Chapter 4: Zombie Endgame Tales Part 1

Here we see you and Marinette doing some gardening as we see Hippolyta and Antiope watching you and Marinette from afar. You see Marinette a bit distracted so you ask what's on her mind.

(Y/N): "What's on your mind?"

Marinette: "Well I was thinking, what was it like to be a zombie?"

(Y/N): "Ugh, lot's of things. I don't even know where to start."

Marinette: "Why don't you start from the beginning?"

(Y/N): "Alright, I can tell you four the times I was a zombie."

Tikki: "Four?"

(Y/N): "You two and the two nosy Amazons from behind us."

You then Marinette turn to see Hippolyta and Antiope watching you from afar as they head to you and Marinette.

Antiope: "How did you know we were here?"

(Y/N): "I read your minds and Antiope, you really need to sort out your issues and the fact I have E.D.I.T.H. constantly on lookout for if someone is either watching me or sneaking up on me or following me."

Antiope/Hippolyta: "I hate those glasses."

(Y/N): "So wanna hear the story of how I became a zombie the first time?"

Antiope: "Please do tell."

(Y/N): "Ok but first let's go somewhere more private and get some snacks first."

Here we see the amazons, Tikki, Marinette, and all of the other kwamis are in Marinette's room and they have snacks to have.

(Y/N): "Alright, ready for the story of how I became a zombie in the first place? And it looks like more people want to know about it. Cause it will scar you all for life, you already?"

Antiope: "It can't be bad because I once accidentally saw Ares naked and that's something that no one wants to see."

(Y/N): "It's a lot worse than seeing someone as ugly as Ares privates, trust me. So it all begins when I fall into a portal that leads to an alternate universe called Earth-2149."

As you started telling the story the screen changed to New York in Earth-2149. 

Flashback

We see a portal open and you come out of it and you look around the area as the portal closes.

(Y/N): "Sheesh, this place is a dump. And I thought a not ruined New York city was bad."*feel a bite on your butt*"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

You turn to see it was a zombie Captain America biting your butt.

(Y/N): "Excuse me, you're biting my butt?!"

Pause flashback.

Marinette: "Wait, you were bitten on the butt?"

(Y/N): "Yes, yes I did and I didn't even see it coming."

Resume flashback

Later, after getting the zombie Captain America off of your butt, we see you walking down an alley and you see your reflection on a broken mirror and you see yourself as a zombie.

(Y/N): "Man, I look awful after that bite on the butt."

Pause flashback

(Y/N): "Oh I just remembered something, I took a selfie of myself as a zombie."

You then show the picture of yourself as a zombie in Earth-2149 to everyone as they look at it and they are disgusted.

Antiope: "Okay that is revolting."

Hippolyta: "Disgusting, I can't believe that was you."

(Y/N): "Really? Because the girls in Earth-2149 had a different reaction."

Resume flashback.

Here we see you taking a selfie of yourself and you see Superman running for his life down the streets.

Superman(Earth-2149): "Dang these zombies, I used up all of my solar energy and now I'm powerless!"

You then feel hungry and you think that Superman deserves payback for treating Kara like garbage.

(Y/N): "Bon appétit!"

You then jump on Superman and then start eating away the flesh of the Kryptonian. We then see Zombie Wasp and Zombie Ms. Marvel flying from the sky and they see you and land in front of you as you finish your kryptonian meal.

(Y/N): "Man, who knew kryptonian meat tasted so good?"

Z. Wasp: "Hey who are you?"

You then look up to see Zombie Wasp and Zombie Ms. Marvel.

(Y/N): "Zombie Endgame? (Y/N) Rogers?"

Z. Ms. Marvel: "Huh, we never met."

(Y/N): "Oh I'm from out of town. And by out of town I mean I'm not from this universe."

Z. Wasp: "Oh, well welcome to the zombie apocalypse I guess."

(Y/N): "Thanks for the welcome, can we take 5 on eating flesh?"

Z. Ms. Marvel: "Wait, you want to take five on eating fresh meat?"

(Y/N): "I already had my fill on this jerk."

