Chapter 1: Finding the Stones
Here we see you in space looking for the space flying the Milano to Asgard until you get a phone call and you answer it.
(Y/N): *answers phone*"Hello?"
???(Yondu): "I heard you bumped into the Magic High Commission while nabbing a sphere."
(Y/N): "Yondu, it's good to hear you again."
Yondu: "You too boy, thought you would get caught by now."
(Y/N): "It will take more than a living universe, a rockhead, and a million pale faced girls to take me down, so how are things on your end?"
Yondu: "Well the usual boy, kicking ass, taking names, stealing some things and getting a lot of units."
(Y/N): "Well tell the Ravagers I said hi."
Yondu: "Alright boy, don't get caught."
(Y/N): "You two."
You then hung up and you arrived at Asgard and landed there. Here we see you walking on towards the palace as you pass the guard while standing tall. You then see the Prince of Asgard himself Thor and he sees you.
Thor: "Ah the mighty Endgame has arrived in Asgard."
(Y/N): "Hey Thor, is your dad around? I need to talk to him about something."
Thor: "He is busy you know business as I told to make sure no one disturbs him. I can help you, what is it you want?"
(Y/N): "I was looking for the Tesseract actually, and Loki's staff and the Aether by chance."
Thor's eyes widen before he looks around and whispers.
Thor: *whispers*"I don't like to talk about my brother, but the staff you're searching for I have no knowledge of its whereabouts."
(Y/N): "Can I atleast have the Tesseract then, since I can't waste a trip on getting two artifacts. Do you have the Aether, you know the red liquid that the Dark Elves used against your grandfather Bor?"
Thor thought about it for minute before he speak to you.
Thor: "Well I can give you the Tesseract, but I have no knowledge on the whereabouts of the Aether you speak of. True, we moved the Aether to another place to keep it heavily guarded, I'm sorry my friend."
(Y/N): "Hey the trip here isn't wasted at all, I got a quarter of what I'm looking for."
Thor: "I'll grant you access to the vault, so we don't get in trouble."
???: "Get in what trouble?"
You both turn to see Thor's father walk toward them as Thor bowed his father.
(Y/N): "Oh hey Odin, I was getting the Tesseract for a science experiment. Do you by chance know where Loki's staff and the Aether are?"
Odin: "First, I am not mad as I understand you have to do it. Second, I did it so that I kept them in a safe place for no one but myself to know the location of the Loki staff and Aether. I can take you there."
Thor: "Father. I thought you should not be disturb of your work?"
Odin: "I finished early. Come, this way to the vault."
Here we see a door opening and you see numerous artifacts from all the battles Thor and Odin have collected. You then see the Tesseract and Loki's Staff.
Odin: "Here's what you're looking for, my boy."
(Y/N): *picks up the cube and the staff*"Thanks Odin. So where did you put the Aether?"
Odin: "A weapon that threatened my father Bor is not in this realm, but in the hands of The Collector."
(Y/N): "Sounds like The Collector got one heck of an addition to his collection."
You, Thor, and Odin heard an explosion outside and you see Heimdall come into the room.
Heimdall: "All Father Odin, it's the Fire Demon Surter and the King of the Dark Elves Malekith!"
Odin: "Asgard's greatest foes forging an alliance!"
Thor: "Come Endgame, to battle!"
(Y/N): "Alright!"
Later, you and Thor head to the Rainbow Bridge and you both see warriors of Asgard, the Warriors Three, and Sif fighting the Dark Elves and Surter. Surter then overpowers Sif and is about to crush her until you throw Stormbreaker into Surter's face as Sif sees you land behind her.
(Y/N): "Hey Sif, need a hand?"
You then help Sif up as you then summon Stormbreaker back to your hand. You then use pym particles to shrink yourself onto Sif's shoulder.
(Y/N): "Okay I need you to launch me at the Dark Elves."
Sif: "Of course!"
Sif then flick you and launch you at the Dark Elves and from their point of view they look like they're getting hit by an unseen force. You took out 50 of the Dark Elves and you turn back to your normal size and turn to Surter.
(Y/N): "Alright big guy, you and Malakieth are going down."
You then get dogpiled by numerous Dark Elves and then in a burst of rage you then go into your Hulk form and grow 9 feet tall.
(Y/N): *as Hulk*"Hulk smash puny elves!"
You then bash around the dark elves as Heimdall, Thor, Sif, and the Warriors 3 join the fight.
