A/N: if you don't know who the desert roses are go check out Before We Leave by Pearlescentmoon12335 , the characters all belong to them and theyre super epic!

Hyperion: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.

Caspian: Watcha doin?

Aeron: Stealing my neighbour's cat. 

 Caspian: Scandalous.

Caspian: Can I help?

Darcy: *makes Hyperion a cup of tea but puts salt in it* 

Hyperion: *sips tea* 

Darcy: ...

Hyperion: *finishes tea* 

Darcy: Didn't it taste bad? 

Hyperion: Yeah, but I didn't want to hurt your feelings so I drank it all. 

Darcy, tearing up: Oh, okay.

Aeron: Well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of my actions.

Caspian, as a child, reading their school assignment out loud: I love my library because...

  Caspian, mouthing words while writing: I love reading, fuck you.

Hyperion: Hey, Aeron you're smart, tell me what would happen if I chugged 3 gallons of chloroform. 

Aeron: Have you ever been to a mortuary?

Hyperion: Yea, my grandma lives there. 

Darcy: That is the worst response to that question.

Darcy: Well, you know what they say: Can't bake a pie without losing a dozen men!

Caspian: *venting endlessly to Aeron about their week* 

Aeron, every once in a while: *in a monotone* Wow, that is so wild.

Hyperion: Where are you going? 

Darcy: To either get ice cream or commit a felony. I'll decide on the way.

Darcy: Caspian, why are you standing in front of the fan? 

Caspian: I'm waiting for Aeron to look into our window when they come home. When the fan is blowing on me, I look like a fancy supermodel. 

Darcy: You want Aeron to think you're a supermodel? 

Caspian: Giving them eye candy is the least I can do. It'll probably be the best part of their walk! 

Darcy, sarcastically: You're selfless. 

Caspian: Thank you for noticing!

Hyperion: But that place is haunted. 

Darcy: Ghosts prey on fear. Just be confident! 

Hyperion, marching into the haunted house: I AM NOT SCARED! I AM NOT A PUSSY!

Caspian, on the phone: What's up, Aeron? 

Aeron: I'm sitting in a pool of blood. 

Caspian: ...Um, is it YOUR blood? 

Aeron: I think so. 

Caspian: Do you know where the blood's coming from? 

Aeron: Probably the stab wound. 

Caspian: YOU'VE BEEN STABBED?! 

Aeron: Oh, yeah, definitely.

Hyperion: I have been tricked, I have been backstabbed, and I have quite possibly been bamboozled.

A/N *bows*

Sylvie this one's for youuu!

if you want incorrect quotes for any specific characters or seasons just comment and ill do them next! :D