spence_r: What's your favorite color?

emmali: seriously?

spence_r: It's one of the only profile questions you didn't answer.

emmali: I don't really have a favorite

emmali: blue and purple, I guess

spence_r: Both are very nice colors. I myself like green.

emmali: green is ok

spence_r: Just okay?

emmali: green reminds me of the color of my first boyfriend's eyes

emmali: he was an asshole

spence_r: Oh. Would you like to talk about it?

emmali: nah, I'm good. do you have any siblings?

spence_r: No. My mom would always say, "Why mess with perfection?"

emmali: lol

spence_r: lol?

emmali: sorry, that's not funny, it's just...my parents used to tell my sis the same thing

emmali: and then the condom ripped and boom-batta-boom here I am!!

spence_r: Oh.

emmali: I know. It's sad.

spence_r is typing...

emmali: you don't need to say anything

emmali: i'm sorry for just dumping that on you

spence_r: It's fine. We've been messaging for two weeks and three days now. It makes sense you're growing attached.

emmali: I'm not attached

spence_r: Sorry.

emmali: yet

spence_r: What?

emmali: I'm not attached yet

emmali: Spence, can you do me a favor?

spence_r: What do you need?

emmali: endear yourself to me

emmali: pretty please

spence_r: Why?

emmali: so for once I'll have something to lose

spence_r is typing...

spence_r: You don't have to worry about losing me, Em.

emmali: em?

spence_r: Do you not like it?

emmali: I love it

emmali: you're doing a lovely job so far spencer

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spence_r: Em?

emmali: spence, hey

emmali: what's up?

spence_r: You never mentioned what you do for a living.

emmali: neither did you

spence_r: You make a valid point. 

emmali: a month not long enough for you to spill your deep dark secrets?

emmali: it's fine

emmali: I'm a teacher

emmali: 'those who can't do, teach' right?

spence_r: How would anyone learn how to do without a teacher to show them the way?

emmali: BOY

emmali: I WILL PAY YOU TO WRITE ME POETRY

spence_r: I'll do it for free, as I'm not very good at it

emmali: Ok my friend sent those messages but please write me poetry

spence_r: It will be awful, but I'll try.

emmali: YAAAYY

emmali: IMPREGNATE ME

emmali: oh fuck

emmali: ignore the last two messages typed in all-caps

emmali: I put my phone down for one second and amy pounces like nobody's business

spence_r: It's fine. Is this the same friend who threatened you?

emmali: YES TIS I THE FANTASTIC AND BEAUTIFUL AMY

emmali: fucking fuck

emmali: I'll message you back spence

emmali: sorry about her

spence_r: I don't mind, really.

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emmali: bitch i just had the most amazing cupcake !!!

spence_r: What kind?

emmali: omg it was vanilla with pink champagne frosting and there was a raspberry on top !!!!

spence_r: Are you drunk?

emmali: nah just tipsy from the cupcake

emmali: I'm a total lightweight

spence_r: Alright. Stay safe.

emmali: is THE spence_r worried about i , a mere mortal ??????

spence_r: I recommend some water.

emmali: if you insist ;)

spence_r: Are you home?

emmali: nah i'm sleeping over amy's house

emmali: she's so smol i love her so much

emmali: i would DIE for her

emmali: spence??

spence_r: Sorry. I got reprimanded.

emmali: why?

spence_r: I started laughing in the middle of a meeting.

emmali: ooopss

emmali: i should get going before amy does something stupid like call her ex

emmali: bye !!!

spence_r: Rest up, Em.