Thor: "Remind me not to make him mad like the real Hulk so that he doesn't happen to me."
Sif: "I kinda like him angry."
Thor looks at Sif like she is crazy.
Sif: "What?"
Thor: *hits a dark elf with his hammer*"Nothing it's just that is something not many would say because everyone normally likes him calm."
(Y/N): *as Hulk**to Thor*"(Y/N)'s secret, (Y/N) always angry."
Thor: "Really I thought that you were always calm but could turn on command?"
(Y/N): *as Hulk*"If Hulk wants to smash, (Y/N) let Hulk smash!?"
We then see you smash 10 million Dark Elves and then jump onto Surter's face and punch him repeatedly in the eye. Then he grabs his legs and swings him into the floor multiple times as we see Malakeith punch you in the face and you fall down. You then grow 12 feet and turn to malekith and spit out a tooth and get really angry.
Malekith: "My apologIes."
Just when Odin arrives at the battle he sees Malakith being thrown at him as he uses his Odinforce to deflect him from flying at him and then looks at where he came from. You then accidentally hit Odin in the face with your fist as he was launched several feet. We then see Odin get back up and laughs out loud.
Odin: "I never felt a blow like that since my battle with the fire demon Surter, you certainly grew into a powerful warrior (Y/N)."
(Y/N): *as Hulk*"Hulk not (Y/N), Hulk is Hulk right now. Where's puny elf man?"
Odin: "I sent him a bit to the left and then I sent him towards Thor, so he can have a bit more fun."
(Y/N): *as Hulk*"Hulk thinks fight not happened on purpose, Hulk curious."
Odin: "What do you mean?"
You then see Loki making a run for the Bifrost and you jump to him and land on top of him and grab him by the head.
(Y/N): *as Hulk*"Where is puny god going?"
Once the Asgardians finished their fight with the Dark Elves and Surter they turned their attention to you and Loki.
Odin: "So, this is all a distraction for your escape from Asgard?"
Loki: "Yes it was and it would have worked if it weren't for this giant oaf of a hero having to help you!"
(Y/N): *as Hulk*"Hulk not like puny god! Hulk smash puny god!"
You then grab Loki by the leg and hit the ground with him multiple times and then throw him next to Thor.
Loki: "Not again."
Thor: "Yes again little brother now it's time for you to go back to your cell."
We then see Heimdall take Loki back to prison as Odin turns to you and sees you turn back into your normal look.
Odin: "Wow where were we before we were rudely interrupted?"
(Y/N): "I was about to head to Knowhere to get the Aether from the Collector."
Odin: "Of course, but would you like to stay here for a while? One of the warriors of Asgard has taken a liking to you."
(Y/N): "Alright but only for a couple of hours so that I know that no one will do anything to try and stop me on the way there, deal?"
Odin: "Of course. But first to the dining hall to get some food and mead first I bet fighting all of them has made you work up an appetite?"
(Y/N): "Alright I could go for a bite to eat."
Later, we see you and the Asgardians in the dining hall having fun eating and trying to see who could drink the most mead and out drink each other in who beat the most elves while some were being more civil while they ate but still having fun. Here we see you eating enough food to last for 80 months since you have a stomach that is like a powerful gamma reactor and a hungry asgardian. While also beating any one to challenge you, do a drink off against everyone in the room. We then see Odin not being able to look anything but happy at the sight of all of his subjects looking so happy and having so much fun after a fight like they just had. Here we see Sif sitting next to you and looking at you when she thought you weren't paying attention to her or your surroundings.
Sif: "So, you were courageous out there."
(Y/N): "You kidding me, I moped the floor with Surter and the Dark Elves, and so did you guys. And let me tell ya, the Dark Elves are the worst army ever, well.... Top 5."
Sif: "What army is on top?"
(Y/N): "The Brood, they have no respect for women, they used women to breed with them and have them give birth to more soldiers and if the offsprings were not what they wanted, they ended up selling them as slaves across the galaxy. And one time in another universe, they caused a Zombie Apocalypse. And in a different universe they somehow caused the entire universe to destroy itself from the very molecules of it. Trust me after freeing like 4000 nurseries worth of women they really want to put their junk into every woman, heck I even managed to save 300 Valkyries from being mothers of their children and that was when I started out with saving the beings of the universe."
Sif: "Incredible, do you have your own battalion of warriors back on Midgard?"
