The devilishly handsome sparkly vampire everyone else is in love with:

The devilishly handsome sparkly vampire I'm in love with:

Look at my wittle vampire aww

Then there's that other guy, but idfc about him

You guys probably don't care about either

....

Don't touch Bitchface's vampire xD

Bitchface Mark: He's not mine! I don't want him!

Me: TOO BAD ME AND DODGER SHIP IT

Enis: Am I really his? *genuine question*

Dodger: Its what the book says to do

Bitchface: What? No it doesn't

Enis: *checks* Oh it actually does! Alright then! *closes book and hugs Bitchface* :3

Bitchface: AAGGH GET OFF OR I WILL KILL YOU

Me and Dodger: I ship it