Me: *finds a sticker*

Me: What should I do with this?

Subconscious: Put it on the fan

Me: THAZ A GREAT IDEA

Me: *looks at the diet coke*

Me: *looks around* ....

In my mind:

Me: Hey MatPat!

MatPat: Yea?

Me: *shows him the diet coke* If you jump on Nate you can have the diet coke

Nate: What?

MatPat: YAY *jumps onto Nate*

Nate: *cocky smirk*

Me: Kiss him and you can have two diet cokes Matt