Okay so this joke is dirty af

My mind:

Me: *eats popsicle while laughing at the shape of it*

MatPat: Ooh I love popsicles!

Me: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHA

MatPat: Whaaat?

Me: If you love popsicles you must loooooooooooooove Nate's popsicle!

MatPat: ....

Me: You do don't cha? Admit it I know ya do! You suck on his popsicle all the time XDDDDDDDDDD

MatPat: -///- No

Me: I thought we discussed this you're horrible at lying

Me:

Me:

Me: BUT YOU'RE GOOD AT SWALLOWING! XDDDDD

MatPat: Endey

Me: Yes?

MatPat: Shut your mouth