[Cause it's too cold for you here and now, so let me hold both your hands in the holes of my sweater]

12InchesOfPayne: Ni Swift! Please answer me! 😫😰😰😰😰

IrishLuckyCharm: I had to get myself some beer from the fridge because I can't freaking believe you slept with Louis! What were you thinking!? 😡😡😡😡😡

12InchesOfPayne: I wasn't, I had an argument with dumbarse Zayn and I went to bar and got waisted. I kinda remember someone buying me drinks and I gladly took them cause yass bïtch I'm getting free beer, but next thing I knew, I'm in a hotel and Louis next to me naked. 😰😰😰😨😢😢😢

IrishLuckyCharm: I can't believe you've slept Louis and if Harry finds out! He'll be heartbroken. 😥😱😱😥😢

12InchesOfPayne: I know, I feel so śhïtty today and probably for the rest of my life. I felt disgusted after I woke up and I just left Louis at the hotel before I could kill him because I think he purposely got me drunk. 😡😨

IrishLuckyCharm: I think we should keep it to ourselves. If you tell Harry than he'll probably won't forgive you. Dammit Liam, I was so happy for you and Harry. At least I would've like it for you guys to get together.

12InchesOfPayne: What about you and Zayn?

IrishLuckyCharm: Ugh, he was drunk as well and said some awful things about me. I think he likes hurting me on purpose. It's whatever. 😞😞😞😞

12InchesOfPayne: Nooooo! Ziall is life okay? Even though I secretly shipped Ned, but Ziall is OTP!!! 😫😫😫😫😫

IrishLuckyCharm: What does OTP mean?

12InchesOfPayne: One True Pair you really need to get with the program Ni Swift. Get a tumblr and see all the cute Ziall Photoshoot picture I stole, I mean borrow from both urs Facebook! 😎😎😎😎

IrishLuckyCharm: Liam you need to calm your happy arse down and deal with the fact that you've done something that could end up not being fix. 😞😰😨

12InchesOfPayne: You don't how I feel Ni. I've been depress and I feel like crap now. I know I've deeply did something awful and unforgivable, but I'm dealing with it ok? I'm trying to become happy with my messages , but just faking it. 😞😞😞😞😞

IrishLuckyCharm: Ok Liam. I'm sorry, I'll stop nagging. I'm just still dealing with arguing with Zayn and now this bombshell? I'm just shocked. 😱😨😨😨😨

12InchesOfPayne: It's okay if you don't want to be my friend. I'm such a whore. 😞😞😞😞

IrishLuckyCharm: You are not a whore Liam. You said that Louis got you drunk. Maybe he and Harry had a fight and that was his revenge. To get you drunk and to have śêx with you. 😥

12InchesOfPayne I hope Louis's arse is bleeding and won't able to walk for four years. That scumbag no life carrot looking arse face.

IrishLuckyCharm: No one has to know about this. Only we know about this besides scheming Louis. I'm sure we will figure out some sort of solution. Don't worry Liam. 😊😊😊😊

NaughtyZ: But I know the truth as well babe! Luckily I logged back in and saw this whole conversation went down. 😏😏😏😏

IrishLuckyCharm: 😒😒😒😒Stop calling me babe and can you log off. No one wants you here.

NaughtyZ: What if I told Harry the truth once he's online? 😏😏😏😏

12InchesOfPayne: Something going to happen to really soon, so get ready Zayn!😡😡😡😡

NaughtyZ: Yeah whatever cheater! That's what you are. You destroy Harry's trust. How could you do that. 😤✋✋✋✋

IrishLuckyCharm: Don't act so innocent Zayn cause you slept with someone at party don't think I forgot about that. ☕️☕️☕️☕️

12InchesOfPayne: Yasss Ni Swift. Slay Zayn until he doesn't have no weave left! Thank you for being on my side. Niam is ready to slay and destroy Zayn Yasss bish! Yass 👏👏👏😂😭😊😎

NaughtyZ: All I want is for Ni to visit me in bradford and I won't tell Harry.

