"Hello everyone! Its your favorite sexy marine Angel Ramirez aboard the UNSC Omen, and today, by popular request I have invited two of my friends Admiral, Vir, or Adam right now since we aren't on duty, and our lovely weapons specialist Sunny –though I am baffled as to why I'm not good enough for you– to read some things and answer a few of the internet's most asked questions. Are you two ready."

Adam sighs and smiles, "It's the internet so twenty bucks says I am not."

Sunny hums lightly "Oh yes. Hit me."

"Alright, alright, so here is how we are going to do this. A few of my lovely assistants have looked up the webs most searched questions about, you Adam, and Drev in general for you Sunny, and I am going to read them and have you answer them. Be aware that I have not read any of these beforehand first question, sunny this one is for you."

"Oh exciting?" Sunny says rubbing her hands together

Ramirez looks down at his screen "Do Drev Eat meat?"

Sunny shakes her head "No, no we do not eat meat. We are primarily herbivores, though, fun fact, our biology department tells me that Anin plants are higher in protein than human plants are, which means we get more energy from plants than earth animals who are herbivores. I am told that this allows our planet's herbivores to spend less time eating than say horses or cows."

Ramirez- tilted his head in surprise, "That is cool, I did not know that. Alright Adam, this one is for you."

"So excited." Adam says leaning forward in his seat.

"Is Adam Vir.... Dating? Oh, starting out with the spicy questions."

"If you think that is spicy, you've never been on the internet. To answer that question, yes I am dating, but her identity remains a secret"

"Well you are just no fun, this second question is for you as well, Are Adam Vir, and.... Angel Ramirez dating."

Sunny snorts while Adam and Ramirez laugh. Adam leans forward, "Well unless Ramirez has some serious shapeshifting powers, the answers is no, however he did kiss me once."

Sunny laughs and so does Ramirez, "I maintain that I was trying to save your dignity ."

"You could have saved my dignity without so much tongue."

"You know you enjoyed it."

"I most certainly did not!"

"If you didn't enjoy it, than why did you kiss me back."

"It doesn't count as kissing back if your too shocked to do anything about it."

Ramirez turns to look at the camera, "He enjoyed it, but he just doesn't want to admit it to save face with his girlfriend. He did kiss me back, and ladies and gentlemen you will be surprised to learn that he isn't that bad. Train him up a bit and he could be very good."

Adam punches Ramirez on the shoulder. Ramirez inches to the side, "Ouch, rude. Although, before we go onto the other questions I have one. Would you have dated me if I had asked, you know theoretically?"

Adam frowned for a moment thoughtfully, "Hmmm, I mean maybe?..... I think I'd at least try it out, but you aren't my type."

Ramirez frowns, "What do you mean not your type! I'm everyone's type."

"Well, you have junk, so that is a point against you."

"You don't like guys."

"I don't think so, which is why I said I might say yes, if not to figure it out for certain."

Ramirez rolls his eyes, "Imagine limiting yourself to half of the population, crazy kids. Well, if your girl ever dumps you, MY door is always open."

Adam snorts, "I am sure it is. Your door doesn't even close, it's one of those revolving doors."

"Excuse me, are you calling me a hoe."

Adam raises an eyebrow, "I want you to think about that question for a minute until you figure out why it's stupid."

"Ok fair, but you don't have to say it. Alright next question is going to be for Sunny again."

"Do Drev have belly buttons?"

The two of them look over to Sunny. Adam frowned in confusion, "Wait, that is actually a good question, do you have a belly button."

Sunny stands so she is facing the Camera and holds out her hands, "Do I look like I have one. Real answer though is that Drev are born live which means we DID have an umbilical cord of sorts, but it attaches right in here." She motion to the plates of her chest, "When Drev babies are born their carapace is malleable and small, so, as they grow, the scar gets covered up by the chest plate and the connective tissue."

"Ok cool cool." They turned to look at each other, "The thing you didn't know."

Ramirez adjusts his holoprojection, "Alright alright, here is another question for you. Do drev have...."He begins giggling before he can finish the question, and Adam rolls his eyes, "Oh here it comes."

"Do Drev have genitals. It says something else but this is SUPPOSED to be family friendly."

"Ramirez, this is YOU we are talking about. YOU are not family friendly."

"Alright fair."

Sunny begins to laugh, or the Drev equivalent, "Of course we have that? How are you supposed to live without them."

"I think the issue most people have is that you guys spend most of your time naked, and no one sees anything ."

