I'm here looking through people's reading lists

And I see a bunch for adopted by blank

And I see one that's adopted by MatPat

And I thought: I love my ma, but I would totally put myself up for adoption if he was ever adopting XD (don't look at this mom)

Like if that ever happens, which it obviously won't, I would just sit there next to him like:

Me: DadPat
Me: *pokes him* DadPat guess what
Me: DadPaaaaaat
MatPat: What is it?
Me: *shows him this:*

Me: HAHA I SHIP IT!