Z. Wasp: "Oh well I guess we could take five."

Later, we see you and the zombified Wasp and Ms. Marvel at the Daily Bugle as you see the girls eating Jay Jonah Jamson begging for Spider-Man to help him while you are sitting at a table in the breakroom while they eat Jameson.

Z. Ms. Marvel: "So uh, out of curiosity. Do you think I would have a chance at a relationship with anyone, if I was not hungry?"

(Y/N): "Well if you ask me you might."

Z. Wasp: "Ms. Marvel, what's the point of asking out with someone on a date? You're a walking rotting corpse now."

(Y/N): "To some people it's a good thing."

Z. Ms. Marvel: "Huh?"

(Y/N): "If someone likes someone that is ugly as you both are, then they love you for who you are. Drax taught me that. You two are horrifying to look at, but it's the inside that counts."

Z. Wasp: "Wow really?"

(Y/N): "Yeah and I think a lot of people don't understand and that's why I don't try to get any one because if they don't help or want you at your worst then they don't deserve you at your best."

Z. Wasp: "Wow, you really are very wise for a kid."

(Y/N): "Thanks and you know in a zombie way, you two are pretty."

Z. Wasp/Z. Ms. Marvel: "Aww thanks."

Z. Wasp: "And you know, you look nice too."

(Y/N): "Thanks."

Pause flashback

Hippolyta: "Such wisdom."

Marinette: "Is that why you didn't try to make it seem that you were related to someone famous or are famous but to make it seem you were normal instead of trying to say all of the stuff that you do?"

(Y/N): "Yup because if they don't want to be my friend when they know that they can't gain from it then they don't deserve to be my friend."

Tikki: "Wow, that is something a lot of people don't think about."

(Y/N): "Yup so anyways, I'll break was cut short when-"

Resume flashback.

We then see Zombie Spider-Man burst into the room and turn to you and the girls.

Z. Spider-Man: "Guys! There's a strange being from space and he looks like he's silver, come on!"

Later, you and the other zombies found the Silver Surfer.

(Y/N): "Hey I know that guy, he's the Silver Surfer."

Z. Hulk: "Who?"

(Y/N): "Oh right, you guys haven't met him yet. So he's currently a herald for Galactus, the devourer of worlds and he has the power to consume planets. He's as hungry as we are, not me though I'm limiting my diet to 3 meals a day and I just ate Kryptonian meat, I don't want to ruin this figure."*flexing making the female zombies blush and making zombie spider-man jealous*

Z. Giant Man: "But you're a zombie now, like the rest of us."

(Y/N): "So it doesn't matter if you're a human or an alien, a mutant or a zombie you need to keep in shape in case you need to be. Or you might burst open your body if you eat too much."*to Zombie Hulk*"I'm looking at you Hulk, just to remind you that you're not the only one sharing the same body."

Z. Zulk: *points to the bandages around his torso*"Yeah you're right."

You and the others see that the Silver Surfer has left the area.

(Y/N): "I wonder what he's up to? I'm gonna go talk to him."

You then try to summon Mjolnir and nothing happened.

(Y/N): "I guess magic hammers and zombie virus don't mix, I'll just use these wings then."

You then pull out your own falcon wings and fly after the Silver Surfer. You then catch up with the surfer and you talk to him.

(Y/N): "Hey Silver Surfer, how are things on your end? Don't mind me, I had my fill on Kryptonian steak."

Silver Surfer: "Well I am merely surveying your planet to see if it's worthy to be devoured by Galactus."

(Y/N): "Okay, so while you're doing that, why don't we talk to each other for a while and get to know each other."

Soon, we see you return back to the ruined New York and you see that Zombie Wasp is nowhere to be found among the zombies.

(Y/N): "Hey has anyone seen Wasp?"

When you said that you got tackled by something or someone. You turn to see it was Z.wasp was the one that tackled you that it was Zombie Wasp who tackled you.

(Y/N): "What was that for Wasp?"*while she is hitting you*

Z.Wasp: "This is for leaving without saying anything."

