Me: *throws Foxy plushie at my cat Ninja while making jumpscare noises* Bleh!!!!!

Ninja: *runs the frick away*

Me: *grabs my Foxy figure and puts it next to him*

Ninja: *runs away again*

Me: COME BACK HERE FOXY WANTS A HUG *throws a pink wolf plush that I named Mangle at him* SO DOES MANGLE *mimics static noises*

My mommom (aka one of my grandmas): Are you okay?

Me: *static noises continue*

Mommom: Do you need to go to the er?

Me:.......... *walks away still making static noises*

Mommom: