OKAY I JUST LEFT SCHOOL I CAN PUBLISH THIS NOW ! -mikey

A.N.: i rly did fly off a swing, but my explanation of how is too wordy - mai

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wednesday
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dec 24th, 2025
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12:04 AM / 00:04
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frank + alex
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Frankie: alex alex alex alex alex alex

Frankie: i love you

Frankie: ALEX

Frankie: A L E X

Frankie: LEXIE RESPOND

Lexie: what the FUCK do you want Franklin

Frankie: we're all at the parx you should come along too

Lexie: who's "we"

Frankie: me, your band, Pete, Patrick, Gerard, and Mikey

Lexie: okay but it's literally midnight

Frankie: too bad, get ur ass up

Lexie: Frankie you yelled at me yesterday for eating your blueberries and I haven't seen you since and now you want me to get out of my nice warm bed to go sulk in the skatepark with my emo boyfriend?

Frankie: yeah. we're gonna find something to sulk about and sulk about it in the skatepark. This is literally what we did in middle school we're literally just older and taller

Frankie: also sorry I guess

Frankie: but suck it up

Lexie: but

Frankie: G O   T O   T H E   P A R K   W I T H   U S

Frankie: and bring your skateboard, Raven wants to use it

Lexie: Raven has her own ?

Frankie: yeah

Frankie: but she broke it trying to do a kyle move

Lexie: wait that's actually so fucking funny

Frankie: yeah laugh about it when you come to the park

Lexie: fine I'm bringing a monster with me

Frankie: yay can you bring me one

Lexie: I'm going to kill you but sure ig

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12:28 AM / 00:28
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"Frank, it's fucking freezing out here, what the fuck were you thinking?!" Alex exclaimed, her breath clouding up her vision.

"'It's good to see you, Frank. It's been a minute.' 'It's good to see you too, Lex! Glad you came.'"

Alex rolled her eyes. "Whatever." She glanced over at the swing set and bore witness to Mai rocketing off a swing and landing headfirst in the mulch.

Raising an eyebrow and suppressing a laugh, Alex asked, "How did you convince Mai to come out?"

"...We were gonna smash her drawing tablet," Frank maliciously smiled.

"Yeah, and thanks for dragging me out here!" Mai shouted. "I'm having so much fun!"

"Oh, hey!" Raven ran over to Alex. "Thanks for the board!" The white–haired girl yanked the skateboard from Alex's grip before running away.

"I... Anyway," Alex walked over to the swings, sitting on the one that Mai previously launched off of. "Bet I can swing higher than you."

"Oh hell no, I did this my entire middle school career!" Frank ran over to the swing set.

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12:43 AM / 00:43
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"You're so pretty," Mikey cooed, twirling a lock of (Y/N)'s bleached blond hair.

"You're prettier," (Y/N) mumbled, her head in the lap of her boyfriend as she looked up at him.

"Yeah, I know," Mikey smiled, causing (Y/N) to roll her eyes.

"Hey, I've got a question..." Mikey chuckled as (Y/N) cocked a brow, "yes?"

"So who's a better kisser, me or Gerard?"

"I— Michael!" (Y/N) sat up straight, giving the blonde a dumbfounded look.

"I— why would you ask me that?!" (Y/N) whined, now flustered.

"Because I'm curious!" Mikey replied, chuckling.

"I am not answering this question," (Y/N) stood up, starting to walk out of the empty basketball park to walk through the skatepark and into the playground.

"No, come back!" Mikey laughed, getting up and chasing after her. Once he caught up to her, he wrapped his arms around the blond–haired girl from behind.

"...But seriously, who?"

"Michael," (Y/N) spat as Mikey gave up, letting go of his girlfriend.

"I'm bored," (Y/N) stated blankly.

"Yeah, same. Whadd'ya wanna do?" Mikey replied.

"Eh, we're too tall for anything... wanna swing?" (Y/N) suggested.

"Frank and Alex are on the swings already," Mikey stated, pointing to the two idiots on a swing set.

"Yeah, I know... what I meant was do you wanna kick Alex and Frank off the swings so we can use them?"

"Uhh, yeah sure," Mikey agreed before they both walked over to the screeching "adults".

