Ascension Alliance: the Pearlescent Dynasty, Verdania, Arcefracti, and Ethiria in My Empire

Inspired by @Jimmy_Solidarity

High King Indigo: Wake me up-

Lord Sylver: Before you go go!

Queen Cat: When September ends!

Their Excellency (Tsuki): WAKE ME UP INSIDE!

Queen Cat: Go on, give Sylver a compliment. 

Their Excellency (Tsuki): How do you expect me to do that? 

High King Indigo: Just say something that you wish someone would say to you. 

Their Excellency (Tsuki): Uhh... You are now unbanned from Free Ham Sandwich Day! 

Lord Sylver, sobbing: Nobody's ever said that to me before!

Lord Sylver: It's the gift that keeps giving! 

Queen Cat: It's the flower that keeps blooming! 

High King Indigo: It's the boat that keeps sailing! 

Their Excellency (Tsuki): It's the serial killer that keeps stabbing!

High King Indigo: Whose turn is it to give the pep-talk? 

Their Excellency (Tsuki): *sighing* Sylver. 

Lord Sylver: Fuck shit up out there, but don't die. 

Queen Cat: *wiping away a tear* So inspirational.

Queen Cat: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? 

Queen Cat & Lord Sylver: One, two, three- 

Queen Cat & Lord Sylver: Chocolate cake, peanutbutter frosting, and chocolate chunks! 

King King Indigo: Our turn, Tsuki ! One, two, three- 

High King Indigo: Vanilla! 

Their Excellency (Tsuki): I've never had cake before. What is cake?

Their Excellency (Tsuki), levitating six inches above the ground: It's time for dinner.

High King Indigo, turning their head 180° to face Tsuki: What are we having?

Lord Sylver, removing an eye and throwing it into the kitchen: Spaghetti.

Queen Cat, staring at everyone else: Why are you all like this.

Their Excellency (Tsuki): *tapping fingers on table* 

High King Indigo: *taps fingers back furiously* 

Queen Cat: ...What's going on? 

Lord Sylver: Morse code. They're talking. 

Their Excellency (Tsuki): -.-- ..- .-. / - .... . / -.-. ..- - . ... - 

High King Indigo: *slams hands on table* YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

High King Indigo: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.  

Lord Sylver, Queen Cat, & Their Excellency (Tsuki): Okay. 

High King Indigo: If you don't want to die, give me all your money. 

Queen Cat: Bold of you to assume I have money. 

Lord Sylver: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die. 

Their Excellency (Tsuki): Bold of you to assume I can die.

Lord Sylver: I just found out from Indigo today that when Tsuki died and the service did the 21-gun salute at their funeral, Cat said, "They should aim at the coffin to be sure."

Lord Sylver: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel. 

High King Indigo: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel. 

Queen Cat: A realist sees a freight train. 

Their Excellency (Tsuki): The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.

High King Indigo: Those darn tall old people. 

Lord Sylver: Darn em' indeed. 

Queen Cat: Don't worry, they'll be gone soon enough. 

Their Excellency (Tsuki): *sharpening knife* Yes. Dead. 

The Squad:

Their Excellency (Tsuki): Hahaha. 

Their Excellency (Tsuki): ...Is this self-destructive behaviour?

Queen Cat: I am convinced Indigo and Tsuki share a brain cell.  

Lord Sylver: And it's not in use very often, it seems.

Queen Cat: Where the devil is Their Excellency (Tsuki)? 

High King Indigo: Well, it is raining outside... Maybe they melted? 

Lord Sylver: Shall I look outside for a pointy hat?

Lord Sylver: I give up. I am so tired. 

Their Excellency (Tsuki): Get the emergency supply! 

High King Indigo: *carries Queen Cat and places them in front of Lord Sylver* 

Queen Cat: *smiles* 

Lord Sylver: AND I AM BACK BABY, LET'S GOOO

Lord Sylver: My stomach growled super loud in French. 

Lord Sylver: I would like to clarify, my stomach did not speak in French. It growled during French tutoring. 

Queen Cat: Bonjour. 

Their Excellency (Tsuki): Le growl.

High King Indigo: Hon hon hon, feed me a baguette.

Their Excellency (Tsuki), referring to High King Indigo and Queen Cat: Those guys are dorks.

  Lord Sylver: Yes, but they're our dorks.

Queen Cat: What is it called when you kill a friend? 

Lord Sylver: Homicide. 

Their Excellency (Tsuki): Murder. 

High King Indigo: Homiecide-