she really want to know the answer?

"Yes Ino?"

"Uhh.. Just wondering. Where did you get the frying pan?"

Sakura looked at them disbelievingly. "Where else? In your closet! Duh."

Silence

"Ino, I don't remember having a frying pan in our closet." Hinata whispered to Ino.

"Me too."

"Okay! Now... we can answer the door." Said Sakura as she tiptoed to the door with the frying pan in hand.

Ino walked to the door and waited for Sakura's signal.

"Okay, ready?"

"Whatever." Ino said rolling her eyes.

"Okay. 1..2..3!"

Ino swung the door wide open and went out of Sakura's way.

"Hey you guys! What took you-"

WHAM! BANG! POOF! QUACK! SLAM! THUD!

"Gasp!"

"Oh. My. God."

"Sakura! I knew that was a bad idea."

"How was I supposed to know she would get knocked unconscious!"

"Maybe because it's a frying pan for crying out loud!"

"Well I didn't know!"

"You're so stupid."

"What was that Ino-pig!"

"You heard me fore-head girl!"

"Uh, You guy's?" Hinata started to say.

"I don't understand pig, Ino-pig!"

"You guy's?" Hinata tried again.

Ino gasped. "WHAT! Well! I can't concentrate cause of that big fore-head of yours!"

"That makes no sense!"

"Yes it does!"

"YOU GUY'S! She's waking up now." Hinata yelled causing them to stop bickering.

(A/N I know. Hinata doesn't yell. That's very OOC. But didn't I warn you?)

"SHE IS? Why didn't you say so!" Sakura and Ino said at the same time.

Hinata sweat dropped but shrugged it off. She was more worried about the person lying on her bed right now.

"Uhhh... Ow... My head. What the. What happened?"

"TENTEN! You're alright!" Ino exclaimed happily.

"Thank goodness for that." Hinata said with a smile.

"Where am I?" Tenten asked a little dazed.

"Your in Ino's and Hinata's room." Sakura said relieved as well.

"I am?" she asked looking up to them.

They nodded and gave her a reassuring smile.

"Oh yeah! I remember. I was coming here so we could all get a bite to eat. Then I knocked on the door but no one was answering. But all of a sudden, the door opened and then it went all black."

Hinata, Ino and especially Sakura froze.

Tenten was thinking long and hard. What caused her to black out like that?

She looked over to Sakura and noticed something behind her back.

"Is... Is that a frying pan?" Tenten asked pointing behind Sakura's back.

Ino and Hinata stiffened and Sakura started to sweat and tremble with fear.

"Was I hit with... a frying pan?" Tenten asked suspiciously.

Ino and Hinata looked over to Sakura who was inching to the window in between their beds.

"Ahahaha. Frying pan? What frying pan? Do you see any around here Tenten?" Sakura asked nervously and threw the pan out the open window. She walked back to them with a forced smile on her face while they all watched her.

BANG! GASP! THUD! Silence.

"OH MY GOSH! A FRYING PAN HIT KENJI!" said one random person outside.

(A/N hahaha I was thinking about south park when I wrote this. You know. Kenny? He always dies or gets hurt. I guess Kenji will be a Kenny!)

"Nice going Sakura..." Ino whispered to her who just laughed nervously.

"Anyway, I think I am feeling better. Come on. Lets go get a bite to eat." Tenten said as she got up and started to walk to the door.

They all agreed and followed her out.

"You sure you feel alright Tenten?" Hinata asked still unsure about her friend.

"No need to worry! I feel just fine Ino."

Ino, Sakura and Hinata stopped walking and stared at Tenten.

Tenten noticed they stopped walking and turned around to face them.

"What?"

"Tenten. You just called Hinata, Ino." Sakura said while pointing to the two.

"I did?"

They nodded.

"Oh. Oh well!" And with that Tenten continued to walk down the stairs.

Ino spun around to face Sakura. And boy was she not happy.

"Sakura! If you gave Tenten brain damage you're in DEEP trouble."

"Don't worry Ino!" Sakura said waving her hand in Ino's face. "Everything will be fine! Nothings wrong with Tenten!"

Ino stared intently at Sakura whose eye was twitching uncontrollably and was sweating more than usual.

"You sure she's alright?" asked Ino not fully convinced.

"OH MY GOSH! THERE'S A DANCING PURPLE COW OUT HERE! HI DANCING PURPLE COW!" And with that Tenten started to dance with the 'purple cow' that happened to be a metal bucket.

"Ahahaha. See? She's fine!" Sakura replied happily, which received a glare from Ino.

{End Of Chapter}

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