clownie!!

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sunday
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jan 1st, 2023
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9:34 PM / 21:34
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emo rat chat
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Plexiglass: this chat is dead as fuck

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Peter Gay: answer my fucking texts

Plexiglass: Fine you dumb bitch

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Gerard🍋: hey

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(Y/N): hey

Gee: happy goddamn New Years

(Y/N): you too

Gee: aLSO

(Y/N): What you fucker

Gee: yesterday I was talking to Lindsey

(Y/N): ...

(Y/N): cool ?

Gee: and somehow I now know that you threatened her???

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Moikey: Lindsey asked me what horror porn is and I'm really confused

(Y/N): ...

(Y/N): GOTTA BLAST

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Gerard🍋: (Y/N) YOU CANNOT TAMPER WITH MY LOVE LIFE LIKE THIS

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(Y/N): uhh hi

Gerard🍋: hi

Gee: would you please explain yourself

(Y/N): ...

(Y/N): technically

(Y/N): I threatened her if she breaks your heart

Gee: that doesn't— what— okay then ???

Moikey: question

Moikey: why did Lindsey ask me what horror porn is

(Y/N): I don't fucking know

Moikey: and when I asked why she said because you told her to ask me

(Y/N): ...

(Y/N): gotta blast

Moikey: nOPE

(Y/N): May have threatened her with something that has to do with horror porn

Moikey: ...

Gerard🍋: ...

Moikey: I'm not even gonna ask

(Y/N): Anyways

Gerard🍋: hecking tell your dumb housemates that I said happy hecking new year

(Y/N): heck okay

(Y/N): tell your hecking bandmates I said happy hecking new year

(Y/N): besides bob

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Plexiglass: tell bob to eat shit

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Peter Gay: WHY CANT YOU JUST CONSISTENTLY TEXT ME INSTEAD OF LEAVING TO TEXT THIS FUCKING CHAT

Plexiglass: OKAY FINE PETE

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(Y/N): ...

Moikey: ...

Gerard🍋:: ...

Moikey: bob says that Alex can suck his dick

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Plexiglass: lmao what dick bitch

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Peter Gay: LEXIE!

Plexiglass: OKAY OKAY

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Gerard🍋: (Y/N) private DMs pls

(Y/N): k

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gerard + (Y/N)
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(Y/N): yes my not so lemon boy?

Gee: lmao so

Gee: Bob said "well she can fucking hang herself" because you didn't say happy new year to him and Mikey Frank and him are verbally fighting now

(Y/N): okay um

(Y/N): first of all

(Y/N): eat shit bob

(Y/N): second of all

(Y/N): why frank

Gee: because bob said Alex can suck his dick that is apparently nonexistent and uh yeah

(Y/N): oof

(Y/N): not to sound twelve but bob finna get his ass beat

Gee: he is

(Y/N): Anyways

Gee: what did you get for Christmas dude

(Y/N): you sound 12

Gee: I am twelve

(Y/N): What the fuck okay

(Y/N): Anyways I don't know

Gee: ???

(Y/N): I haven't walked into the living room since I got home

Gee: why the fUck not

(Y/N): because all I need to do is use the bathroom or go to the kitchen otherwise I'm staying in my room

Gee: you sound depressing

(Y/N): awsten knight has tried to drag me out of my depressive state which is annoying but other than that he kind of just eats cookies and stays with Alex

Gee: are you hecking depressed

Gee: do you need to talk

(Y/N): no ???

(Y/N): but days go by quicker if I sleep most of the time

Gee: why do days need to go by quicker

(Y/N): because I miss you and Mikey so fucking much right now and the last time I saw Mikey was when you dragged him away to see Lin–dSaY lOhAn mOvIeS

Gee: oh true

Gee: sorry about that

(Y/N): heck it's okay

(Y/N): but apparently I'm leaving the house next week

Gee: oH mY gOd rEaLlY?!

(Y/N): fuck off

(Y/N): but yeah

(Y/N): I'm stealing your girlfriend because we have nothing better to do other than go to the movies and scare the shit out of ourselves

Gee: wow okay

Gee: stealing my girlfriend I see

Gee: I'll be sure to tell Michael that

(Y/N): tell him lmao

(Y/N): it's not like he cares much about me anyways

Gee: if I told him you said that he would cancel the rest of this tour just to see you so don't even t r y

(Y/N): ouch

Gee: so what's up with Luna

(Y/N): in what way

Gee: is she part of the band or was that just for that one tour because of uh

Gee: the one who shall not be named

(Y/N): Voldemort—

Gee: HECK

Gee: I SHOULDNTVE SAID IT THAT WAY

(Y/N): Anyways

(Y/N): I mean Luna was just a random last minute person we could find for tour

(Y/N): and we're only actually talked about touring

(Y/N): But Voldemort's room has been reopccupied by Luna

(Y/N): So idk

Gee: oh cool

(Y/N): heck I'm tired

Gee: seriously

Gee: it's not even 10 PM

(Y/N): I will actually have Halsey go to the rest of your tour stops

Gee: PLEASE

Gee: NO

Gee: Mikey glanced over my shoulder and screeched "NO NOT THAT CANCEROUS SHIT SHE'LL EAT MY BASS"

(Y/N): AGSHCJSJCH

(Y/N): I mean

(Y/N): he isn't wrong

Gee: true

Gee: Anyways goodnight

(Y/N): night

Gee: the boys say goodnight too

Gee: besides Bob

Gee: bobs a rat we don't like him

(Y/N): heck okay

(Y/N): tell his dumb ass I said suck my fat dick

Gee: he said "lol no"

(Y/N): /1 image attached/

Gee: OH?

(Y/N): I'm gonna go sleep now

Gee: oh

Gee: goodnight rat

(Y/N): night gee