So

Today was my last day of summer.

For Now fits the mood.
But. . . . . .

I DIDN'T GET TO GO ON WATTPAD BECAUSE I DIDN'T HAVE DATA AND I WAS BASICALLY IN THE FUCKING CAR THE WHOLE DAY

The times I wasn't, YouTube was my main focus because of...

Top ten best and worst lists.

Then a part in this video made me think, "Wait. Stewie is gay?"

But right as I thought that I had to get in the car again.

So,

Me: 'Dammit I don't have data! ...but Mommom does...' Mommom can I use your phone rq?

Her: Sure

Me:*grabs her phone* *looks up, "is Stewie gay?":

*

Me: 'Awwwwwwww!'

~ When I get WiFi ~

Me: *looks up "is Stewie gay" on YouTube:

*

Me: *sees the one at 1:27*

Me: OMFG!

~ My mind ~

Me: MATPAT! HEY MATPAT!

MatPat: You sound like Annoying Orange

Me: *hands him a banana* 🍌 Here's a little something to simulate for when Nate's gone

MatPat: *stares at the banana* Haha jokes on you cuz I cut bananas up, I don't put the full thing in my mouth cuz— *puts it in his mouth* *takes it out* Ooh hello

YAY USING A SUBTLE JOKE AND MAKING IT DIRTIER

Also when I saw that video I was like, "how did I not know Stewie is gay?"