Chapter 17: Time on Sakaar
It's been a week since the Red King was killed by his own forces and we see you telling your stories of your adventures to the children of Sakaar.
(Y/N): " And that's my story about my time as a Zombie."
Children: "Wow...."
Child 1: "Can you tell us more of your tales?"
(Y/N): "You kids like violence do you?"
Child 2: "We watch a lot of gladiator tournaments."
(Y/N): "Man, kids on Sakaar are very violent."
Child 3: "Are the children on Earth violent?"
(Y/N): "Uh, not really. But let's put story time to a close kids."
Kids: "Aww...."
(Y/N): "Hey don't worry, I'll tell you more stories. I have to meet up with my friends."
Kids: "Okay."
(Y/N): "Run along kids, and don't kill each other."
Kids: "We won't."
You see the kids run off as you meet up with Erotica and the others at the palace.
(Y/N): "Hey guys."
Erotica: "Hey (Y/N), how was story time with the kids?"
(Y/N): "It went very well, they enjoyed the story of my three times of being a zombie. Especially the more gory parts."
Erotica: "Wait, you were a Zombie?"
(Y/N): "Yeah it's a long story, well more like 3 long stories."
Erotica: "What was it like?"
(Y/N): "Let's just say it was not a pleasant experience. My body was rotting and I had an insatiable hunger for 40 years."
Erotica: "Yikes, that long."
Elloe: "Impressive."
(Y/N): "The second time was a zombie virus created by the Brood."
No-Name: "Oh, that's horrible."
Erotica: "What happened the third time?"
(Y/N): "The third time was when that big blue moron brought back Cyborg when he was infected by a digitalized Zombie Virus that infected people through any form of a screen."
Erotica: "Wow so they thought they were zombies?"
(Y/N): "Well they focus more on infecting than just eating, but they're still zombies."
Erotica: " Oh, so are they all okay now?"
(Y/N): "I think so, I did cure them by solving the Anti-Life equation, which was as easy as for what's 1+1?"
Caiera: "Incredible."
Erotica: " What's the Anti-life equation?"
(Y/N): "It's an equation that, in the hands of Darkseid, can enslave everyone and make them think that freedom and hope are meaningless concepts."
Arch: "That is actually quite depressing."
Erotica: "So it's math that just makes you sad."
(Y/N): "Yes and a slave to Darkseid but yes."
No-Name: "(Y/N), I found a place on Sakaar where I can build my colony, can you help me with that?"
(Y/N): " Oh sure, you need help making the castle?"
No-Name: "Oh no, I just need help making...the workers and the soldiers and the drones."
(Y/N): *realizes what she means*"Oh....so you want me to-"
No-Name: "Yes, I'm sorry that this is a bit too sudden."
(Y/N): "Hey it's okay. I helped the Brood Empress make queens, I can help you make your troops."
No-Name: "Really?"
(Y/N): "Yeah, I did it before and I'll do it again."
No-Name: "Oh thank you (Y/N)."
(Y/N): "You're welcome, just take me to your hive and I can help you there."
No-Name: " Okay as you wish."
Erotica: " So your gonna-"
(Y/N): "Yep."
Erotica: "Oh."
(Y/N): "Well their way of making babies is a lot different. The Empress and or Queen store the source of their hive's genetic material in their chest cavity and then extract the DNA from it and then lay the eggs."
Erotica: " So it's similar to a seahorse?"
(Y/N): "Something like that."
No-Name: "Come along then. I can carry you in my chest cavity and incubate the eggs on the way."
We then see No-Name open her chest cavity and then the tendrils grab you and pull you into her chest cavity and close it.
Erotica: "I hope you take care of him."
No-Name: "He will be back to the palace, I promise."
Erotica: " Okay if you say so."
We later see No-Name in her nest that she made herself underground as she then starts laying her eggs.
No-Name: "My nest is coming along nicely."
Later, we see No-Name finish laying enough eggs to make her nest fully functional and she then lets you out of her chest cavity.
(Y/N): "Phew, it was getting cramped in there, not as roomy as the Brood Empress'. And I'm feeling a little lightheaded."
No-Name: "I'm a lot smaller than her, so sorry."
(Y/N): "It's fine, so how do you feel now?"
No-Name: "I'm feeling a bit tired since I was laying eggs for 10 hours, I'm gonna sleep for a while."
(Y/N): " Okay, hope you have a good nap."
We later see you make it back to the city and you see the champions of Sakaar at a bar.
(Y/N): "Hey guys, how have you been?"*look up to see Fin Fang Foom*"Hey big guy."
Fin Fang Foom: *Roars*
(Y/N): "Well I see you guys are doing great. Especially you Rose."
