Jello there mortals *holds up my jello*

Are you physically incapable of being serious?

*snicker* I'm too Kool-Aid for you *holds up my Kool-Aid*

Oh good lord

You dirty rat! *holds up my rat Pipsqueak* *laughs*

NO PUNS

Why so Sirius? *holds up a black dog*

I'M DONE *flips table and leaves*

That's right, make like a tree and leaf!