Chapter 2: A Stupid Prank
(Sasuke's POV)
"Damn that Naruto. This is his entire fault that I am going to that hell hole." Sasuke thought to himself as he slowly approached his destination.
Flash back: Thursday.
He was wandering the halls of the boy's dorm. Seeing if he can find any of his friends so they could do something. He looked everywhere but couldn't find them. "How strange." He thought to himself. What was stranger was there was no one around. He was alone once again. He was used to it by now. He decided to go back to his room, since he had nothing better to do.
He was almost there when all of a sudden he heard a big BANG! "What was that noise?" he thought. Something had exploded. Then a dreadful smell followed it. The smell entered his nose and he started to gag. He held his nose and tried not to barf. It was the worst thing he ever smelled in his life. It was like rotten eggs and Naruto's sweaty socks put together. (A/N trust me, that would smell really bad.) A few screams were heard and then a fit of laughter.
He wanted to run to his room because the smell was overwhelming. But he also wanted to know what happened. After a few minutes of debating whether or not he should go he finally gave in. His curiosity got the better of him and he decided to investigate. He turned many corners and had to retrace his steps a few times but then the smell got even worse. He was getting closer.
As he walked down the hallway he was getting a little dizzy. The smell was that terrible. He wanted to turn back but he was dying to know what happened. Actually, he was literally dying. He felt like he was going to collapse right now.
"This is stupid." He said to himself. "Why am I risking my life to find out what happened?" He was going to turn back but then he spotted a window. Then an idea struck him like lightning. "Why didn't I think of this before?" he mentally slapped himself for his stupidity.
He dashed towards the window and quickly opened it. A breeze blew in his face and he no longer felt the need to puke. The stink was diminishing and it was replaced with the smell of flowers.
"Now I can breathe." He said as he continued to walk. Then a blur of orange ran past him. He recognized who it was and it all became clear.
"Oi, Naruto! What did you do now?" Sasuke said as he watched Naruto turn around and run back to him. Naruto stopped in front of Sasuke and started to laugh hysterically.
"You should have been there Sasuke-teme!" Naruto said as he tried to catch his breath.
Sasuke watched the blond hair boy bend over, trying to regain his strength.
"I got that Ero-sensei good." He said as he did his so-called famous thumbs up pose.
Sasuke's face turned blank. He almost died for some kind of prank? This better be the best prank he ever heard of. "What did you do?" he asked.
Naruto grinned like a maniac and spoke. "I put a stink bomb in his desk!" he started to laugh like crazy and then he smiled proudly.
Sasuke's eye started to twitch. He wanted to strangle Naruto to death. "A stink bomb? That was your ingenious plan?" He said as he slowly approached his friend.
"Uhh...yeah. Why?" Naruto asked slowly backing away.
"I almost suffocated dobe. And for a stupid prank that 7- year olds come up with." He said as he lifted his fist, ready to strike.
"I don't see you coming up with any pranks Sasuke-teme." He said as he started to run down the hall once again.
Sasuke let out a sigh. He will get him later. He started to walk back to his room when a hand crashed down on his shoulder.
"Where do you think your going Sasuke Uchiha?
Sasuke froze in his spot and he slowly turned his head around. When he turned around completely, he was face to face with the dorm adviser, Jiraiya.
"I am just going back to my room Jiraiya-sensei." Sasuke replied calmly and continued to walk.
"You're not going anywhere Sasuke Uchiha. You're coming with me." Jiraiya said as he started to walk to his office while dragging Sasuke along.
"What? Hey! What the hell did I do?" he said as he glared daggers at Jiraiya's back.
"You know very well what you did." Jiraiya said has they reached his office that was just around the corner.
"I don't know what the hell you're talking about." Sasuke said as he was pushed into the office.
"You don't do you?" Jiraiya said with an angry expression on his face. "Does a stink bomb ring a bell?"
Sasuke's eyes widened. "What stink bomb?" he said trying to look very confused.
"The stink bomb you laid in my desk today." Jiraiya said as he stared at Sasuke intently.
"I didn't lay a stink bomb in your desk." He replied as he sat in a chair across from Jiraiya's desk.
"Then why were you the only one in the halls after the incident happened?" he said as he started to walk around Sasuke.
"What the hell. He is making me sound like a criminal. He has been watching too many cop shows." Sasuke thought as he tried to think of an excuse.
"I was just on my way to my room." He said looking very calm.
"What were you doing before that?" Jiraiya asked as he sat back in his chair.
"I was looking for my friends." Sasuke replied.
"So were they the ones who planted the bomb?" Jiraiya asked has he eyed Sasuke carefully.
"No." Sasuke said calmly. He was used to being questioned all the time. He did do pranks before, but this time. He was innocent.
"So if it wasn't you or your friends, then who was it?" Jiraiya asked as he searched something in his desk.
"How should I know?" Sasuke answered. "Can I go now?"