Rose: "Yeah, how's Sakaar treating you?"
(Y/N): " It's going well, No-Name is sleeping after laying eggs in her new nest, Elloe is captain of the guard, Korg is back to his people, Miek is back with the Natives, Arch is one of the bodyguards, Hiroim is back with the other shadow people, and Caiera has been queen of Sakaar ever since the King was killed. Things are running smoothly here on Sakaar."
Ares: "Would you ever want to go back to Earth?"
(Y/N): "I'm pretty sure I'm still a wanted man on Earth."
Meanwhile on Earth, we see people of Metropolis cheering your name and having a parade in your honor when you return. We see the Superhero girls' lair covered in decorations in your own image.
Diana: " Do you think (Y/N) will come back?"
Babs: " I'm sure he will. Plus he has new merchandise on Earth! I'm talking action figures, comic books, graphic novels, movie deals, and a new statue in the middle of town. They even put his face on baby diapers!"*pulls out a large box of diapers with your face on them*"See!"
Jessica: "Still though, when is he gonna get back?"
Meanwhile, with the Seven, we see Homelander getting angry from the cancellation of the search for you as he sees The Deep wearing Endgame branded shoes.
Homelander: "What are those?"
The Deep: "I don't know, I just thought that they were dashing."
Homelander: "After that twerp's stunt on Sakaar, the mission of finding and destroying Endgame has gone up in smoke. AND YOU ARE WEARING HIS MERCHANDISE!!!??!!?!"
Both Homelander and The Deep then hear slurping noises as they turn to see A-Train drinking out of an Endgame brand sports drink as he stops drinking and offers it to Homelander.
A-Train: "Thirsty?"
Homelander: "GAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
From a distance, we see Selina on the rooftops after robbing a jewelry store and she see a large beam coming from the Vought building as she dodges it and lands safely.
Selina: "That was close."
Later, with the Globe Guardians, we see the team cheering as Omni-Man was cheering on the inside.
War Woman: "Why aren't you cheering Omni-Man?"
Omni-Man: "I am cheering, I'm just cheering on the inside."
War Woman: " Oh alright."
Darkwing: "Yeah."
War Woman: "Hey, do you think I have a chance with him?"
Omni-Man: *in his head*"What?!?!?"
The Immortal: "I mean the kid was a zombie for 40 years, so technically he's old enough to date you."
War Woman: "Yes! What should I wear when he comes back to his welcome back party?"
Omni-Man: "As if he'll ever come back he's a menace!"
Darkwing: "You saw the footage from his time on Sakaar, he freed Sakaar from the Red King."
War Woman: " Yeah he's a hero."
Omni-Man: " He is not a hero, he's a menace."
Martian Man: "And you know that War Woman has a crush on him too."
War Woman: *blushes nervously*"Wait, how did you know that?"
Martian Man: "I uh read your diary?"
War Woman then hit Martian Man in the head with her mace.
Martian Man: *in pain* " Owww....."
War Woman: "That's for reading my diary! Hmph!"
Meanwhile with the Grandmaster, we see him watching the footage of your time on Sakaar.
Grandmaster: "I knew selling him and Stripperella to Sakaar was a good idea."
Meanwhile, at UA High, we see the students of Class 1A and 1B in the cafeteria watching the footage of you on Sakaar.
Izuku: " I knew Endgame was a hero!"
Shoto: "Indeed."
Meanwhile, back on Sakaar we see you sitting on your throne as you saw Erotica holding up her phone in the air in different places
(Y/N): "Erotica what are you doing?"
Erotica: "I'm trying to find some cell service around here, so far I only found two bars."
Arch: " You are trying to find communications to Earth?"
(Y/N): "Let me see."
You then take Erotica's phone and then modify it to give it a stronger signal.
(Y/N): "There, now you can talk to anyone in other dimensions. And it has 5 bars on it no matter where you are."
Erotica: "Nice."
Just then you hear the phone ring as you answer it.
(Y/N): "Hello?"
A-Bomb: "(Y/N) dude how's it been?"
(Y/N): " A-Bomb? Wait, I thought you and the hulks hated me."
A-Bomb: " What? No dude we saw what you did on Sakaar, you were awesome out there."
(Y/N): "How do you know we're on Sakaar?"
A-Bomb: "Oh E.D.I.T.H. sent footage of your time on Sakaar and it was broadcasted worldwide. And the reason why I'm calling you is because Skaar wants to say hi to his peeps on Sakaar."
(Y/N): "Oh okay, hang on, I'll put it in holographic video mode."
You then set the phone to a video holographic mode so everyone could see Skaar.
Skaar: "Hi Sakaar!"
Arch: "Hello Skaar."
Erotica: "That's Skaar? I thought he was like the other hulks."
