(NORMAL POV)

Sasuke's Hideout(Neji and Tenten's dorm)

Sasuke was walking back and forth with his iPhone, when he didn't realize that his friends were watching
(A/N *cough**cough*minions*cough*)

"FUCK THAT BITCH" Yelled Sasuke as he looked at his jerky, annoying, lazy friends with a huge grin   On his face

"What's with the face Uchiha?" Asked a creeped out Hyuuga

"I'm gonna prank that bitch with full power," Sasuke said as he walked towards the closet with a mischievous smirk

"He's up to not good," whispered a scared Naruto sweating from fear

"AHA I FOUND IT!" Yelled Sasuke with a bazooka on his shoulder, a gun powder and a jar honey

Neji: 😨

Shikamaru:😪

Naruto: 😕🤐

Sasuke:😇😎

-Meanwhile-

Sakura was still working on the weapon she was using the jar of slime and gunpowder, she was looking for something important in Ino's closet and it was a...

-Drumroll-

CANNONBALL

"INO WHY DO YOU HAVE A CANNONBALL IN YOUR CLOSET" yelled/asked a scared TenTen as she hide under Carson Cally Corkahobie John

"WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME?!ASK THE DORAEMON THERE!!" Yelled a very scared Ino

" NU-UH I'M NOT FAT AND I DON'T HAVE ANY WHISKERS" answered a very irritated Sakura

"THEN WHY DA HELL ARE YOU WEARING A DORAEMON SUIT!!" Asked Ino again while putting on a Pikachu suit (A/N I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AT THIS PART!!)

"I DON'T KNOW SO LET'S JUST CONTINUE MAKING THE WEAPON!"

"OKAY!!"

Meanwhile with Hinata and Tenten

"What the hell are they talking about?" Ask a very confuse Tenten as she put on a raptor suit

"I have no idea my friend I have no idea," Answered a very frighten Hinata

With the boys

Sasuke and Naruto were arguing about how Sasuke got the bazooka out of Neji's closet with a Doraemon and a Pikachu suit

"I ALREADY TOLD YOU IT WAS ALREADY INSIDE THE CLOSET" Yelled a very annoyed Sasuke

"I DON'T BELIEVE YOU ASSHOLE!!" Yelled Naruto as he eat his Miso Ramen greedily in a mountain in the background

"I'M NOT AN ASSHOLE YOU ARE!! NOW WILL YOU EXCUSE ME I NEED TO FINISH THE WEAPON" Yelled Sasuke as he pulled out a Tank from the Doraemon pocket suit

Meanwhile with Shikamaru and Neji

"What the hell" Shikamaru and Neji said

(A/N And the apocalypse starts here)

"START THE EPIC MUSIC GUYS!!" Yuki-Mizu-chan yelled to Ayaka, Kage, Chouko and Minami

(FIRST OF THE YEAR SKRILLEX START)

Third Person's POV

While the Skrillex First Of The Year was playing we watch as Sakura and Sasuke pulled out all the stuff that they need for the war

Sakura was busy making a stink bomb mixed with slimes and a flamethrower and Ino was trying to collect all the gun powders to the cannon but it got to her face, Tenten was trying to build the tank with Hinata but she was just helping Tenten with the tools and some armors

Sasuke was so busy making missiles and bullets and Naruto was trying to make a ramen shooter but Sasuke punched him in the face so he decided to make a flamethrower then Shikamaru was making armors LAZYLY and Neji was organizing the Guns

{End If Chapter}

DUN DUN DUN WHAT DO YA THINK?! WILL SAKURA AND TENTEN SURVIVE THE BRAIN DAMAGE?! WILL INO AND NARUTO EVER FIND OUT THE MYSTERY IF NEJI/HINATA'S CLOSET!?

OH AND PS SORRY ABOUT THE PANTIES RHING IN THE VIDEO TATA TATA TATA MINNA