(Y/N): "I was following the surfer."*feel that she broke several of your ribs*"Hey, watch the ribs."

You then get up as Zombie Ms. Marvel fired a beam at your right arm as it fell off.

(Y/N): "Hey!"

Z. Ms. Marvel: "That's for leaving without saying anything!"

(Y/N): *picks up right arm and try to put it back on*"Dang, can't reattach limbs. Can someone help me get a prosthetic limb?"*turn to the zombie girls and see that they're angry*"Look, I only went after the Silver Surfer to talk to him."

Z. Invisible Woman: "Likely story, you ate every bit of him without our consent!"

(Y/N): "I did not!"

The zombie girls then see the Silver Surfer flying by and turn to you.

Z. Scarlet Witch: "Huh, I guess he was telling the truth."

(Y/N): "I told you so."*yay said bitterly and look to see where the other zombies are going*"What are they up to?"

You and the zombie girls follow the other zombies to see the Silver Surfer floating above everyone.

(Y/N): "Hey everyone, what are all doing here with the Silver Surfer?"

Z. Col. America: "We're gonna eat him."

(Y/N): "Oh uh okay, shouldn't give him his last words before he gets eaten? Because it might be important later."

Z. Quicksilver: "He has a point."

(Y/N): "Yeah, and uh can you leave some Silver Surfer meat for me. I'm gonna find someone who can get me a prosthetic arm to replace my right arm cause someone shot it off."*to Zombie Ms. Marvel*"Ms. Marvel."

Z. Ms. Marvel: "That was payback for leaving without saying something!"

(Y/N): "I'll just be right back."*summons Stormbreaker*"At least I got Stormbreaker."

You then use the Bifrost and head to the Asteroid M and you find Forge there.

(Y/N): "Hi."

Forge: "Back beast!"

Forge then uses his magic to attack you as you deflect it with Stormbreaker.

(Y/N): "Whoah, take it easy, I'm just here for a prosthetic arm that's all."*drops Stormbreaker*"See, I'm harmless."

Forge: "Alright, I don't trust you, but I can help you."

Later, back in New York we see the zombies fighting off the Silver Surfer as Zombie Dazzler and Zombie Wasp turn to see the bifrost coming in and you came out of it with a new prosthetic arm as the zombie girls see it.

(A/N): "Imagine there are holes for Infinity Stones on the back of the hand and it's a right hand."

Zombie girls: "Ok that looks cool."

(Y/N): "Thanks, Forge was nice enough to give me this."

We then see Zombie Dazzler and Zombie Wasp feeling your prosthetic arm and they notice some spots on the hand that look like something off of the Infinity Gauntlet as they were a bit confused on that detail.

Z. Wasp: "What with these holes?"

(Y/N): "I thought they looked cool and they allowed me to shoot fire and bullets and lightning.. Hmm, you know what I just realized, I haven't tested out any of my powers yet from becoming a zombie. Since I still have my other arm."

You then use your other arm to shoot a webcable made out of veins and arteries and this hurts you as you cry out a single tear and you internally scream in pain.

(Y/N): "That smarts. Note to self, always use non-super abilities so that I don't have a lot of pain."

Z. Wasp: "Come on, we got a surfer to wipe out!"*rips off the webcable from your left arm which heart even more*

From a distance, we hear you scream at the top of your rotting lungs. We then came back to you and you were hurting real bad.

Z. Wasp: "Sorry, but we have to go to the surfer and munch on him, before there's nothing left."

Pause flashback

Marinette: "Okay that really must have really hurt and gross."

(Y/N): "It's a good thing I had an actual web shooter in the new arm."

Marinette: "Do you still have the prosthetic arm?"

Antiope: "Where is this metallic arm?"

(Y/N): "Oh it's back at my house in Metropolis, I kept it as a souvenir from that crazy adventure, and I'm planning to use it for something so anyways back to the story."

Resume flashback

Here we see you and the other zombies going after the Silver Surfer.