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"Ugh... do have an extra pen?" Gerard asked as Mai looked up at the red–haired boy.

"Uhh, yeah," Mai reached into her pocket to grab an extra pentel energel pen. "Here," she handed the black ink pen to Gerard.

"Thanks," the boy smiled before grabbing the pen from Mai, then focusing his attention back to his sketchbook.

Mai, not knowing what to draw, shifted her eyes over to Gerard's sketchbook. He seemed to be drawing a small group of people, one of them having short, bright purple hair.

"You're so good at drawing," Mai mumbled as Gerard looked up at the raven–haired girl.

"Oh— what? Uhh, thanks," Gerard nervously chuckled. "I've had to redraw this like, four times just because Alex's hair is so weirdly complicated to draw..."

"Yeah, it was a lot easier to draw when it was longer... Also, I kept trying to draw Awsten at some point and I kept making his hair look fuck boy–ish... It's really good though, you made me look a lot better than I actually am," Mai chuckled as Gerard put the pen he was holding down.

"Not true! You're really cute, don't lie to yourself!" Gerard attempted to validate Mai.

"Hmm, don't you have a girlfriend?" Mai joked.

"Shut up, I can tell you that you're cute wether I'm single or not, because either way it's gonna be true!" Gerard reassured as Mai rolled her eyes.

"No, but say what you want," Mai chuckled to herself, looking back at her seven dollar Walmart sketchbook.

"I will be back when you can accept my compliments," Gerard stood up before walking away, over to the swing set.

"Hmph, rude," Mai muttered to herself before flipping a page.

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"Hey Mikey! Let's go seesaw!" Gerard smiled at his brother and (Y/N).

"Uhh, yeah, sure," Mikey jumped off the swing and walked over to Gerard.

"Hey! Then who am I supposed to hang out with?!" (Y/N) whined as Mikey looked back at the blonde.

"I dunno, figure it out yourself."

While the brothers were walking away, Gerard halted to turn around and face (Y/N). "Bitch, I just stole your mans."

"WAYCEST! I SENSE WAYCEST!" Alex screamed from the basketball court.

"Lexie, stop shouting! You're gonna give me a headache!" Frank's whining was faintly heard from the basketball court.

"You were hanging out with Mai, why didn't you just get her to go on the seesaw with you?" Mikey asked as they walked through the playground.

"I purposely walked away from hey, dumbass," Gerard teased.

"Whatever," Mikey shrugged. Once they got to the seesaw, Mikey sat on one side. Before Gerard could even walk to the other side, Halsey mysteriously popped in out of nowhere and jumped— no, pounced— onto the other side of the seesaw with all the force that her one–hundred fifteen pound body could give, causing Mikey to launch up into the air.

Halsey then proceeded to watch the next few seconds with pure maliciousness in her eyes. Gerard watched in horror as he watched his brother hit the ground, falling next to Mai. Raven and Luna, from the skatepark, heard the horror movie–esque shriek and looked over in concern. Even Frank and Alex shot their heads back to see what was happening from about 100 feet away. (Y/N) was too busy looking through her tumblr feed for fanfiction inspiration to look up and see what was happening.

"MIKEY—Mai? I thought—" Gerard looked back to the bench where he and Mai previously sat in the skatepark.

"I got bored so I went back to the swings and fell off again. Too unmotivated to get up," Mai explained.

"Oh," Gerard walked over and offered his hand out for Mai to grab and pull herself up, which she did.

"This is... peak idiocy, I need to disassociate myself from the idiots I sadly call my band mates," Luna spoke up before walking away and over to the spinny thing that you can hang off of. (What the hell are those called ????) She then climbed onto the spinny thing and sat on top of it.

Raven then kicked Alex's skateboard somewhere and ran over to Luna. "Hey, that's mean!" Raven whined.

"Hmm, tragic," Luna shrugged before smiling down at Raven.

"Hmph," Raven crossed her arms, looking up at the tiny Asian girl. She then thought, hey, Luna doesn't have any power whatsoever if she's up there. What can she do? Jump off and break her delicate bones?

So she then decided to spin Luna as fast as she could on that dumb spinny thing, causing Luna to scream bloody murder.

Mai, Mikey and Gerard looked over, slightly concerned.

