[But I can't compete with the
she-wolf, who has brought me to my knees. What do you see in those yellow eyes? 'Cause I'm falling to pieces]

BananaLongHairSquad: Daddy Liam! I miss you! 😋😋😋😋😉

12InchesOfPayne: I know Banana Harry, I didn't want to leave your house. We having so much fun. ☺️😎😎😎😎😎

BananaLongHairSquad: You didn't have to leave. 😕😕😕 You could've stayed an extra night.

12InchesOfPayne: Funky Buddha was being very rude and loud when we were cuddling, so I just put him in time out in the corner. 👏👏👏👏😎

BananaLongHairSquad: Lol. 😂😂😂😂

12InchesOfPayne: I think Funky Buddha is jealous of you. That's why he kept making noise and tried to attack you. 😅😅 He's growing up so fast. I'm such a proud batman dad! 👀👏👏👏🙏🐳

BananaLongHairSquad: Can I be your robin to your batman. 😱😁😍😍😍😍

12InchesOfPayne: You'll have to fight Zayn for robin. Every year we we're either batman, or robin for Halloween. Those were good times. 😭😆😆😆😆

BananaLongHairSquad: I'll take Zayn's place as your robin daddy. 😉😉😉😉

12InchesOfPayne: Of course you will banana robin Harry. 😋😋😋😜😎😎😎

BananaLongHairSquad: Have you heard from the other boys❓❔❓❔

12InchesOfPayne: I haven't heard from Ziall since I was silent reading their conversation about Niall was having wet dreams about Zayn. 👀👀👀👀👀 I almost died from Ziall chest pains, but I survived.

BananaLongHairSquad: Daddy! You gotta stop being nosy in their conversations. 😐😐😐😐

12InchesOfPayne: I'm the Ziall ambassador and I need new pictures for my tumblr page. Omg they were talking about who's topping and yes bottom Niall is so underrated like I was screaming yassss bish and I almost typed something, but luckily I deleted it. I'm the sneaking batman bïtch. 👏👏👏👏👏😗🐳🐳🐳🐳

BananaLongHairSquad: Whatever you say Liam. I'll support you and your obsessive Ziall feels. 😒😒😒😒

12InchesOfPayne: Don't be jealous banana Harry. I'm just fanboying all over tumblr about them. They are meant to be together and dying of feels by rebloging it. Oh I definitely need to get GIFS of them! I should be the new boss of tumblr and force everyone to ship Ziall. Ziall will rule the world! If you have a problem with that then Funky Buddha will attack anti ziall shippers! 👏👏🐳👨‍👨‍👧👨‍👨‍👦👨‍👨‍👦‍👦👬👬👬👬💦🌙🌞🌝🌞🍤🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌

BananaLongHairSquad: I'm a ride or die for my daddy Payne train. 😉👀👏👏🍌🍌🍌👀👅

12InchesOfPayne: Oh yeah? All abroad the Payne train Harry😏😏😏😏😏 twelve long inches for you to sit on. 😎😜😉😉😉😉

BananaLongHairSquad: 👅👅👅 Yes daddy! All 12 inches all for me.

12InchesOfPayne: Are you ready the Payne? I don't think you handle it 😏😉👀

BananaLongHairSquad: Why don't you come here and found out. 😉😏😏😏😏😱👀👅💦💦💦💦💦

12InchesOfPayne: For real!? 👀👀👀👀

BananaLongHairSquad: Daddy I'm for real. Get your arse for here and give me the 12 inch Payne train D! 👀👏👏👏👏😜👅

12InchesOfPayne: ofokdkdkkd yasssss! I'm putting on my pants and tank top! You better be naked and ready.😈😎🚂🚂🚂🚂🚂🚂🚂🚂

BananaLongHairSquad: I'm already am and touching myself.

12InchesOfPayne: Don't touch yourself!! Or daddy will punish you. 😈😈😈😈😈

BananaLongHairSquad: Spank me daddy! And get over here!

CuteAsAButton: Umm hi. Sorry for um disturbing, but is Lou Lou online? 😳

BananaLongHairSquad: How are you?

12InchesOfPayne: Pervert! Reading our messages! Delete them quick! Fûck I don't know how! Ugh. 😩😩😩😩😩💀💀💀💀

CuteAsAButton: Oops! Sorry I didn't mean to be nosy, I was just waiting for Louis. 😅😅😅😅

BananaLongHairSquad: How do you know Louis?

CuteAsAButton: I've chatted with Lou Lou twice and I'm just waiting for him to get online. Do you know him? 😀

BananaLongHairSquad: I'm his best friend.... Ex best friend. I'm Harry.

CuteAsAButton: I'm Marcel! Hi Harry and who's 12inchesofpayne? Omg is he the one knows about the Payne train!? Can I ride on it next pleaseeeee!? Lou Lou told me he rode on it before and it was painful, but it sounds like fun! Like a roller coaster of life! 😀😆👏😄😄😄😄😄

BananaLongHairSquad: Marcel Styles!? 😡😡😡😡😡

CuteAsAButton: Yes, how do you know my last name?

BananaLongHairSquad: I'm your cousin Harry Styles you idiot and why have you been talking to that infected fake kardashian rejected butt implant looking homeless troll!? 😡😡😡😡😡 TALKING ABOUT MY PAYNE TRAIN DADDY!?

CuteAsAButton: I'm s-sorry Harry. I didn't k-now! I thought it was a different Harry. 😔😔😞 please don't be mad! I get r-really n-nervous and I misspell w-words when my h-hands shake.

12InchesOfPayne: Popcorn! Check soda and candy! Check! I'm so entertain. 😎😎😎😎😎

BananaLongHairSquad: 👿👿👿👿 Not the time Liam.

12InchesOfPayne: Sorry! But all we need is ThotinfectedBooty for a drag showdown between two best friends. 😎👏👏🐳

TommoThotBooty: Leave Marcy alone! 😡👊👊👊👊

12InchesOfPayne: Odmfmfmk! I almost fell down my chair! Let the drag of the century begin! But I just order Chinese food and pizza! You guys have to wait! Before the epic showdown that's about to begin! Yassssaa bish yassssssa!😆😎👏👏👏👏👀👻👽💀🎅💩🐳☀️🌙💦⭐️🌟🌚🌚🌝🌛🌜🌞🍼☕️🍻🍻🍺🍕🍟🍤🍞🍘🍗⚠️🏃🏻🏃🏻🏃🏻🏃🏻🏃🏻🎓💜💛💚💙🍆🌽🍌

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