(Y/N): "It's lunch time pal, sorry in advance!"

You and the zombies then overwhelm the surfer and then eat him up. You shared some meat with some of the girl zombies and you kept his surfboard and his lungs to munch on. Later, we see you and the others feeling a bit full as you see Zombie Spider-Man feeling down.

(Y/N): "Hey spidey, you okay. Got a stomach ache or something?"

Z. Spider-Man: "When I became a zombie, I went to Mary Jane and my Aunt May for help, but instead I turned them into a meal for one."

(Y/N): "I'm sorry to hear that, I've only been a zombie for several hours. If there was a way to undo the Zombie Apocalypse, would you do it?"

Z. Spider-Man: "Yeah, I would, anything to get them back."

(Y/N): "Spidey, can I talk to you in private?"

Z. Spider-Man: "Sure, where do you want to talk?"

(Y/N): "How about the top of the Empire State building?"

Z. Spider-Man: "Sounds good."

Later, on the Empire State Building, we see you and Zombie Spider-Man on the building itself and showing your prosthetic to the web crawler.

(Y/N): "Alright, I haven't told the girls or the other zombies everything about my arm. It has a builtin web shooter and has another purpose."

Z. Spider-Man: "What kind of purpose?"

(Y/N): *looks to see that no one is around*"Okay, don't tell the other zombies about this, but there is a way to use it so that it can undo the zombie apocalypse while at the same time make things worse if the other zombies knew about this."

Z. Spider-Man: "Okay."

(Y/N): "Ever heard of a guy named Thanos?"

Z. Spider-Man: "That's the first time I heard that name."

(Y/N): "He's one of the big bads in the universe or any other universe. Basically he tried to get 6 rocks called the infinity stones to create the infinity gauntlet, a glove that grants you incredible power. This prosthetic is made to use the stones, one snap and it's bye bye zombie virus and welcome back people. If the zombies, especially Giant Man get their hands on the stones, just make things worse. Be sure no one knows the true purpose of my new arm, can I trust you?"

Z. Spider-Man: "If it means getting my family back, then my lips are sealed even if I don't have lips right now."

(Y/N): "Alright, once Galactus shows up and we take him down and make him dinner, I'm gonna be on my own searching for the stones. The layout of this universe should be the same, since the whole zombie thing is a minor change."

Z. Spider-Man: "Minor?"

(Y/N): "There are times when size doesn't matter."

Z. Spider-Man: "Well we better get back with the others, before they realize we're missing."

You and Zombie Spider-Man get back to the other Zombies and head to Zombie Giant Man's laboratory.

(Y/N): "Sorry we're late, Spidey just needed some therapy time for the 2 course meal that is his family."

Z. Giant Man: "Okay, anyways. The Silver Surfer said that our world has enough nourishment for Galactus and we all don't know who he is but you might and if you do please explain."

(Y/N): "You know how the Silver Surfer is powered by cosmic energy and now right?"

Z. Giant Man: "Yes?"

(Y/N): "Imagine the cosmic energy as a giant 40 foot sub sandwich, the silver surfer would be like a small pickle slice and while Galactus is the one who made the sandwich."

Z. Giant Man: "If what you say is true, then how big is he?"

(Y/N): "Well he's about a couple stacked on top of each other and he can control his size to shrink and grow back to that size."

Z. Wasp: "Sounds like he has a lot of meat on his bones."

(Y/N): "That's why he's such a fat ass. So what's the plan?"

Z. Giant Man: "How about we make a laser that is strong enough to knock him down on his feet so we can jump on him and one big cosmic energy filled buffet for all of us, if we managed to get to him first that is."

(Y/N): "Wait, we aren't the only zombies?"

Z. Wasp: "The heroes aren't the only ones who became zombies dummy, villains also became zombies too."

(Y/N): "Then why not work together and make a machine that can syphon the cosmic energy from Galactus?"

Z. Giant Man: "And remove the flavor? No way. Plus we still hate each other even after we became zombies."

(Y/N): "If we don't then we won't stand a chance and that's why we have it where we drain the energy then kill him then put the energy back in the dead body then we eat him and we have a better chance of doing it if we team up so do you want to eat him or not?"

