MatPat is

Nah jk

Kind of

I mean in literal terms he is screwed

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By Nate

See what I mean with the dirty mindedness?

Anyway, I'm screwed because my mom has bronchitis ("Inflammation of the lining of bronchial tubes, which carry air to and from the lungs." - the internet) and I drank after her

And as I said, I'm sick with a fever, and that's how my mom started out

So yeah I'm fucked

But not in the way MatPat is

...

That's both figurative and literal because I ha—

Never mind that's not the point and just no

Anyways, I'm screwed

At least that means I probably won't have to go to school