SIMPS Chat

Jimmy Simp💛: I'm bored, anyone wanna annoy Gem?

Pearl Simp🧡: I'm here y'know

Jimmy Simp💛: Oh yeah but whatever who wants to annoy Gem?

Lizzie Simp💕: Sure

Fwhip Simp💚: I'm done

Pearl Simp🧡: Fuck you two, Shrub don't you dare!

Jimmy Simp💛: Join us Shelby!

Katherine Simp💖: Um...

Pearl Simp🧡: Shelby no

Jimmy Simp💛: Shelby yes

Pearl Simp🧡: Shelby no

Jimmy Simp💛: Shelby yes

Pearl Simp🧡: Shelby no

Jimmy Simp💛: Shelby yes

Katherine Simp💖: What if I just...

Katherine Simp💖 is offline

Jimmy Simp💛: Well then I have you two and Pearl

Pearl Simp🧡: Wait what?!

Jimmy Simp💛: Oh yeah I convinced Pearl to join

Pearl Simp🧡: Damnit!

Jimmy Simp💛 is offline

Fwhip Simp💚 is offline

Lizzie Simp💕 is offline

Katherine Simp💖: Are they gone now?

Pearl Simp🧡: Yeah but I'm not

Katherine Simp💖: Good, and there there Gem if you dealt with us for years you'll survive

Pearl Simp🧡: Good point

Scott created a new group chat

Scott added 3 others

Scott named the group chat "Operation Annoy Gem"

Pearl: Well this is gonna be fun

Joel: Yup, now what's the first step?

Scott: Well, Pearl you've been annoying Gem a ton with the pickles so you can go first

Pearl: Alright and I have a purrfect idea

Sausage: A pun I see nice

~Time Skip To 28 minutes~

                          Operation Annoy Gem

Pearl: Done

Sausage: Sweet, what did you do?

Pearl: I added some jukeboxes around where Gem is usually at that say "Hey Gem, you got any pickles"

Joel: Pft! Your gonna drive her insane

Pearl: I know but her fault for ever meeting me

Scott: Lol

Sausage: Well I'm going next!

~Time Skip To Another 28 minutes~

                          Operation Annoy Gem

Sausage: Done!

Pearl: What did you do?

Sausage: Well I went to Gem's place and went in. And with Fwhip's help we made Gem believe there was a ghost in her room.

Joel: Damn

Scott: That might be more scare than annoy

Sausage: Yeah but she was annoyed at first with her door opening and closing but slowly she got scared but than when me and Fwhip revealed it was us she got annoyed again

Scott: Ah I see

Pearl: So that's why she was calling me

Sausage: Well seems like me and Fwhip really scared her if she called you

Pearl: Yeah

Scott: Well I'm going next

~Time Skip To Another 28 minutes~

                          Operation Annoy Gem

Scott: Done

Joel: What did you do?

Scott: Well you see I spammed Gem messages that say a certain word

Pearl: What word?

Sausage: We can tell Pearl I highly doubt she'll tell anyone and find it hilarious

Joel: Okay so the word is mom

Scott: Yeah we call Gem that

Pearl: LMAO

Joel: Okay so lastly I'm going next

~Time Skip To Another 28 minutes~

                          Operation Annoy Gem

Joel: Done

Sausage: What did you do to annoy her?

Joel: Oh I just kept spamming Gem over and over and when she finally replied with a what. I kept spamming until she told me to shut up

Pearl: Damn

Sausage: Pft- I'm surprised Gem never stopped being our friends even when we annoy her

Joel: Yeah. She does love us after all

Scott: Wait

Scott added 1 other

Gem: What am I doing here?

Joel: Gem do you love us?

Gem: No

Sausage: Then why are you still our friend?

Gem: Shut up

Pearl: Gem didn't you say last week that you love us then?

Gem: ...

Gem is offline

Scott: You do love us!

Joel: You do love us!

Sausage: You do love us!

Pearl: I knew it

Author's Note: Pickles that is all

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