Z. Hulk: "We have cosmic energy."

Z. Col. America: "He's right, we already have enough juice to go up against Galactus with the laser."

Z. Iron Man: "He's right."

(Y/N): "Alright, it's your plan but I'm still going to work on my idea as a plan B in case your idea doesn't work."

Z. Iron Man: "Good to hear, and do you happen to know your way around machines?"

(Y/N): "Well I did make a functioning arc reactor from potatoes."*pulls out a wrech*"Let's get to work."*to Zombie Quicksilver*"Quicksilver, you're on look out. If Galactus has arrived, come back to the lab as fast as you can."

Z. Quicksilver: "Alright."

Zombie Quicksilver blitzes out of the room as you and the others then work on the machine with you helping and working on your VM machine every so often. Later, we see you taking a break from building the machine as you head to the zombie girls and talk to them.

(Y/N): "Hey girls, what's on your mind?*bet you have an idea on what or who though*"Wanna talk about it?"

Z. Scarlet Witch: "Mystique bit my brother and he became a big reason why the zombie outbreak wasn't contained!"

Z. Mystique: "I was hungry and you know it!"

Z. Scarlet Witch: "And you know what's worse! Wasp eating my father like a wild animal!"

Z. Wasp: "He was attacking us! You saw what he did to the Colonel's head!"

We see all the zombie girls arguing and bickering at each other.

(Y/N): "Um girls, what's this all about?"

Z. Wasp: "Well we missed being human and we regret following our stomachs instead of our heads."

(Y/N): "Being a zombie isn't that bad."

Z. Wasp: "Easy for you to say, you've been undead for a couple of hours!"*realizes*"Wait, you ate the surfer and he was your friend from where you're from, right?"

(Y/N): "Yes?"

Z. Scarlet Witch: "What do you know?"

Z. Black Widow: "Yes, tell us. What are you hiding?"

(Y/N): "Uh nothing, nothing at all."

Z. Mystique: "What are the holes on your metal arm for?"

(Y/N): *puts right hand behind your back*"Uhh..."*pretends to hear Quicksilver calling you*"What's that? Oh I think Quicksilver is back with an update on Galactus."

Z. Scarlet Witch: "I don't hear my brother."

(Y/N): "Coming Quicksilver!"

You then fly off by using your falcon wings as the zombie girls get a bit suspicious about your new arm. Later, we see you get back to the lab and see the laser is done.

(Y/N): "Is the laser done?"

Z. Iron Man: "It's done."

We then see Zombie Quicksilver blitz into the room and turn to you.

Z. Quicksilver: "Hey does Galactus look like some guy in a huge helmet and red and blue suit?"

(Y/N): "Yeah why?"

Z. Quicksilver: "He's here."

(Y/N): "Alright, zombies to your battle stations!"

You tell the zombies while you go back to what you were building to put the finishing touches on what you were building then we see the zombies get to their battle stations as you then see Galactus lands in New York as you see him and walk up to him.

(Y/N): *whispers into the coms*"Okay, when you see the signal, you fire, got it?"

Z. Giant Man: *over the coms*"Alright. Wait, what is the signal?"

(Y/N): *whispers into the coms*"When I say Bon Appetit, you pull the trigger, got it?"

Z. Giant Man: *over the coms*"Got it."

You then turn to Galactus and look up and see that he's towering over nearly every building in New York.

Pause flashback

Marinette: "Wait, you came up with a plan to turn Galactus into dinner?"

(Y/N): "If he thought that he was going to try and eat a planet with zombies on it and have them not fight back then he was wrong. And it was actually Giant Man's idea, but I gave them much more strategy to their plan."

Resume flashback

Here we see you having a conversation with Galactus.

(Y/N): "So, you're hungry for Earth right?"

Galactus:*used his powers to let you and you alone understand him*"Indeed, where is my herald, the Silver Surfer?"

