Me: *gets up to get a diet coke for the fifth time*

Con: Addict

Me: Shuddap this is my narration

Con: Fack u

Me: *flips off and continues to the kitchen*

Me: *sees one of my earbuds and thinks its a spider*

Con: That's y--

Me: FACK THAT *throws a hairbrush* *realizes its my earbud* OH

Con: HAH YOU DUMMY XDDDD

Me: IT COULD'VE BEEN A SPIDER MY GRANDMA HAS A LOT OF THEM

Con: XDDDD UR AN IDIOT

Me: THAT MEANS YOU'RE AN IDIOT TOO

Con: NOPE