Mommom: I'm gonna take a quick nap

Me: Okay

Her: *goes to my room*

Me: *thinks* "You know what's a good idea?"

Me: *gets on YouTube and puts on this:

*

Me: *stays downstairs alone*

~ five seconds in ~

Me: Nope *goes upstairs into my room where Mommom's sleeping*

Me: *barricades my door because it doesn't have a lock*

Me: *sits in my beanbag chair*

Me: *stares at the door* fuck you McDonalds and spider who leapt at me earlier