So my day was pretty shit until I talked with my mom

When I talked with my mom, it was so funny and amazing

We both laughed our asses off for a good 80℅ of the conversation

And this one part happened:

Me: Mom look *shows her Leafy kitty*

My mom: Aww! What'd you name him?

Me: His name is Leafy

My mom: I didn't expect that.

Me: Well, you see, he's named after this YouTuber named Leafy. *gets a bit embarrassed so rambles a bit* Well that's not his real name, his real name is Calvin but still. Man I love both names—

My mom: What's he look like?

Me: Uhuh, um hold on *goes to my gallery* *picks out my favorite* Here *shows it to my mom*

My mom: Oh wow he's young looking

Me: *blushing* Yeah he's a bit younger then Bubby. *starts rambling again* You see, he gets called an asshole a lot. And a cyberbully. And a faggot. And for some reason a pinecone.

My mom: A pinecone?

Me: Yeah a pinecone. Oh yeah! So there was this one video Leafy was reviewing— it was one of those lame and crazy cyberbully things— and one of the guys in the video? It sounded like he said, "YOU'RE A MUFFIN!" And Leafy was all like, "Did he just call me a fucking MUFFIN?" *bursts out in kinda awkward but mostly real laughs*

My mom: *laughs hard as well*

~ A few minutes later ~

Me: ...Channel name is Leafyishere–

My mom: Damn you have such a crush on this "Leafy" guy

Me: Uh—

My mom: Yes, if you ever have a chance to meet him I will give you money to pay for his autograph

Me: I love lou. I mean Leafy. Fuck, I mean you! You!

My mom: *laughs* Wow John you are crazy

SO THAT was the shit

And by that I mean it was like if world hunger was just cured

Sorry I've been watching too much Leafy and he over exaggerates a lot so now I do too

Deal with it *puts on sunglasses*