What scares you the most?

Gem: Werewolves

Joey: Sharks

Pix: The unstoppable marching of time that is guiding us all toward an inevitable death.

Scott: Pix

At a park:

FWhip: This bottle of poison is a magic potion that turns people into corpses.

Sausage: This knife is a magic wand.

Joey, pumping a gun: Magic missile!

Scott: Meet me at the cemetery for a magic duel.

Gem: What the hell is wrong with you people.

At a crime scene:

Katherine: What did you two do?

Joey:

Shelby:

Katherine: You're not in trouble, I just have to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.

Best way to tell someone you're gay:

Scott: The only straight I am is a straight up badass.

Sausage: This bloodline ends with me.

Joey: *kisses Xornoth dramatically*

Visiting Joey's house for the first time:

Katherine: Why are there so many weapons?

Shelby: Is that a halberd?

Joey: This is my emotional support knife collection

Shelby: Cool! I have a poison collection personally.

Katherine:

Joey: Wanna see whose collection is better?

Shelby: Yes! 

Katherine: Why am I dating either of you?

Visiting Joel's house:

Joel: So this is my house

Lizzie: What's upstairs?

Joel: Stairs don't talk, silly.

Oli, Joel, and Scott hanging out:

Oli: I love carbonated milk!

Scott: What the fuck?

Joel: You will die in five days.

Oli: Sorry, can't hear you over the bubbling of my delicious carbonated milk.

Joel: You will die in two days.

At the supermarket:

Sausage: Ok Hermes, what flavor of popsicle do you want?

Hermes: Blue flavor!

Joel: Don't you mean blue raspberry?

Hermes: BLUE FLAVOR!

Joel: Blue is not a flavor!

Hermes: BLUE FLAVOR!

Sausage: BLUE FLAVOR!

Joel:

At a park:

FWhip: Hey, look, a spider!

Gem: I hate spiders.

Sausage: But they're so cool!

Gem: They're creepy

FWhip: They literally poop rope, how is that creepy?

Sausage: Yeah, it's not as if they liquify their prey and drink it or anything!

Gem:

Gem: They do.

FWhip:

Sausage:

Gem:

Sausage and FWhip: *screams and runs away*

Phone died:

Sausage, holding the phone: So, how do we bring this thing back to life? Magic? Live sacrifice?

FWhip: I know a guy in town-

Pearl: NO-

Pix: You use a charger, idiots.

Sausage: 

Sausage: That seems inefficient.

Sausage: FWhip, gimme that guy's address.

Joey's birthday:

Xornoth, singing: Happy birthday to you,

Sausage, also singing: Happy birthday to you,

Joel: You live in a zooo,

Joey:

Xornoth:

Sausage:

Joel: What? You do. The jungle is full of animals.

Pix, Gem, and Oli are hanging out:

Pix: Did you know that your bellybutton is just your old mouth?

Gem:

Oli:

Gem: I was having a good day. We were all having a good day.

Oli: *shrieks*