guys I might meet one of the readers for ebt bc they're gonna be in my city this week !!

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saturday
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april 20th 2019
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2:26 PM / 14:26
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(Y/N): Frankie can you come over I'm bored and need someone to watch Glee with

Fronk: fuck glee

(Y/N): okay yes but I watch it to make fun of it

Fronk: still... fuck glee they butchered AC/DC, Lionel Richie, ALL AMERICAN REJECTS, Journey, and more iconic artists. Fuck glee.

Fronk: plus I'm busy texting Lexie because I'm apparently supposed to be comforting her since she's having a nosebleed and also puking blood at the same time

Plexiglass joined the chat

Plexiglass: THIS IS THE WORST EXPERIENCE EVER.

Plexiglass: I WAS REWATCHING WATCHING THE SECOND SEASON ON STRANGER THINGS, GETTING READY FOR THE THIRD ONE TO COME OUT IN LIKE TWO MONTHS, AND THEN MY NOSE JUST STARTS BLEEDING SO I GO TO THE BATHROOM TO TAKE CARE OF THAT BULLSHIT AND THEN AFTER A TWENTY MINUTE FUCKING NOSEBLEED, IT STOPS. HOWEVER, ALL THE BLOOD THAT WENT DOWN MY THROAT ENDED UP COMING RIGHT BACK UP AND I JUST THREW UP A SHITLOAD OF BLOOD ALONG WITH MY BREAKFAST AND LUNCH. DO YOU KNOW HOW WEIRD BURGER MEAT FEELS CONING UP YOUR THROAT ???? AND AFTER THAT, MY NOSE STARTS BLEEDING AGAIN, BUT NOW FROM THE OTHER NOSTRIL. I WANT TO DIE, THIS HURTS LIKE HELL, I HAVE A HEADACHE, I WANT TO COMMIT DIE.

(Y/N): oh dude sorry I guess that sounds painful

Plexiglass: PAINFUL ???? I HAVEN'T GONE THROUGH THIS MUCH PAIN SINCE FEBRUARY, WHEN THE SAME BULLSHIT HAPPENED. AND THEN I ENDED UP GETTING A CLUSTER HEADACHE AFTERWARDS. THOSE FUCKING S U C K.

(Y/N): oh? What do they feel like?

Plexiglass: LIKE A PAPER CUT BUT BEHIND YOUR EYE, IS A WAY TO PUT IT.

(Y/N): STOP TALKING IN CAPS LOCK

Plexiglass: fine

Plexiglass: So what kind of dress r u wearing to prom

(Y/N): oh uhhh

(Y/N): I don't think I'm gonna go to prom anymore

Plexiglass: WAIT WHY NOT

(Y/N): just not feeling it

Plexiglass: ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANNA GO ??

Plexiglass: BECAUSE I DON'T WANNA BE WITH FRANK THE ENTIRE TIME

Fronk: HEY

Fronk: I AM A DELIGHTFUL PERSON

Plexiglass: are you now

Fronk: no

Plexiglass: exACTLY

Litboi: JUST GO

Plexiglass: when the fuck did you get here ??????

Litboi: I've been here this whole time. (Y/N) TO GO PROM I'LL BE YOUR DATE

(Y/N): JECHJDC

(Y/N): I DONT EVEN HAVE A DRESS

Litboi: YES YOU DO

Litboi: YOU KNOW YOU DO

Litboi: YOU BOUGHT IT A MONTH AGO BEFORE YOU DECIDED YOU DIDN'T WANNA GO

(Y/N): WELL

(Y/N): CAN'T I JUST STAY HOME

(Y/N): I NEED TO REBLEACH MY HAIR

Plexiglass: you can do that right now

Plexiglass: that'll only take like two hours max. thirty minutes top for prep, 45 minutes max for bleach processing, 30 minutes for toning, rinsing your hair out and cleaning up would be 15 minutes max.

