Me: Hmm how should I make MatPat a neko randomly in the next world?

Me: HEY COUS WHAT DO I DO

~ a few minutes later ~

Me: HOL UP I GOT DIS!

Me: MatPat feels something thin but fluffy flick against his leg, making him wake up. He looks down and sees a tail. "What the..." He rubs his head and feels two furry cat ears. MatPat's feels his ears flick, making him jump and make a mewling noise. "Nate? Nate wake up! Something happened to me!"

Me: Okay I'm gonna copy that text and wait till they wake up in the next world

Me: Neko MatPat shall be a thing despite everyone else's say!

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Me: The fact that these are my normal thoughts tho