my parents won't fucking feed me

My dad yelled at me for keeping the fridge open for ten seconds even though I was looking inside of it even though he keeps it open for minutes at a time , and now he won't let me eat any of the five isn't fucking waffles that he made as EXTRAS for "anyone" to eat why the fuck does he hate me so much like what did I do I'm fucking hungry Jesus Christ

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wednesday
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aug 17th, 2022
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mikey + (Y/N)
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(Y/N): ...Alright

Mikey: what

(Y/N): I'll be your girlfriend

Mikey: YAY

(Y/N): but only if you buy me some fuckin' haribos

Mikey: ...

Mikey: you had to think for 5 days about being my girlfriend

Moikey: just so you could say "only if you guy me $1 gummy bears"?

(Y/N): Okay and

Mikey: ...

Mikey: sigh

Mikey: fine

(Y/N): AYE

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emo band texts
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(Y/N) joined the chat

(Y/N): hey losers

Litboi joined the chat

Litboi: bitch I ain't no loser

(Y/N): you suffered for three years straight because you had no other friends

Litboi: SHUT UP

Gerard🍋 joined the chat

Gerard🍋: it's true

Moikey joined the chat

Moikey: that's pathetic

Ramoose joined the chat

Ramoose: that's an oof

Fronk joined the chat

Fronk: alex

Plexiglass joined the chat

Plexiglass: hey kids what's going on

Fronk: i'm bored hang out with me pls

Plexiglass: I'm at my cousin's apartment

Fronk: why are you always at Luna's house lately

Plexiglass: because Luna and I are hanging out lately ?

Ramoose: oof dude

Ramoose: you just got rejected

Ramoose: by your girlfriend

Moikey: that's

Moikey: oof

(Y/N): I forgot why I joined this chat

(Y/N): Anyways

Peter Gay joined the chat

Peter Gay: Patrick ate my fucking blueberries I'm gonna djchxjzjJZnz

Ramoose: 00F

Moikey left the chat

Plexiglass: what the fuck is happening

Patrick tree: also MIKEY'S GAY

(Y/N): UM????

Sourdough Daddy joined the chat

Sourdough Daddy: I just saw my eighth grade math teacher at target and we made awkward eye contact

Sourdough Daddy: and no I can assure you Mikey is very much not gay

Moikey joined the chat

Moikey: IM NOT GAY

Plexiglass: you fucked Pete and you're telling me right now it was "nO hOmO hNnG"

Plexiglass: SECRET GAY !

Sourdough Daddy: I'm pretty sure he isn't gay

Patrick tree: WHAT THE FUCK IS MY LIFE

Patrick tree: MY BOYFRIEND IS A GAY

Plexiglass: I mean... I'd hope your boyfriend would be gay?

Patrkck tree: actually I already knew that BUT STILL

Peter Gay: PATTY WE BEEN KNEW

Mikey: I'M NOT GAY

Plexiglass: YES YOU ARE

Ramoose: I'm so conflicted rn

Mikey: I LITERALLY HAVE A GIRLFRIEND

Fronk: wait what

Gerard🍋: the tea is being spilled and I'm LIVING FOR IT

Litboi: Gerard stop being a mood

Gerard🍋: stop being such a damn Barbie doll

Fronk: OOF

Plexiglass: ...

Plexiglass: who the hell is your girlfriend???

(Y/N): ...

(Y/N): me

Moikey: ^

Plexiglass: oh

Plexiglass: OH

Plexiglass: I KNEW THIS WAS GONNA HAPPEN

Fronk: somehow I did not see that coming

Ramoose: 00F

Sourdough Daddy: HA

Sourdough Daddy: I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN

Sourdough Daddy: Y'ALL BITCHES DIDNT EVEN SEE THIS COMING H A H A

Plexiglass: ...I think we all predicted this happening at some point

(Y/N): can we have a vote to kick raven out of the band

Ramoose: sure

Plexiglass: yes

Juuliet joined the chat

Juuliet: yes

(Y/N): Raven you're out of the band

Sourdough Daddy: well shit

Sourdough Daddy: how are you going to replace the vocalist

Plexiglass: I can sing 👊😳

Plexiglass: also,,,,,, sorry raven but it's not like you're gerard way, there is nothing special about your voice lmao

Moikey: the fuck

Gerard🍋: Y'ALL NEED TO SHUT UP FOR A FEW SECONDS

Gerard🍋: I NEED TO MAKE MY GODDAMN TEA

(Y/N): Anyways

Gerard🍋: bitch I just said y'all need to shut up for a second

Plexiglass: gerard no

Gerard🍋: bitch y e s

Plexiglass: I don't have to listen to you

Gerard🍋: true

Plexiglass: but there's nothing to talk about so I guess I have to

Litboi: can I just say

Litboi: THIS IS GONNA TURN OUT SO BADLY

Litboi: and haven't you guys dated like 3 or 4 times now

(Y/N): I'm pretty sure this is the third time

Moikey: the fourth??

(Y/N): Michael what are you talking about we have only ever broken up twice

Moikey: yeah while this chat was existing

Plexiglass: MICHAEL...

Moikey: oh never mind I'm just being dumb and forgetting everything don't mind me

Fronk: that is highly suspicious

Plexiglass: FRANKIE

Fronk: wow okay guess I'll shit up since my girlfriend typed my name in all caps

Plexiglass: I'm gonna get off my phone and hang out with my cousin now bye r a t s

Fronk: DONT LEAVE ME

Plexiglass: bitch chill out I'll see you tonight

Plexiglass left the chat

Sourdough Daddy: also known as Alex isn't coming home for the next two days

Ramoose: I'm gonna go sleep

Ramoose: because naps

Ramoose left the chat

Gerard🍋: HOES IM BACK

Patrick tree: I'm still very triggered

Peter Gay: well

Moikey: MY

Moikey: GODDAMN

Moikey: BRANDING

Moikey: YOU

Moikey: FUCKING

Moikey: RAT

Peter Gay: okay fine jeez

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