Okay so I'm still not back yet, I just needed to make this.

Okay, random time, which means all periods have been thrown out the window :D

So I started watching Jacksfilms yesterday night, he's so funny btw

"THREE DICKS ON A BENCH! IT'S THREE DICKS ON A BENCH"

10/10 ign

Anyway, today I've been watching his YAIY (Yesterday I Asked You) series then I got bored and found his YGS (Your Grammar Sucks)

Extremely funny, then I saw Toby in one of the YGS videos I watched and I was like "YAS"

Then I looked up "Jacksfilms Tobuscus" and clicked on every video

Then I got to these two

Yeah okay sorry Jay (since there's two Jack's his name shall be Jay) girlfriend but...

I ship it

*throws Jay and Toby in the Shipping Room aka the closet*

MatPat: OW! HEY THIS IS MY HOME

Me: Don't give a shit *grabs him by the ear and pulls him out*

MatPat: OOOOOW!

Me: *throws him in Nate's room* Here's your treat Nate; a vulnerable MatPat

Nate: *catches MatPat* Fuck you don't touch him

Me: Aha, that's okay I don't like me either :D

So this has gone nowhere

Tbh Nate probably would hate me as much as I do :D

Did that make sense?

...

Think it did

Still feeling like shit but I wanted to update because.... I feel like shit

I'm kinda just talking to myself now

~ A few minutes later ~

*Looks through Jackbuscus fanart and shit*

O look it's me

O das cute

THAT'S A CUTE! THAT'S A JACKBUSCUS UM... MY THOUGHTS CUTE? OH WHATEVER IT WINS THE TITLE OF EPIC CUTE! SCREW THE OTHER CATEGORIES

*goes to watch Jackbuscus videos*

Valentine Song? Yas *clicks on it*

Lol Toby so smol

Dat confirms who teh bottom is (tho I looked it up they're both 5"10 but screw it Toby is still smaller)

Lol everyone's taller then MatPat tho

Liek my mouse is taller then MatPat

My mom: I like the tall celebrities

Me: Well my idols are mostly smol except Nate. The smollest is MatPat, he's like... *looks over at a picture of MatPat* Yeah he's like 4"6

My mom: Really? Wow

Me: Yeah lol

Where should I hide my lemon? Oh, I know! Where no one will ever look. *puts it in a box that says "past my flaws"*

Wow, not even I know where it is now!

Ahahaha...

Haha...

Ha...

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Mood swings am I right...?

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....DAMMIT I JUST STOPPED THINKING ABOUT AJ

Oh das right I was gon ship AJ and Toby lol

One is rpf and one isn't

My life is rpf

But my life doesn't exist

Mood swing time again

Fuck everything