"that's because, unlike you humans, ours is nice and tidy tucked away, but yours just flaps around in the breeze." Adam makes a face

"Tucked away?" Ramirez prods

"Yeah they close up when not in use for females, and for our males, it is only visible when in use."

"Like dolphins?"

"If that's how it works for Dolphins than sure? Either way, its not like I am doing a demonstration, you guys are just going to have to have to come to your own conclusions on that one."

Ramirez nods, "For all you humans out there, I recently learned that Drev and Humans, out of all the alien species, are the most reproductively compatible. So you know, if you wanted to take an alien for a spin, a Drev is probably going to be the most familiar to you."

Sunny snorts, "Like a Drev would just allow that. You have to be able to beat one in combat first."

"Yes, well there is that. So if any of you MMA specialists want to fight a Drev and THEN find out, now you know."

"Can we move onto another topic." Adam grumbles.

"Are you blushing."

"Shut up."

"You are such a prude."

"Am not."

"Ok now you are just lying. Fine, Fine, here is another question for you Adam, Is Adam Vir, Nice?

Adam frowns, "Nice what do they mean nice. I mean I am pretty Nice to look at." He tries to flip his hair, but he hardly has enough heir to do it.

"No he's very mean. He punches babies in the face.... For fun."

"Why did you pause there."

Sunny shrugs.

"Like why would you punch a baby in the face for anything other than fun."

Sunny and Ramirez begin to laugh.

"Wait hold on that sounded bad, but I mean , what logical reason would you have to punch a baby in the face. Its not like it accomplishes some goal, so my only conclusion can be that you are punching babies because you WANT to punch babies/ I am explaining this poorly."

Ramirez is still grinning, "yeah, yeah you are, but no I mean I think you're nice, too nice actually. Like Adam vir is the kind of man who would probably ask the guy robbing him if he needs help carrying the shit to his car."

Sunny laughs.

Adam frowns.

"I can be mean sometimes."

"Anyone who says it like that is the kind of person who definitely cannot be mean sometimes. Here is another question for you. Are Adam Vir's pecs, real."

Adam holds up his hands in confusion as Sunny and Ramirez laugh, "No these are implants..... what do you mean are they real? Yes, I work out.... A lot actually. No serious I am very worried that the king of Sparta is going to notice that I went lax on my workout routine and come to kick my ass."

Ramirez grimaced, "Ah... yeah, he would do that wouldn't he." A dreamy smile passed over his face, "That man could crush skulls with his thighs."

Adam huffs, "I see family friendly went out the window pretty quick."

"I tried."

"No you didn't. What's the next question."
Ramirez looks down at the holoprojection, "Ah, here we go, this is another question for you, Sunny."

"I am trembling with excitement."

"Do Drev, lay eggs? Well we already know the answer to that one. Drev do not, in fact, lay eggs. Here we go onto another one. Can Drev, Swim. You know some of these are actually good questions."

Sunny shakes her head, "Drev cannot swim, we are to dense? I believe that's the proper word."

Adam snorts, "Ha ha, Dense."

"What she means is she to THICC to swim."

"I don't think that word means what you think it means." Adam says under his breath as Ramirez pulls up the next question.

"Can Drev speak English?"

Sunny shakes her head, "unfortunately you have to have lips to speak English, actually to speak most human languages."

Ramirez nodded, "Yeah Drev cannot make any of the sounds like p b m f v and, you do have some trouble with os. They sound more like As when you do them."

Sunny nods.

"Why don't you try to say something in English for us."

Adam laughs and Sunny shifts in her seat, "Ok, what do you want me to say?"

"I want you to say..... uh.... Ramirez is a sexy bastard."

"Sure sure." She reaches up to turn off her translator, "Ranirez is a dunass."

"That is not what I asked you to say."
"Really? They sound almost exactly the same on my translator."

Adam laughs, and Ramirez flips her the bird.

"Alright Adam, its your turn."

He adjusts himself in his seat so he can sit forward and listen better, "Is Adam Vir...."

"IS that the question?"

Sunny laughs

"Is Adam Vir." Adam tilts his head to the side thoughtfully, "No.... no, Adam Vir isn't."

"The QUESTION is. Is Adam Vir's eyepatch real/'

"No its fake, I just like looking like a pirate." The three of them laugh for a second before Adam flips up the eyepatch to reveal his mechanical eye. The aperture acting as a pupil contracts sharply and the eye begins to glow a little, "So yeah the eyepatch is real. I lost my eye in an accident on my ship within the first few months, and I was treated on the trauma center where we recruited Dr. krill. I then commissioned the creation of the mechanical eye from a Tesraki company off of their home world. The marines gave me eye patch after I lost the eye, and I've kept it on ever since."

