I just made a new friend!!

You did? How? You're sitting in the car, stuck in traffic with Mommom. What new friend did you make?

Eight Ball! *Holds up Eight Ball*

You made friends with that?

Excuse you! She's not a that! She's a 13 year old girl who's a lesbian, she was born on March tenth, she's a Pisces like me, she's kind, she's funny, she loves FNaF, she said MatPat is submissive and gay, she said Nate is dominate and pansexual, she said Springtrap is gay XD, she said I have a crush on Raz, and she said I have a crush on Ennard so I'm guessing she's right because she was right about everything else, and she said she wants to play Sister Location with me later.

...You got all of that with asking yes or no questions?

Well, I was having a conversation with her, so yeah

...Why am I surprised about that