Damn that fourth grade jawline

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THURSDAY
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April 16th 2027
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7:37 PM / 19:37
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Plexiglass joined the chat

Plexiglass: I only have two moods

Plexiglass: I want to die

Plexiglass: and I want to eat ass

Dally joined the chat

Dally: you wanna know what I hate about america?

Ryan Semen joined the chat

Ryan Semen: What?

Dally: gravity.

Bleepo joined the chat

Bleepo: me too

Dally: w h a t

Bleepo: I wanna fly

Bleepo: to South Africa

Bleepo: and kill all the black people

(Y/N) joined the chat

(Y/N): BRENDON

Bleepo: what

(Y/N): YOU CANT SAY THAT

Bleepo: oh shut up you slut

(Y/N): IM MARRIED

Plexiglass: this is interesting

Jacci♣️ joined the chat

Jacci♣️: lets go on hiatus

(Y/N): What

(Y/N): okay

Plexiglass: sure

Sourdough Daddy joined the chat

Sourdough Daddy: how long

Plexiglass: idk

Plexiglass: once I become a famous movie actor and leave Awsten for Rami Malek we can get back together

Awsten joined the chat

Awsten: WHAT

Jacci♣️: what

Plexiglass: what

Awsten: I'm going to HEB

Sourdough Daddy: we live in Massachusetts

Plexiglass: Awsten and I are in Texas right now you dumb fucker

Jacci♣️: did you really forget ravelyn

Sourdough Daddy: fuck You

Gee joined the chat

Gee: I still haven't seen KenZ yet

Sourdough Daddy: oh well

(Y/N): file a missing persons report

Plexiglass: N O

Gee: why not

Plexiglass: I don't wanna Starr at KenZ's face while I pour milk into my cereal

Jacci♣️: Alex it's 2018

Jacci♣️: they haven't put peoples faces on milk gallons since 2005

Plexiglass: oh

Plexiglass: in my defense I haven't eaten cereal since 2005

Awsten: you forced me to bring you a bowl of Reese's Puffs a few days ago

Plexiglass: but I didn't see the milk gallon did I

Awsten: go suck a dick

Plexiglass: I'll suck yours

Awsten: goodbye

Awsten left the chat

Plexiglass: damn

Plexiglass: my own husband rejected me

(Y/N): been there

Plexiglass: sad

(Y/N): yup

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TWITTER
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Lexie Knight @lexieknight
@ItsRamiMalek hi

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give me EGGS @weedweedweed
@ItsRamiMalek my cousin says hi

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BLEACH BOY VEVO @awsten
MY WIFE WON'T LET ME WATCH TV

Lexie Knight @lexieknight
(replying to @awsten)

SHUT THE FUCK UP WE ARE LITERALLY @ OTTO'S HOUSE AND AWSTEN SAID "bro does ur tv have porn" AND OTTO WAS LIKE "bitch no" AND YEETHAWED U OUT AND NOW WE'RE WATCHING MR ROBOT AND AWSTEN WAS BANGING ON THE FUCKING DOOR LIKE "l e t m e i n" AND OTTO AND I WERE LIKE "n o"

Josh💕 @lexieslefthand
why are you in texas

Lexie Knight @lexieknight
BECAUSE THERE ARE FRIED PICKLES IN OTTOS HOME

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(Y/N) Way @(Y/N)Way
damn found out one of my family members is racist okay then

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hi

-Mikey