"Not yet." Was all Jiraiya said. Sasuke was getting very impatient. "Damn that dobe. He's lucky I didn't rat him out."
"Ah Ha. Found it." Jiraiya said has he held a used stink bomb in front of Sasuke's face. "This look familiar?"
Sasuke looked and his eyes went wide. There in bold letters was "Property of Uchiha Sasuke."
"That's not mine!" Sasuke screamed. "What the hell? Naruto took one of my stink bombs from grade 3 and he just leaves my name there. What an idiot."
"I think it is yours. You're just trying to sneak your way out of this." Jiraiya replied as he put the stink bomb away.
"Jiraiya-sensei, why would I plant a bomb in your desk and have my name on it? That doesn't make sense."
"I have no clue on why you did this but there will be a consequence." Jiraiya said with an evil smirk on his face.
End Flashback
Sasuke sighed as he replayed what happened a few days ago in his head.
"Well, almost there." He said as he continued to walk down the pavement.
He looked around and saw many people staring at him. He ignored their stares and kept walking with his hands in his pockets.
"Hey, is that?" a girl whispered to her friend.
"I think it is!" she replied. (A/N haha I am too lazy to think of names. So they will all be called girls and yeah.)
"Oh my gosh. Is that Sasuke Uchiha?" a blond haired girl screamed.
"Damn girls" he thought to himself. "I didn't want to attract attention to myself. But they are."
"He looks hotter in person!" another girl screamed as she fainted.
"Serves her right." Sasuke said under his breath.
"I know why he's here." Another girl said.
"Why is he here?" some girls said as they gathered around her.
"I heard he almost burned down the guys dorm and now he has to stay in the girls dorm." She said as she looked at her friends with excitement in her eyes.
"Really?" they all said as they all chatted at once about Sasuke.
"I hope he gets to stay with me." The blond hair girl said.
"No way! He will stay with me." Another screamed as she pulled one of the girl's hair.
"Ouch! Quit pulling my hair!" she screamed as others started to have a cat fight.
Many people gathered around and watched them fight. It was very entertaining.
Sasuke just ignored it again and walked by.
He looked and saw he was close to his destination. You all know where. If you guessed the girls dorm. You're right! Congrats to you.
He was not happy at all. He didn't want to go in where girls could see him 24/7. This is close to hell for him.
He was nearing the front door when he heard whispering. He stopped walking and looked over at their direction.
He saw 4 girls all sitting at the picnic table. He all looked at them and they all looked back. There was a girl with two hair buns, a girl with purple hair, blonde hair and pink hair? He kept staring at the girl with pink hair for a long time.
This went on for quite a while but then she stuck her tongue out.
"This might be a little interesting than I expected." He said as he gave a little smirk, which seemed to annoy her even more. For some odd reason, annoying her was fun to him. He continued walking to the girl's dorm room with his hands in his pocket his smirk not leaving his face.
Inside the girls dorm room:
As he entered the building many different kinds of perfume smells were around. "Oh. Great. I will suffocate here." He said as he walked through the halls.
"Now, what room was I supposed to go in?" he said to himself as he looked around.
He dug his hand in his pocket looking for the piece of paper Jiraiya gave him the day before he sent him here.
"Hmm, Room 113. Where the hell is that?" he said as he looked at the crumpled piece of paper.
He looked around if he could ask for directions, but no one was around. So, he decided to just wander around and hopefully he will come across it. He had to turn many corners and walk a few flight of stairs but he still couldn't find it.
"Holy crap. I never knew the girl's dorm was so big." He said as he tried to catch his breath. He was pretty tired from climbing all those stairs.
He looked at the door numbers and saw he was getting close.
"Hmm... room 109, 110, 111, 112, 113!" he said as he finally found the room.
"At last. I can rest now." He said as he tried to open the door, but he couldn't.
"Oh shit." He said as he let out a groan. "I forgot to get a key."
He tried pushing the door. Maybe he could knock it down. He tried many times but he couldn't. "I don't want to wander around this place anymore." He said out loud. He was desperate; he really didn't want to walk all those stairs again. It must have been a thousand steps, maybe more.
He tried rattling the doorknob but the door still wouldn't open. He was getting really annoyed. He had one more plan. He put all his stuff down and went a few paces away from the door. He let out a deep breath and ran to the door kicking it with his foot. "That did it." He said trying to catch his breath. When he looked up the door was still intact! Not a dent or anything. "What the hell?" he said as his eye started to twitch. "How can a wooden door be so strong?" he gave up. He will have to go back down and ask for a key.
He was about to go when he heard something behind the door. He stopped and watched as the door swung open revealing a pissed off girl.
"What the h-." was all she said when she suddenly stopped talking.
"That's the same girl I saw before! I guess she is my new roommate." He thought as he smirked.
"What? You're not going to let your new roommate in?" Sasuke said staring at the shocked girl in front of him.
{End Of Chapter}
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