IrishLuckyCharm: I don't want to visit you Zayn. You are to c0cky and full of yourself. I don't wanna waste money on seeing you. ✋✋✋✋

12InchesOfPaynes: 👏👏👏👏 Go Ni Swift! Yass.

NaughtyZ: Then Liam's secret is exposed. I will not rest until I have you Ni. 😡

IrishLuckyCharm: This is not the way of showing me you care! You could've write me a letter saying what do you like most about me. Tell me you are willingly to change your childish ways. Not using Liam's secret against me to see you. You need to think before you type Zayn! 😞😞😞😞 😢

NaughtyZ: Please don't tell me you are crying. 😨😨😨😨

IrishLuckyCharm: What if i am? Are you going to call me names like last time? My tears are real for you Zayn. You don't know how I'm infatuated I am to you. You don't know what you do my heart and feelings Zayn. To even think that this Greek God has feelings for me is too much to even handle.

NaughtyZ: You are not giving yourself enough credit Ni. You are my sunshine and without you I am no one. When I see you smile in your pictures, I want to be that person who puts a smile on your face not make you cry. I'll stop with my śhït. I won't tell Harry anything. 😞😞😞

IrishLuckyCharm: Thank you Zayn. I appreciate it and I won't give up on us. You are my moon and I'm your sunshine. I don't care if that sounds corny or cheesy. ☺️☺️☺️☺️

NaughtyZ: It doesn't sound corny babe. Oh śhït! Sorry for saying babe it's starting to become a habit. 😳😳😳😳

IrishLuckyCharm: It's okay. I secretly love it when you call me that. It makes me think I'm yours.

NaughtyZ: I am yours and you are mine. ☺️😉

12InchesOfPayne: This is so beautiful! I screenshot the whole Ziall moment and putting it on tumblr ASAP for all the Ziall lovers can see this. I'm crying tears of joy. Yassss. 👏👏😍🙈🙉🙊👍👏🏃🎩👑👬❤️💋💗👥💛💙💙💜💚💚🐳⛄️⚡️☁️🌊

IrishLuckyCharm: Lmao ok Liam enough with the emojis. 😫😳☺️😂

12InchesOfPayne: Ni Swift is the ☀️ and Zayn is Ur🌛 How cute AF is that!? Dying of feels right now!!

NaughtyZ:Ahhhh there's a bat! Attacking me!!! Idiodkdkdkdkkxkc

12InchesOfPayne: Yass get him funky Buddha! Get his arse! 👏👏👏👏 they really need to make a bat emoji. I need someone to protest about this.

IrishLuckyCharm: Funky Buddha?

12InchesOfPayne: My pet Bat name! 👏👏👏👏👏

IrishLuckyCharm: I think we all need some rest after today. 😅😅😅😅

12InchesOfPayne: I won't! I hurt Harry by sleeping with Louis. I feel so disgusted with myself. 😞😞😞😞😨

NaughtyZ: I'll sleepover! Just call your bat away from mekxldldlslsl.

12InchesOfPayne: Okay, I whistled funky Buddha to come home. I'll be waiting Zayn. 😎😎😎😎

12InchesOfPayne has logged off.

IrishLuckyCharm: Are you okay?

NaughtyZ: Yeah, I deserve getting attack by a bat for making you cry. Im really sorry this time Ni. I'll try to change for you.

IrishLuckyCharm: I actually believe you this Zayn. Now go to Liam, he needs you as his friend. ☺️☺️☺️☺️

NaughtyZ: Okay. Goodnight my sunshine baby. 😉😗

IrishLuckyCharm: Goodnight my Greek god moon baby. 😳😚😗☺️😊

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Comment #ZaniamCraziness if you like this chapter.

The Ziall feels in this chapter has slayed my Ziall heart!

Special thanks to couldyounot- for giving me an idea for Liam's pet Bat a name.

Dedication: theheticglow

Guess my favorite song off Lorde's Pure Heroine album for a dedication :)

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