"RAVEN! STOP! I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU IF I DON'T DIE FROM THIS SPINNY THING!1!2!1!2" Luna cried as Raven grabbed onto the spinny thing, causing it to stop really quickly.

"WoAh!1!2!1!2!12!" Luna screeched before falling off of the spinny thing™ and onto Raven.

"Thanks for breaking my fall!" Luna stood up and brushed the mulch off of her.

"...Ow," Raven croaked before slowing sitting up. Luna then put her hand out and Raven grabbed it, pulling herself up.

"Hey guys!" Halsey walked over to the pair with her whip that she oddly enough still had from high school. "Hey, so I heard that the gays are kinky, so I guessed that the dykes are too!" She enthusiastically smiled, putting her hand with the whip in it out for one of the girls to grab.

"Oh yeah?" Raven chuckled as Halsey nodded. "Well, thanks," Raven smiled before grabbing the whip and cracking it, maintaining eye contact with Halsey. "You should start running now!" She smiled. Halsey's expression changed as she started running. Raven then started to chase Halsey, but not before accidentally dropping the whip.

Luna then went over to grab the whip from the ground before examining it, "Well, it's not like she's wrong." The dark brown–haired girl shrugged before walking away, whip in hand.

"Oh, hey (Y/N)!" Luna waved as she walked past (Y/N). (Y/N) looked up from her phone, "oh, hey Lun...uh..." (Y/N) slowly got more confused once she saw Luna's whip.

"I... okay," (Y/N) sighed, turning her phone off and shoving it back into the right back pocket of her dark blue skinny jeans. She then looked around the park, not knowing what to do now.

God, I literally have no fan fiction material! What am I supposed to do?!

I can't stalk Luna and Raven, Luna's walking around and Raven's... doing the world justice by scaring Halsey.

I can't stalk Frank and Alex, one of them's gonna find of and Alex is gonna yell at me...

Pete and Patrick— Wait, that's it! I should stalk those two for my Peterick fic! I can get real life material!

(Y/N) then got up from the swings and walked over to the baseball park where Pete and Patrick were, to go stalk them.

This ought to be interesti— wait oh my god that so cute they're holding hands I'm fucking soft this is the best fanfic material!1!2!1!1

(Y/N) "sneakily" walked behind the couple, observing their homosexual tendencies.

Halsey, still being chased by Raven, noticed (Y/N) and shouted, "HEY (Y/N)!!!1!2!1!1!1!2"

(Y/N) groaned at the fact that she was suddenly exposed as Pete and Patrick turned around quickly.

"I..."

"...(Y/N), what'cha up to?" Patrick awkwardly chuckled.

"I... What?! I needed fanfictikn material! You guys are so lame about this! Ugh!12!!1!!1!2!!1!" (Y/N) grumbled before stomping back up the small hill and into the playground.

"...Okay," Pete cocked a brow.

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1:38 AM / 01:38
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"You're so warm," Frank mumbled.

"I'm really not, you're just really fucking cold," Alex muttered, squeezing Frank's left hand with her right.

"So Raven and I went to Starbucks the other day—" Alex was cut off by Halsey's screech as her and Raven ran through the basketball court. Halsey accidentally kicked a basketball, causing it to slam against the fence, barely one foot away from Frank's head.

"WH— WHAT THE FUCK?!" Frank screeched as Raven turned around.

"What?"

"I JUST ALMOST GOT KILLED BY A BASKETBALL?????"

"Oh. Tragic. Don't you guys have family in New Jersey? Why are either of you here?" Raven queried.

"...Shouldn't you be in Houston then?" Alex cocker a brow.

"Hmm, I hate my family," Raven shrugged.

"Oh, go chase Halsey or something," Frank dismissed as Raven shrugged, turning back around and continuing to chase after the pink–headed girl.

"...Anyway, while we were walking back from Starbucks we passed by that elementary school on Stevens street, right?"

"Uhh, yeah?" Frank placed his head on Alex's shoulder.

"Okay, so there was this kid who looked to be like, a kindergartener was looking for his backpack outside for some reason, and he was like 'where's my backpack? Oh, there it is! Sneaky backpack!' And it was the cutest fucking thing I've ever seen ever," Alex told.