(Y/N): "Something like that. I'm part of the Great Lakes Avengers, Super Teens, and Guardians of the Galaxy also with some help from some other heroes from all over the world and some from different universes. And one time I became a Zombie myself in Earth-2149 and I didn't even eat anyone, well except for one person and that's it."
Sif: "Who did you eat?"
(Y/N): "Superman, he treated his own cousin like garbage and he became a hero just for fame and glory and not just to save people like a hero should. He nearly destroyed Metropolis by punching a monster made out of corrosive acid! If it were not for his cousin supergirl actually being a real hero unlike Superman, she brought the monster to outer space and then destroyed it without letting metropolis get destroyed and a bit of the surrounding cities and a lot of lives were saved that day."
Sif: "This Superman you speak of deserves eternity with the ruler of Hel herself, Hela."
(Y/N): "Oh speaking of Hela, how is she doing and please don't tell her where I am because she and Lady Death are still trying to kidnap me so they could have their way with me."
Sif: "Well she stopped looking for you at the moment, same goes for Lady Death for right now. Ever since you defeated Thanos and Jedah after the Ultron-Sigma incident and managed to snap both Thanos and Jedah into dust right in front of Lady Death they decided to give you a little break and told me to tell you if I ever saw you to tell you that you will be theirs one day and they will not stop until they do succeed."
(Y/N): "And that's my cue to leave because it sounds like they're gonna be here any second and it also sounds like they have gone yandere."
Sif: "What is this yandere you speak of?"
(Y/N): "It describes a woman who is crazy in love with a guy, in this case Lady Death and Hella and it also looks like I have three now and with how it is I might gain more so I better stay on my toes so i better make sure to watch out for if i gain more."
You then use the Tesseract to get to the Milano and then pilot the Milano head to Knowhere. Here we see you landing the ship onto Knowhere and you see the Guardians of the Galaxy when you come out of your ship.
(Y/N): "Hey guys, good to see you again."
Rocket: "Likely you to buddy."
Baby Groot: "I am Groot."
(Y/N): "Good to see you too Groot and everyone."
Gamora: "What brings you here to Knowhere?"
(Y/N): "Just here to visit the Collector for the Aether."
Star lord: "You mean the Reality Stone?"
Drax: "Why would the Aether be a rock, it's clearly a liquid."
(Y/N): "It can exist as a liquid and a solid, Drax."
Drax: "Oh, I see."
You then see a new member of the group and her name is Mantis.
(Y/N): "Who's this?"
Star Lord: "She is a new member and her name is Mantis."
Mantis: "I have special empathic abilities, when I touch people I can feel what they're feeling, do you want to see?"
(Y/N): "Alright try it on Nebula, see if she can feel anything."
Mantis places a hand on Nebula's shoulder as her atena glows.
Mantis: "I feel love."
Nebula: "I do feel love for my friends."
Mantis: "No it's romantic love."*points to you*"For him."
(Y/N)/Nebula: "WHAT/MANTIS!!!!"
Drax: *laughs out loud*"She revealed your deepest darkest secret, you must be embarrassed right now!"
While Drax was laughing at Nebula and you were still blushing and Nebula was thinking of ways to get back at Mantis and while Nebula was thinking she did not notice Gamora glaring at her because she also has a crush on you but no one currently knows that.
(Y/N): "Well I'm gonna go now, see ya later."
You then head off to meet The Collector as Baby Groot throws a rock at Drax to shut him up.
Drax: "What?"
We see you heading into The Collector's lair and you see The Collector himself and you were thinking if you should try and steal it or maybe try and trade it or possibly buy it off of him.
(Y/N): "Mr. Collector, I'm here for the Aether."
The Collector: "Well it's a highly rare item, since it's an infinity stone."
(Y/N): "I got the other 3 stones on my ship and I need the Aether for an experiment and if you let me borrow it I will give you something better than the Reality Stone because it will be something not of this universe and so it would be extremely rare and you would be able to brag about something not of this universe is in your collection."
The Collector: "Oh what is it?"
(Y/N): "Let's see."
You then pull out your satchel and you pull out some things.
(Y/N): "A cryogenically frozen zombie arm from Earth-2149, the Satsui No Hado from Thanos, and one of a kind city that was shrunken down by Brainiac and it's from Krypton with Kryptionians and the other members of the House of El including the same person who put General Zod in the Phantom Zone and it also has multiple libraries with knowledge that no one has ever seen before."
The Collector: "I see, well I'll take them all off your hands, the Aether is yours."