Ramirez tilts his head, "Wait is that the same one that I gave you when-"

"Yeah, same one."

"You mean you've been wearing the one I gave you for the past.... How many years."

"I mean yeah, It was a good gift, and sort of got me through losing my eye. It DOES still have a use now though."

"Really?"
Adam frowns, "I thought you knew," Ramirez shakes his head, "Yeah so the eye the Tesraki gave me has higher visual acuity than the average human eye. I think somewhere around like 20/-5 or something like that."

"Shit seriously. I thought an eagle was like at 20/5."

Adam nodded, "yeah the acuity is really sharp, plus is has a magnification lenses for long distances and really small object. Of course the problem with that is the human eyes was never designed to be able to see that sort of thing? Or more the human brain was never designed to process that much visual information. I could turn it down, but I'd have to get into the settings and I'm afraid of messing it up, so I sort of just cover it up most of the time to give my brain a break. The eye shuts down when its not being used, so it makes it easier for me to focus."

Ramirez shakes his head in surprise, "Wow, that's cool actually. I didn't know that. Do you like, have to take it out and clean it.... or."

"yeah, so I have actually been talking to a Tesraki about this, another design company, and right now my eye is dry which means that it doesn't have the mucus that kind of allows the eye to clean itself out. So when Debris gets caught on my eye it doesn't naturally clean itself out, so every now and again I have to take it out and clean it by hand and that sort of thing."

Ramirez makes a face, "That's gross.... Can you do it now."

"ON camera/"

"yeah, can you take your eye out?"

"I mean, yeah if you want."

"Do i."

Adam turns away from the camera and returns after a moment, his eyepatch flipped down. He holds out his hand with the mechanical eye sitting on his palm. It whirrs for a moment and then the aperture shuts off.

"It doesn't like being outside of my head, so it shuts off."

Ramirez holds out his hands, "Can I hold it."

Adam snorts, "Don't fucking drop it." He drops it into Ramirez's hands who makes a face and shies away from it like a snake.

"Dude this is so gross.'
He hands it back to Adam who cleans it off and turns away to put it back in.

"Sunny, another one for you. Do Drev have nostrils."

Sunny tapped the base of her throat where the breathing holes were, "Technically these count. Not in my face though."

Adam grins, "yeah, fun fact. You can blood choke a Drev but you can't cut off their windpipe They can breathe past that."

"You spend a lot of time choking Drev, Adam?"

"If you turn that into a dirty joke, I will reverse the typography of your face."

"Don't threaten me with a good time."

Sunny laughs.

"Alright Adam, another question, Does, Adam Vir, use crutches?"

"Oh wow, that's an interesting question. I didn't expect that..... I've seen you use them once or twice."

Adam nods, "Well so with the Steel eye prosthetic, I don't really have to think about it much, but when parts break or get overused, like they do, I don't really have any other replacements, so I have a pair of those wrist crutches to get around."

"that must be weird, one second you are like super human, and then the next."

"The next I have to use crutches?
Ramirez nods and leans against the table, "yeah, that must be kind of jarring."

"I guess I haven't thought about it. It isn't really for me. But yeah I use crutches when my leg is being worked on."

"Do you ever use a wheelchair/"

Adam shrugs, "not really? I did for a while after the war, just because of how weak I was, and because I hadn't gotten used to the crutches yet. They were worried I would injure myself more by falling over or soemthing, but Generally I wouldn't."

"Do you wear the leg in the shower?"

"Why do you want to know?" Adam says eyeing Ramirez with a teasing look.

"Because I want to make sure you are vulnerable when I come after you. No, just wondering."

Adam shrugs, "I mean I could, the leg is waterproof, but I don't like to get it wet if I don't have to since it's a bitch to clean. So generally, I don't. It's not a big deal but it does mean that I need a shower with a bench and one of those hoses you know."

"yeah yeah, that's weird. I just forget sometimes that you are missing a leg."

"Yeah I forget too sometimes. Then I try to leap out of bed and end up faceplanting heroically into the floor."

Both Ramirez and Sunny laugh as Adam smiles.

"I think that is probably it for today. That was fun though, we have plenty of questions so we can do this another time."

"Oh great, so exciting."

"You love it and you know it. Anyway, alright guys thanks for watching. Please watch, subscribe the money we make off of this goes to all the extra dumb shit we want to buy to entertain ourselves on the ship, so every little bit is appreciated. Comment about how sexy I am to boost my ego, please and thank you."