Frank chuckled. "That's... That's actually really fuckin' cute."

And then there was Halsey's scream heard again.

"Should we... go see what's happening?" Alex chuckled.

"Uh, nah, Raven could definitely cover up a murder if she went through with one," Frank commented.

"So... if we were to get married, how many kids would we have?" Frank asked, running his right hand through his artificially black hair.

"Hmm, let's see," Alex shifted, her head now in Frank's lap. "Well, we'd definitely have three kids. Two girls and one boy. Ideally, a pair of twins, a girl and a boy, and then another girl a few years later. Girl twins and a boy are cool too, I guess. What about you, what do you think?"

"...Have we ever talked about this before?" Frank queried, slightly dumbfounded.

"...No, why?"

"Because... I was thinking the exact same thing," Frank cracks a smile.

"Oh," Alex chuckled. "I guess the other half of the only braincell I have belongs to you."

"Oh, nice," Frank shrugged.

After a few seconds of comfortable silence, Alex sat up straight, hugging her knees. She sighed, "Frank?"

"Yeah, what's up?"

"So like, are you straight, or..."

"I like whatever the hell you are," Frank ran his right hand through his hair once again. "I think I need to re–dye my hair."

"Okay but like, I'm being serious."

"So am I. You act as if you're not genuinely the only person I have ever really been in love with. Why, anyway?"

Alex blushes a bit, hugging her knees tighter. After a few seconds, she decides to talk again.

"Frankie, what if I told you I wanted to like, chop off my tits?"

"...And why would you want to do that, exactly?"

"And what if I told you it's because they make me dysphoric?"

"...Alex, what are you exactly say—"

"And what if I just straight up told you that I'm a trans dude?"

"...Well," Frank stared blankly in front of him for a second. Then he wrapped his arms around Alex, "then I would tell you that I could give less of a shit, that I'm still gonna love and support you because I'm not a dumb loser."

Alex sighed a sigh of relief, "oh thank fucking god I was not expecting that reaction."

"...What did you expect me to say?" Frank cocked a brow.

"I... don't know, just not that."

"Okay, well, is there a name change involved in this or is Alex sticking?"

"Oh, about that," Alex chuckled, a mischievous smile plastering his face.

"Okay, so my entire branding is pretty much just stealing Mikey's identity but also I kind of really like his name, even though there's literally nothing special about it. So..."

"...Look at me," Frank said. Mikey looked up from the ground to meet Frank's eyes.

"What?"

"Hmm... Mikey suits you," Frank smiled, ruffling his boyfriend's hair.

Mikey rolled his his eyes and fixed his faded purple hair.

"I like your bat ring. I'll trade you for it," Frank offered.

Mikey cocked a brow, "you don't even have rings to trade me."

"Sure I do," Frank dug his hand through the right pocket of his lack denim jacket and pulled a small black velvet box out of his, then tossed it to Mikey.

Mikey swiftly caught it and stared at the box for a few seconds before it hit him what he was holding. "Frank, what the fuck is this?" He had a pretty good guess, but he wanted a confirmation from Frank.

"Oh, well, I kinda thought to myself 'fuck I wanna marry Mikey but he doesn't like diamonds so what ring do I get him' and then I came to the conclusion of a skull ring, and then two months later I tossed the ring to you and you questioned what it was."

"F–Frankie...?"

"Yeah, so basically that's my indirect way of saying hey, wanna marry me?"

"YESYESYESYESYESYESYES!" Mikey pounced on Frank, hugging him as tight as he could. Frank chuckled and hugged him back.

"Then maybe you should put the ring on."

Mikey sat back down next to Frank and took of his bat ring, putting it in his pocket, then replaced it with the skull ring.

"Wow," Raven chuckled, causing Mikey to jump. "That was cute but also really gay and the most cliché, fanfiction–esque thing I've ever witnessed in real life."

"Did you just... stand there the entire time or..." Mikey asked.

"Eh, I got bored once Halsey ran across the street. I'm gonna go find Luna now," Raven turned around and walked away.

"Okay then..." Frank commented.

"Can we go home now? Because I kind of wanna fuckin' sleep," Mikey whined.

"Uh, yeah, sure." 

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