Sparrter
The greatest crack ship I have
And somebody requested a genderswap

Sparrow //in a super deep voice// Daaaang. What... What is this thing?

Splinter //autistic girly screeching//
wHAT hAPpeNEd!????!

Sparrow Oh grow a pair and shut up

Splinter I DID HAVE A PAIR
NOW THEY'RE GONE