Me: *upside down on the couch watching Lab Rats*

My mom: *pulls up outside in her car*

Me: *jumps off of the couch and looks outside* Shit!

My mom: *starts walking towards the house*

Me: *frantically turns it off as she walks in and pretends I'm watching Family Guy*

My mom: *walks in*

Me: What's up? I'm here watching TV14 shows like a twelve year old should

My mom: O...kay?

Me: Here go watch Gotham! I'll be here totally not watching a Disney XD show and idk reading some fanfics *hands her the remote*

My mom: Okay... You realize I watch Austin and Ally?

Me: Oh yea I forgot