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monday
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dec 26th, 2022
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12:43 AM / 00:43
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"These are good," Awsten commented, sitting on the floor and munching on a cookie.

"I told you so!" Luna pointed at Alex, then (Y/N), who rolled her eyes.

"Oh, shut up," Alex mumbled, arms still wrapped around Awsten. "It's been like, half an hour and you're still pretty cold... Are you sure you don't wanna take a hot shower or something?"

"Yeah, but after I eat like, four more cookies," Awsten replied, grabbing another cookie from the small purple plate Luna put them on.

"Well, I'm gonna take some of these and go back to my room to sulk in peace." (Y/N) grabbed three cookies before Alex interrupted, "no, stay with us! Let's go open your Christmas presents, you haven't opened them yet!"

"...I'll stay with you guys, but I definitely will NOT do that," (Y/N) put two cookies down, taking a bite out of the one she kept.

"Okay well... what's the worst fan experience you guys have ever had?" Luna asked.

"Oh, I know," Alex sat up straight and pointed at Awsten.

"...I'm the worst fan experience you've ever had? I mean, okay I guess—" Awsten shrugged, slightly— no, very offended.

"No, but one of your fans strangled me at a fucking Waterparks show in the pit. I went to a fucking Falling In Reverse show and never got strangled!" Alex cut Awsten off.

"O—oh?" Awsten confusedly commented.

"Yeah, they tried fighting me and Mai on Twitter the day later, saying they never did it," Alex added, "their name was Jac or some bullshit like that."

"That fucking kid!— They started rumors that I made out with them in a McDonald's bathroom!" Awsten replied, grabbing another cookie.

"Is Jac that one 'non–binary' bitch that was being a bitch during Jasey Rae at All Time Low?" (Y/N) queried.

"Who also dead named themselves just to get guest–listed to a show they were black–listed from? Yup!"

"...I mean, I meant experiences you've had in public or meet and greets with your own fans, but okay," Luna shrugged.

"Well, mine's is meeting Jac. I saw them at warped tour in Mansfield this year, so now there's just a picture of me with a very fake smile on the internet somewhere," Awsten stated, taking another bite of his cookie.

"I met a fuckin' kid named Alex, he had bluish–purplish hair, and I could tell he used Arctic Fox. Arctic Fox sucks. But anyway, he was like, fourteen and slapped my ass and ran away after getting a picture with me. His breath reeked of juul smoke," Alex rubbed her temples, stressed at just thinking about that kid.

"Wow, I live for potential sexual assault charges!" Luna sarcastically commented.

"One girl asked me if I enjoyed sleeping with Frank at a warped meet and greet. Don't know how the fuck she knows about my high school experiences, but..." (Y/N) chimed in.

"Oh, I remember that girl! She asked me how it's like having your sloppy seconds!" Alex added as she leaned her head on Awsten's right shoulder, wrapping her arms back around him. "...How are you still so cold?"

"I'm not used to this weather, okay? It may have given me hypothermia, who knows?" Awsten replied.

"So... what's the worst band you've toured with?" Luna asked, trying to change the subject.

"TTNG. I forget what they stand for, but we opened for them, and they fucking suuuuck. I hate pretentious math rock," Alex groaned.

"What the hell is math rock?" Awsten asked, confused by the uncommon genre.

"It's just... I don't know, American Football? Sorry, Americ...an Football," Alex jokes, cracking a smile as Awsten rolled his eyes.

"American Football reminds me of Modern Baseball for some reason," Luna commented.

"Oh! Okay, when we opened for Prince Daddy and the Hyena—" Alex cut off (Y/N), "don't you DARE say that PDaddy is the worst band you've toured with. PDaddy is one of the best bands we've toured with!"

"What kind of band name is Prince Daddy and the Hyena?" Awsten questioned.

"It doesn't matter, they're a great band," Alex muttered as Awsten shrugged.

"O...kay, continue (Y/N)," Luna looked to her left at the faded pink–haired girl.

"The other opening band was Macseal, and the bassist for Macseal was just... kind of really fucking rude, and stinky," (Y/N) stated.

"Macseal sucks in the first place, but okay," Alex commented.

"I once toured with Aaron Carter, hated all of his material though," Awsten shrugged.

"Okay, well," Alex stood up. "You, go take a hot shower, it concerns me how cold you are, I'm gonna go to my room and watch Shane Dawson's new conspiracy video, and you guys... I don't know, do whatever you wanna do," Alex said before walking away to her room.

"Wait, give me ten minutes tops! Don't watch his video without me!" Awsten stood up and walked away, presumably to the bathroom.

"Whatever!" Alex shouted from a distance before slamming her room shut.

"How has no one woken up yet? Those two are loud as hell," (Y/N) commented.

"Don't know... Hey, I know Alex and Frank are dating, but am I the only one that thinks that her and Awsten are like, really fucking cute?" Luna asked.

"Nah, that's what Juliet and I think too. Actually, that's what Juliet thought. I don't know what Juliet thinks now. Either way," (Y/N) shrugged.