Me: Hello, everyone. I'm glad you could make it to the Murderers' club! I am the host Funtime. Now, let's take role call. Vincent?

Vincent: Here

Me: Dark?

Dark: Here

Me: AntiSeptic?

AntiSeptic: Here

Me: Antimatter?

Antimatter: Cupcakes

Me: Exactly what I would say. Natemare?

Natemare: I'm here. I'm not a murderer though, so why am I here?

Me: Hushy hush! Anyways, is that everyone?

All: Yes.

Me: Great! So, welcome to the club! What we do here is... I'm going to pair you up and basically you're going to be shipped. By me. The only one not partnered is Vincent, so I brought in Scott. *Throws Scott at Vincent*

Vincent: Ha!

Me: As for the rest of you, I have you pared already. Dark with AntiSeptic—

Dark: *Looks at AntiSeptic* Cool

AntiSeptic: *grins*

Natemare: Wait, so that leaves me and... oh no.

Antimatter: Dammit!

Me: Sorry not sorry~! Now, you can do whatever, but be aware that I'm shipping y'all.

Natemare: *rolls eyes*

Antimatter: Ugh

Me: So yeah, they're gonna be here till tomorrow so enjoy!