...more like 303

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saturday
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oct 1st, 2022
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9:27 AM / 09:27
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Fronk joined the chat

Fronk: I'm back from jersey losers

Plexiglass joined the chat

Plexiglass: oh

Plexiglass: cool

Fronk: hang out with me rat

Plexiglass: I'm busy today

Fronk: ...

Fronk: with??

Plexiglass: I wanna sleep

Fronk: oh fuck you

Plexiglass: rude ass hoe

Fronk: fuck off

Plexiglass: Nah

Moikey joined the chat

Moikey: I just found some bomb ass chocolate at the convenience store

(Y/N) joined the chat

(Y/N): what kind of chocolate

Moikey: none of your business, thot

(Y/N): t h e a u d a c i t y

Moikey: jk

Moikey: also idk I ripped up the wrapper and threw it out

(Y/N): wow

Plexiglass: is it dark chocolate?

Moikey: I think so

Plexiglass: TASTE

Gerard🍋 joined the chat

Gerard🍋: HEY GUYS

Gerard🍋: I JUST FOUND SOME POPTARTS THAT ARE 95% OFF AT THE SUPERMARKET

Moikey: if they are 13¢, I wouldn't buy them.

Gerard🍋: ITS A S T E A L

Moikey: yeah but

Moikey: I want you to ask yourself why they are 95% off

Gerard🍋: oh

Gerard🍋: OH

Gerard🍋: Well they're still pop tarts so I'm buying them

Ramoose joined the chat

Ramoose: I just woke up oof

Plexiglass: I excepted you to sleep in longer but okay

Plexiglass: waddup

Ramoose: wait are we going to the studio this Monday or next Monday

Plexiglass: this Monday

Ramoose: oh

Ramoose: k

Ramoose: So what are y'all up to

Plexiglass: I'm about to go back to sleep because sleep

Ramoose: oh hot

Plexiglass: oh?

Plexiglass left the chat

Moikey: giraffes are cool

Gerard🍋: Hell yeah man

(Y/N): Brendon once snapped a giraffe's neck when we were 13

Kellin joined the chat

Kellin: HE'S THAT HORRIBLE AND THAT STRONG????

Ramoose: BITCH

Ramoose: WHAT

Sourdough Daddy joined the chat

Sourdough Daddy: ALEXANDRA

Plexiglass joined the chat

Plexiglass: oKAY

Plexiglass: yOU CAN CALL ME ALEX

Plexiglass: yOU CAN CALL ME LEXIE

Plexiglass: bUT THE ONLY PERSON THAT CALLS ME ALEXANDRA IS MYSELF.

Sourdough Daddy: ugh whatever

Sourdough Daddy: can you pick up Awsten from the airport

Sourdough Daddy: cause I'm stuck in Connecticut rn

Ramoose: why are you in Connecticut??

Plexiglass: WAIT

Plexiglass: AWSTEN IS BACK ???

Sourdough Daddy: depends, are you gonna pick him up or not

Plexiglass: OKAY

Plexiglass: BUT WHEN AND WHAT AIRPORT

Sourdough Daddy: the logan airport and uh

Sourdough Daddy: you should leave like

Sourdough Daddy: now

Plexiglass: WHAT

Plexiglass: OKAY

Fronk: oH

Fronk: i tHoUgHt YoU wErE gOnNa Go To SlEeP

Plexiglass: sorry that you literally live 25 minutes from me so I can hang out with you whenever but Awsten lives halfway across the country so I barely ever see him

Fronk: he comes to Massachusetts more than once a month

Plexiglass: Yeah well you live here everyday so shh

Fronk: ...

Fronk: fuck off

Plexiglass: well apparently, I have to go now, since I for some reason need to pick up my friend from the airport

Fronk: d i e

Plexiglass: I'll take Mikey and Gerard to hell with me

(Y/N): NO NOT MY BABY

Moikey: you clingy ass rat

(Y/N): bitch I ain't Frank

Gerard🍋: true

Moikey: true

Fronk: true

Plexiglass left the chat

Kellin: So...

Kellin: are we just going to ignore the fact that as a young teenager, brendon urie fucking murdered a giraffe

Moikey: do we want to talk about that?

Kellin: I don't think so but I feel like it needs to be discussed

Fronk: he WHAT

Princess FroFro joined the chat

Princess FroFro: it happened on that seventh/eighth grade field trip when everyone was staring at the dead orangutan in that giant tree

Princess FroFro left the chat

Fronk: that's... did no one ever notice that a giraffe fucking DIED?? Like did it not collapse??? how did brendon even get to the giraffe?

Gerard🍋: I remember that painful noise the giraffe made before brendon ultimately snapped it's neck... rip

Peter Gay joined the chat

Peter Gay: I remember hearing brendon shout "hey guys! Look at me— OH FUCK!" As joe, , Patrick, Andy and I all watched in horror as that kid literally killed a giraffe. Sad day.

(Y/N): that extra comma was very unnecessary

Moikey: we get it ur a grammar nazi

Plexiglass joined the chat

Plexiglass: ...if so, then heil hydra motherfuckers time to put some illiterate hoes into a gas chamber

Kellin: what the fuck

Moikey: ...excuse me?????

Plexiglass left the chat

Kellin: I really regret keeping notifications on, I could've missed out on the entire giraffe thing

Litboi joined the chat

Litboi: why would you want to miss out on the giraffe thing?

Litboi: and who the fuck are you

(Y/N): Kellin Quinn from SWS

Litboi: is he the one that sounds like a girl

Kellin: fuck off at least I don't brand my music as something it's not

Litboi: I AM AN ALTERNATE ARTIST

Moikey: type "bees" in the chat if you categorize Halsey's music as pop

(Y/N): bees

Plexiglass joined the chat

Plexiglass: b e e s

Plexiglass left the chat

Sourdough Daddy: bees

Kellin: bees

Fronk: bees

Peter Gay: bees

Gerard🍋: bees!

Princess FroFro joined the chat

Princess FroFro: BEES MOTHERFUCKERS

Princess FroFro left the chat

Ramoose: well

Ramoose: I'm gonna go eat cake

Ramoose left the chat