Plexiglass: and then you'll have around 3 hours to get ready

(Y/N): I DONT WANNA GO

Fronk: why are you pressuring her to go

Litboi: Why'd you fuck her with full knowledge that she was dating your best friend

Fronk: why does my best friend not give a shit about me fucking his at the time girlfriend but uses it against his ex girlfriend

(Y/N): WHY ARE WE BRINGING THIS UP

(Y/N): WE BROKE UP 8 MONTHS AGO

(Y/N): ITS IRRELEVANT

Litboi: YEAH WELL SO IS APRIL 10TH BUT YOU STILL WONT TELL US ABOUT THAT

Moikey joined the chat

Moikey: okay this is so annoying

Moikey: stop trying to get her to go to prom if she doesn't want to

Moikey: and stop bringing up things she doesn't wanna talk about

Moikey: because that's just disrespectful and you're all obviously making her feel really uncomfortable

Plexiglass: SAYS THE GUY THAT CHEATED ON HER !

Moikey: oh my god

Moikey: CAN WE JUST

Moikey: LEAVE THIS ALONE

Gerard🍋 joined the chat

Gerard🍋: okay who here is going for prom and who isn't

(Y/N): OH YEAH BTW

(Y/N): PETE GET IN THE CHAT

(Y/N): YOU TOO BRENDON

Gerard🍋: uh what

Bleepo joined the chat

Peter Gay joined the chat

Peter Gay: What

(Y/N): brendon it's time

Bleepo: OH OKAY

Bleepo: SO UH PETE

Peter Gay: What

Bleepo: YOU SHOULD GO TO PROM WITH ME

Gerard🍋: WOAH

Moikey: WELL

Litboi: wait wtf

Fronk: OH

Plexiglass: CUTE

Peter Gay: ...

Fronk: SAY SOMETHING YOU FREAK

Peter Gay: ...

Peter Gay: YEAH DUDE TOTALLY

Moikey: oh my god

Gerard🍋: that was so friend zoned

Bleepo: ILL TAKE IT

Patrick tree joined the chat

Patrick tree: WOW PETE

Bleepo left the chat

Patrick tree: WHAT AM I THEN

Patrick tree: THE KID IN THE FEDORA??????!!!!!

Peter Gay: no

Peter Gay: the kid in the fedora who broke up with me eight months ago who ALSO has a date who is his GIRLFRIEND

Patrick tree: oh right

Patrick tree: carry on

Peter Gay left the chat

Plexiglass: PLEASE COME WITH US

(Y/N): NO

(Y/N): GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON

Plexiglass: you already have a dress

Litboi: ^

Fronk: just leave her alone jfc

Plexiglass: BUTT OUT FRANK

Fronk: fine

(Y/N): YEAH BUT

(Y/N): I DONT HAVE A DATE

Litboi: FRANKIE???

Fronk: ????

Plexiglass: OTHER FRANKIE, FRANK

Fronk: this is gonna get confusing

Gerard🍋: what do you mean "get"

Moikey: this is already confusing

Plexiglass: no

Plexiglass: Frankie has a baseball game tonight

Litboi: did he choose baseball over his girlfriend

Plexiglass: no

Plexiglass: his dad chose baseball over his son's girlfriend

Litboi: oh——

Plexiglass: also (Y/N) TOLD HIM SHE DIDNT WANNA GO

(Y/N): I DONT

Plexiglass: MIKEY AND GERARD DONT HAVE DATES

Plexiglass: THEY'RE STILL GOING

(Y/N): yeah well I'm not Gerard/Mikey am I

Plexiglass: oh my god

Plexiglass: I will actually force you into a dress if I have to

Fronk: okay can y'all just leave her the fuck alone

Moikey: guys this is getting really out of hand just let her stay home and have fun watching glee or whatever instead of going to an overrated night that her life doesn't even need, I literally hate (Y/N) and even I think this is a little harsh.

Gerard🍋: (Y/N)

(Y/N): what

Gerard🍋: hihi

(Y/N): hi baby

Gerard🍋: I'll help you get ready if you go to prom

(Y/N): nah

Gerard🍋: aw please go

(Y/N): I'll just have Alex rush over here and help me now

Plexiglass: YES ! FINALLY !

Plexiglass: GERARD HOW DID YOU GET HER TO AGREE SO EASILY IM SO CONFUSED THAT THE F U C K ???

Litboi: WOW

Plexiglass: WHAT?

Gerard🍋: isn't it obvious?

Gerard🍋: cause Gerard gets all the girls