The E2 class were all talking with each other about random shit, oh and Pearl was there too. They were enjoying themselves before Pix came into the room. Bend your ears, fellow youths! It's time we all started looking college!" Pix said excitedly. "Ummm Pix, I think you mean colleges? And we still have a long while to graduate" Fwhip said and everyone nods in agreement. "Don't be stupid, Fwhip. That would imply we're not all going to the same one!" Pix said to him.

"Oh- This is gonna to be a whole thing, isn't it...?" Fwhip said. "Why would I ever go to the same college with you NPCs?" Joel asked before Pix grabbed him by his throat. "Because I don't like changes to my environment!" Pix said and lifted Joel off of the ground. "Understood- Put me down! I don't like chocking in this context-" Joel said and Pix threw him to the end of the classroom as everyone stared at Pix with wide eyes.

"Now while it is important that we go to a good school. It's important we go to a school we're all capable of attending. So I have selected Caesar High University!" Pix said.(Completely made up college if you couldn't tell I had no ideas sooooo-) "CHU is one of my fallbacks actually" Oli said. "Be grateful that I included you!" Pix said irritated. "And I'm grateful to be included!" Oli said quickly and nervously.

"Now some of you can do with raising your grades. I'm not gonna name names. But Scott and Joe!" Pix said. "I'm present..." Joe mumbled. "And I'm a gift!" Scott said happily. "Joe, I took one look at your GPA and threw up in my mouth" Pix said while crossing his arms. "Yeah- It uh- Does that" Joe said awkwardly and looks down. "We're gonna get you an adderall and hope it sticks. Don't ask where the prescription comes from. Scott!" Pix said.

"Yes, Pix daddy~" Scott said with his usual flirty tone. "I am literally not a miracle worker. Pearl's gonna hack into the school's mainframe" Pix said. "Gotcha" Pearl said. "Yay crimes!" Scott yelled happily. "Pix, you can't force us all to go to the same college!" Katherine protested to Pix's plans. "I don't know, I could be down" Shelby said. "Is what I would be say if I weren't already completely on board with this. Which I am!" Katherine said. 'And I thought Shelby was the simp in their relationship' Pix thought.

"Sausage! Your best hope is an athletic scholarship. For you, I have selected American football. Are you familiar with CTE?" Pix said. "Nope!" Sausage said confused. "Let's keep it that way! Now go practice hurling yourself at brick walls!" Pix said. "Bitches! I do that already!" Sausage exclaimed and ran off. "Pix, I hate to be that guy. But I was actually thinking about taking a gap year. And-" Jimmy was cut off by Pix slapping him.

"Go ahead. Say it again. I flipping dare you..." Pix said with a glare. "You know high education sounds great all of the sudden!" Jimmy said nervously. "And if I ever hear you say different I'm going to staple your thin lips to your toes. And sell you as a Tchotchke!" Pix said. Jimmy laughs nervously and hugs Lizzie. "I don't feel safe..." Jimmy said.

"Believe in the schedule, Class E2! We're all going to die on the same day. At the ripe age of 81. After spending our lives in a 13 person completely non-sexual polycule!" Pix said while he pointed his finger up and everyone's eyes widened that he has their lives planned together. "Can it be 14?" Pearl asked. "Maybe!" Pix said.

"Yes! Take that, demons!" Pearl said. "Pix, I understand where you are coming from but I really think it's time you started letting things go" Fwhip said and again everyone's eyes widened nervously since Fwhip might be dead. Pix glares at him and puts his fists together. "Or I can just go fuck myself. That's also an option" Fwhip said nervously.

Author's Note: For clarification I did get inspired and use the dialogue from a video. And of course use the E2 guys instead of the characters from the video. Don't know what video it was again tho....sooooo-

Who's that Hermit?

It's _________!

And

Who's that MCYT-er?

It's _________!

Maybe some of you will recognize him maybe some of you won't. But just a little hint he makes 100 days videos as mobs.