When the collector handed you the Aether you were thinking on how he was able to believe that the city from krypton was real but in reality it was just a projection of everything that is happening in the real one that you were planning to give to Kara for her birthday because you just found it and her birthday was coming up and you were building a machine so she can meet her parents in the city.
(Y/N): "Pleasure doing business with ya."
The Collector: "Pleasure is mine."
You then walk off in a casual manner and head back to the ship so you can leave as fast as possible so you won't be near Knowhere before the Collector gets a chance to find out that he doesn't have a real city from Krypton. Here we see you heading to the Vormir in search of the Soul Stone and as you are looking around you see a hooded person standing by a cliff and start walking towards him to see if the person knows where the Soul Stone is and you recognize him as the Red Skull.
(Y/N): "Red Skull is that you?"
Red Skull?: "Yes and no I'm the guardian of the soul stone and to let whoever seeks it what needs to happen for them to take it from where it rests."
(Y/N): "Okay, where is it?"
Red Skull?: "You need to give up something of equal value to the stone to gain the Soul Stone."
(Y/N): "So what you're saying is, I need to get the Soul Stone by giving a soul first but it has to be of equal value so maybe i need to give a soul that is equal value. I'll do it."
You then walk towards the cliff and then jump down the cliff and wait for lady death to take his soul. Here we see you appear in Death's realm and wait for Hella to take you before you could get judged for heaven or hell or some other version of the afterlife. When you open your eyes, you see both Hella, Lady Death with lust in their eyes and the Soul Stone.
(Y/N): *in your head*"Dang it, I knew I should've gone for the Soul Stone last!"
Hela/Lady Death: "There is nowhere left to run my love."
(Y/N): "I only came for the Soul Stone, not you two!"
Lady Death: "Oh come on, we only want to spend all of eternity with you our love."
Hella: "Yes and with you sacrificing your soul to gain the soul stone, you have just killed yourself and so now we can have you all to ourselves."
(Y/N): "What if I do this?"
You then grab the Soul Stone and use it's power to make yourself appear in a pool of water on Vormir. While hearing Hella and lady death screaming your name and telling you to come back to them. You then look at your hand and you have the Soul Stone. Later on Earth, we see you heading into the hideout where you see the Super Teens and Dr. Strange in the room.
(Y/N): "What's all this about?"
Dr. Strange: "I'm personally giving you the Time Stone, I saw a future you come to me and ask politely for it. My answer is yes you can have it."
(Y/N): "Oh sweet. You put it in my area, while I unload a few things."
As Dr. Strange pulls the Time Stone out of the Eye of Agamotto and sees you putting the Tesseract, Loki's Staff, Aether, the Orb, and the Soul Stone on the table as everyone in the room was curious about how you managed to get to the Soul Stone.
Jessica: "How did you get the Soul Stone?"
(Y/N): "I killed myself."
The Super Teens and Dr. Strange: "You're kidding right?"
(Y/N): "Well how else I can get the Soul Stone, it was on Vomir the Domain of Death. You have to trade a soul for a soul. That's how it works."
Diana: "What did you see in the Afterlife?"
(Y/N): "Two of my biggest fangirls in the universe, who have been trying and failing to kidnap me and keep me to themselves."
Dr. Strange: "Hella and Lady Death?"
(Y/N): "Yep. And don't worry the Time Stone is safe, and besides, when you become an Avenger, everyone pitches in on protecting the Time Stone. And I'm still trying to figure out why they are in love with me."
Kara: "Maybe it's because you killed Jedah and Thanos?"
Diana: "Indeed, that could be a reason."
(Y/N): "Maybe but hey Kara isn't your birthday coming up?"
Kara: "Yeah, by next month why?"
(Y/N): "No reason but I do want to give you an early birthday present."
You then give the real city of Krypton to Kara as she was shocked to see it.
(Y/N): "Your parents are alive down there."
Kara: "Oh wow, thank you (Y/N) I never you have a heart to make it happen"
(Y/N): "I don't like you to see you sad about what happened to your world."
Zee: "So what are you gonna do now since you have all the stones?"
(Y/N): "Well I'm gonna put them in a safe so I can work on the Nano Gauntlet tomorrow."
You then take the orb, the Tesseract, Loki's staff, the Time Stone, Soul Stone, and the Aether in a safe and head up the slide and head to the Great Lakes Avengers base.
Dr. Strange: "Let us hope he does not get himself killed."
Next: Chapter 2: Two Girls from 2 Different Worlds
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