Em.  Twisted Sisters.  The Sanderson Sisters.  Enigma.  Dirty Mistresses.  Carrot Top.  Ember.  Spitfire.  Red.  The Annoying Triplets.  Mrs. Derek Shepherd.  OB and Gyno-God.  Dirty Mistresses.  Mrs. McMarried.  Adulterous Bitch.  The McDreamy's.

"Call me carrot top one more time-"

Emily Blunt as Emma Hastings

McDreamy.  Mr. Impossible Tumor.  Neuro God.  McMarried.  The McDreamy's.  McAdulterous-Lying-Son-of-a-Bitch.  Great God of Neurosurgery.  Ocean Eyes.  Pretty and Prettier.  Dreamy.  The Guy With the Good-Looking-Hair.  Prince Charming.  Charming.  

"When I look into your eyes I see a future with you.  I know you've been hurt before and I was part of that but I can't imagine you not in my life."

Patrick Dempsey as Derek Shepherd

The Sanderson Sisters.  The New Nazi.  Cardio God.  Single Malt Scotch.  Sourpuss.  The Annoying Triplets.

"Even the blackest heart has to admit they make a pretty cute ass couple."

Sandra Oh as Cristina Yang

Mer.  Big Grey.  The Sanderson Sisters.  Sunshine.  Cindy Lou.  The Annoying Triplets.  Chatty Cathy.  Medusa.  Our Lady of General Surgery.  Twisted Sisters.

"How does she end up with hot neuro surgeon?!"

Ellen Pompeo as Meredith Grey

Bambi.  007.  Heart in the Elevator Guy.  Irish.  Baby Boy.  Syph Boy.  Kitten.  Champ.  Baby Face.  Puppy.  Georgie.

"I think she's nice and she's my friend.  So if you give me an ultimatum, Izzie, I'm choosing Emma.  Friends don't give friends ultimatums."

T.R. Knight as George O'Malley

Iz.  Dr. Model.  O'Malley 2.0.  Patient X.  Blondie.  Sunshine and Rainbows (from Emma).  Dollface. Bridezilla.  Vice President of Fantasyland.  Tinkerbell.  007 2.0.  Cancer Wife.  Tiny Tim.  

"Why does everyone like her so much?  They probably think 'oh poor girl who has daddy issues.  Let's take it easy on her.'  Well guess what - I'm sick of it!"

Katherine Heigl as Izzie Stevens

McSteamy.  Super famous plastics guy.  Dirty Mistresses.  Tummy Tuck-Tycoon.  Pretty and Prettier.  Plastics Posse. 

"Let me ask you this question then for playing devil's advocate - why do you hate her so much?  She seems like an alright chick and I can see why Derek loves her so much."

Eric Dane as Mark Sloan

You Little Bitch (from Emma).  Evil Spawn.  Captain of the Vagina Squad.  Dr. Hottie.  Frat Boy.  Mother Teresa.  Sinatra.  Chuckles.  Lil' Butthole.  

"Carrot top."

Justin Chambers as Alex Karev

Satan.  Ruler Of All That Is Evil.  Red.  Addie.  McHotty.  Gyno-Beast.  Meryl Streep of Maternal-Fetal Medicine.  The Eggless Wonder.  Mrs. McDreamy.  Kitten.  Wicked Witch.  McSlut.

"It seems like you have a thing for red-heads and OB's..."

Kate Walsh as Addison Montgomery-Shepherd

The rest of the cast as themselves

* I edited this because I realized I didn't have a comment for Mark, Izzie and George.

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- I just recently had shoulder surgery so schedule for updates will vary.

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- There will be mention of personality disorders, mental health, emotional/verbal abuse.  Please do not read if they are too much for you.  I'm sorry if you have had any of these happen to you!  Know that you are not alone and I am here if you ever need to talk.  My messages are open <3

- Also George will be bisexual in this.  There will be no George/Izzie relationship here.  There will anti-LGBTQ comments so please do not read if they bother you.  These anti-views do not reflect the views of the author but I am writing them because they do happen, unfortunately.

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