awsten knight

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monday
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aug 29th, 2022
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9:27 AM / 21:27
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emo rat chat
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Awsten joined the chat

Awsten: Y'ALL

Awsten: I'M LONELY

Plexiglass joined the chat

Plexiglass: I regret existing

Awsten: no why

Plexiglass: after around midnight I drank 7 beers and now I have a hangover and hate myself because I HAVE A MASSIVE ASS HEADACHE

Awsten: how are you not dead

Plexiglass: idk

Plexiglass: I'm 5'8" and 149.47 lbs

Plexiglass: I should be dead

Ramoose joined the chat

Ramoose: I feel so fucking short

(Y/N) joined the chat

(Y/N): how tall even are you

(Y/N): also ALEX I THOUGHT YOU WERE 5'4

Plexiglass: well

Plexiglass: growth spurts at 21

Plexiglass: because why the fuck not

Awsten: AM I THE OLDEST ONE IN THIS CHAT

Ramoose: how old are you

Awsten: 23

Plexiglass: yeah

Plexiglass: mai is second oldest

Plexiglass: which is wack

Awsten: IM GONNA SOUND LIKE A CREEP FOR A SECOND

Awsten: BUT HOW OLD ARE Y'ALL

Plexiglass: I'm almost 22

(Y/N): almost 22

Ramoose: 22

Moikey joined the chat

Moikey: I stole Gerard's spaghetti when I was twelve and he cried

(Y/N): how DARE you make my lemon boy cry

Moikey: why is my girlfriend being nicer to my brother than to me

(Y/N): because Gerard is my soft lemon boy

(Y/N): and at least he has some innocence left

Awsten: OKAY LETS JJST STICK TO WHY THE FUCK U MADE LEMON BOY CRY

Moikey: because he was having a really bad day and he just really wanted some damn spaghetti and I didn't know that so I stole his spaghetti and he cried

Ramoose: what the fuck

Plexiglass: Mikey you ignorant slut

Awsten: OMG

Awsten: YES

Awsten: IS THAT A QUOTE FROM THE OFFICE

Plexiglass: YES

Awsten: I LUV U

Moikey: STOP CHEATING ON ME AWSTEN

(Y/N): STOP CHEATING ON ME MICHAEL YOU HOE

Awsten: ...

Awsten: I LUV U LEXIE PLATONICALLY

Moikey: Frank is still gonna kick your ass

Ramoose: Short boi beats up tall skinny boi

Ramoose: great porno

Plexiglass: uhm

Plexiglass: the actual fuck

Plexiglass: also how has Frank not joined the chat yet

Ramoose: how have you not let the couch yet

Plexiglass: fair enough

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11:14 PM / 23:14
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Plexiglass joined the chat

Plexiglass: what's up kids

Awsten joined the chat

Awsten: I REALLY WANT TAKIS BUT UR DUMB LEXINGTON STORES R CLOSED

Plexiglass: Lexington is literally the most suburban place in Massachusetts besides Andover.

Awsten: THEN WHY DO U LIVE THERE

Plexiglass: I LIVE IN THE RICH PART OF LOWELL THATS A WHOLE ASS 13 MILES AWAY FROM LEXINGTON

Awsten: OH IM DUMB

Awsten: YOU SHOULD COME PICK ME UP FROM LEXINGTON THOUGH AND BRING ME TO RICH LOWELL, LEXINGTON IS BORING

Plexiglass: hey a fucking uber you're rich

Plexiglass: also rich Lowell is suburban as hell highlands is where shits ,,,, not boring as hell

Awsten: THEN BRING ME TO HIGHLANDS

Plexiglass: okay but maybe get an Uber here first??

Awsten: YEAH THAT SEEMS REASONABLE OK I'LL BE THERE IN LIKE 30-40 MINUTES

Plexiglass: okay then

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tuesday
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aug 30th, 2022
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6:18 AM / 06:18
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"What the hell?" Mai muttered as she walked into the kitchen, where two giggly bastards laid on the kitchen floor.

"Wh— are you guys drunk, or something?"

"Nah, we're just sleep deprived as fuuuuuuck," Awsten laughed.

"Oh—okay then," Mai shrugged, walking back to her room.

"Who's making all that fucking noise?" Raven groaned, groggily walking into the kitchen before tripping over Awsten's leg.

"What the fuck— AWSTEN, WHY ARE YOU IN MY KITCHEN?!"

He then threw a four ounce plastic jar of Rockabilly Blue™ Manic Panic semi–permanent hair dye at Raven.

"...Do you just have hair dye on your person?" Alex questioned, sitting up straight.

"Yeah, why wouldn't I?"