(Y/N): "Would it make you mad if I say he was eaten alive by us?"

Galactus: "Indeed."

(Y/N): "Ok then, BONE APATITE!! Because we ate him!"

We then see Zombie Giant Man fired the laser at Galactus as he was knocked unconscious as you then see the villains coming in and saw it happened and they two are zombies.

Z. Red Skull: "Look, fresh meat for all of us!"

Z. Col. America: "Not a chance skull! This is our dinner!"

(Y/N): "Guys, come on. If we work together and put our heads together we-"

(Y/N) Narrating: "Literally 2 seconds later, this happened."

We then see numerous destroyed bodies and remains of the zombified villains.

(Y/N): "Nevermind."

Z. Mystique: "Hey (Y/N) you want to eat this pile of fresh meat or what?'

(Y/N): "Coming!"

You and the other zombies then eat away all of Galactus and while you were eating you did not notice that with every bite you took you were absorbing his powers. By the time you and the other zombies ate all of Galactus, you gained his powers and became his successor. You then look at yourself and see you're wearing clothes only Galactus would wear as you turn to Zombie Spider-Man.

(Y/N): "This is different."*turns to Zombie Spider-Man and whispers to him*"Okay Spidey, there are six locations that hold at least one of the infinity stones. Once we leave Earth, we head to locations that have an infinity stone and eat some meat on the way to distract tall, dark and rotten, if you know who I mean? If any of them gets suspicious about what I'm doing, just distract them with your jokes."

Z. Spider-Man: "Gotcha."

After that you started to get to work and while working on a set course to get the stones you didn't notice you turning human again. Here we see you and the now called Zombie Galactus outside of Earth's atmosphere and you are setting a course to get to the Chintari homeworld.

Z. Quicksilver: "Where to (Y/N)?"

(Y/N): "We're going to the Chintari homeworld, it's the closest planet with fresh meat on it."*thinking*"And to get the Mind Stone."

Pause flashback

Antiope: "You made a course that leads you to the stones without the zombies noticing, what a clever ruse."

(Y/N): "Over the 4 decades of munching on flesh, we picked up new zombies along the way: Thanos, Phoenix, Firelord, and Gladiator are newcomers to being zombies."

Resume flashback

Here we see Zombie Hulk and Zombie Thanos arguing with each other.

Z. Thanos: "You ate all of our rations!"

Z. Spider-Man: *feeling his Zombie Senses are tingling*"Stop it you too, we can pick up more on the next planet we land on, got it!"

Z. Wasp: "Well, point us in the right direction for the next batch of meat."

Zombie Spider-Man then points in your direction as they see you quicking hide the infinity stones behind your back along with your mechanical arm. The zombie girls then notice that only your right arm is behind your back and they also notice that you're human again.

Z. Wasp: "Wait, you became a human again?"

Z. Spider-Man: "Wait you're human again! How did we not notice that?"

And when she said that the other zombies went to eat you but before they could do that you snapped your fingers and turned them all back to normal and undo the damage they have done after 40 years. Later, we see you and the other get back to Earth thanks to the Space Stone. Everyone then sees that you managed to repair the whole world by a snap of your fingers and brought everyone and everything back to life.

(Y/N): "I used the Infinity Stones to undo the damage that the outbreak caused, pretty neat huh?"

Scarlet Witch(Earth-2149): "Why didn't you tell us?"

(Y/N): "Giant Man would've made things worse by making the whole universe into an all you can eat buffet."

Everyone that was with you(Earth-2149): "Good point."

Spider-Man(Earth-2149): "Wait, does that mean?"

We then see Spider-Man swing back to his house and he sees Mary Jane and his Aunt May both alive and well.

Spider-Man(Earth-2149): "Aunt May! Mary Jane!"

Back to you and the others.

(Y/N): "Welp, back to my universe."

You then make a portal back to your universe and you head into it.

End of flashback.

(Y/N): "And that's how I became a zombie the first time around, now onto the second time around."

Next: Chapter 5: Zombie Endgame Tales Part 2

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