(Y/N): "No, while Skaar is a Hulk. He dresses differently."
Skaar: "Skaar like what Skaar wears."
(Y/N): " Yep. And what he lacks in intelligence he makes up for it for his heroism but he does have his moments."
A-Bomb: "Yeah, he doesn't know how to use a toilet."
(Y/N): "Well it's good to see you again, sorry that I hospitalized you and the hulks."
A-Bomb: "Hey it's ok man, we know you didn't mean to."
(Y/N): " So we're cool?"
A-Bomb: "Rock solid cool dude. And speaking of cool, Jen has been working on an outfit to wear for your welcome back to Earth party."
A-Bomb then turns the camera around and you see She-Hulk.
She-Hulk: *not looking at the camera**holding up two dresses*"Should I go with sequins or rhinestones?"
Erotica: " I'd go with sequins."
She-Hulk: *turns to see you**puts the dresses aside and tries to act casual*"Oh (Y/N), it's good to see you again."
(Y/N): "Good to see you again She-Hulk."
She-Hulk: "I was gonna work on a cake later for your welcome back party, but Devil Dinosaur ate it and apparently chocolate doesn't agree with him."
(Y/N): " Lemme guess, he yacked on Red's bed?"
She-Hulk: "Actually on Red."
(Y/N): *chuckles*"Oh man, General Ross permission not to smell you."
Red Hulk: " How!? You're on another planet!"
(Y/N): "Phone has smell o vision too."
She-Hulk: "Now I'm gonna work on another cake!"*looks on her wrist*"Oh look at the time, I need to get the ingredients I need to make a new cake."*bumps in the wall like a clutz*"Heh."
You then see She-Hulk leave the Gamma Base as A-Bomb turns to the camera.
A-Bomb: "Okay, I'm gonna assume that she was like when she was in high school."
Hulk: " Well it's good to have you back on the saddle again kid."
(Y/N): "Can't wait to get back to Earth. See ya."
Hulk: "See ya back on Earth kid."
We see the Hulk hang up the phone as you hand it back to Erotica.
(Y/N): "What does A-Bomb mean when he assumes Jen was acting like she was like that in her high school years?"
Erotica: " How about we find out when we get to Earth, I bet Giselle, Persephone, and Catt are worried about us."
You then see the Milano make a landing outside the palace walls and both you and Eoritca head to it.
(Y/N): "Earth, we're coming home."*to Caiera and the gladiators*"You guys wanna come along?"
Caiera: "Sakaar needs someone to watch over them."
(Y/N): "With the Space Stone on Earth, I can make a portal that leads to anywhere in the universe."
Caiera: "Well that is good news to hear."
Miek: "Miek coming too!"
Korg: "I'm coming along with you."
(Y/N): "Sounds like you're all coming along, let's go everyone."
You and the others then head into the Milano and fly back to Earth. Later, back on Earth we see the crowds cheering for your arrival when they see your ship landing on the ground in Metropolis. We then see you and the others come out of the Milano.
Erotica: " It's good to be back on Earth."
(Y/N): "Yep."
We later see you and the others on parade floats as we see Caiera was looking around to the area. We later see you and the gladiators at Sweet Justice.
Caiera: " So what is this establishment?"
(Y/N): "It's a cafe called Sweet Justice, you can eat a lot of ice cream and other desserts here. Try some guys."
Caiera: " Ice cream?"
Miek: *eats ice cream*"This is delicious, Miek likes it!"
Caiera then starts eating ice cream and she gasps from the taste of the ice cream and she starts eating more of the ice cream the same way a certain Amazon princess did.
Caiera: "I must have more of this!"
We then see Caiera eat the other desserts from everyone at the table and then pass out.
(Y/N): "Caiera?"
Caiera: *wakes up*"By the Sands of Sakaar! This is the most delectable cuisine that I have ever had on Earth!"
Erotica: "That's ice cream."
Caiera: "And it is amazing!"
(Y/N): "That's sweet justice for ya, best ice cream around."
You then see the superhero girls come into Sweet Justice and they see you.
Hero girls: " (Y/N)!"
The hero girls then tackle and hug you.
Kara: "Dude, we've been worried about you!"
Zee: "Don't you ever do that again!"
Karen: "Please don't!"
(Y/N): "It's good to see you girls again."
Jessica: " You're not gonna go crazy are you?"
(Y/N): "Nope, it took me a gladiator tournament to realize that I'm a real hero."
Babs: "Well it's good to have you back."
(Y/N): "It's good to be back."
We then see a portal to hell opened as we see Charlie come out of it while still wearing a Hawaiian outfit as she looks at you and the others.
Charlie: "What did I miss?"
Next: Chapter 18: Reunion
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