One of the readers of this book is hilarious to me and I forget her username and I'm too lazy to check but she's funny I appreciate her

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Sunday
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May 27th 2018
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8:37 AM
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Bleepo joined the chat

Bleepo: can someone tell me why all I heard was the two idiotic brothers screaming next door and my sister screaming at Halsey last night

(Y/N) joined the chat

(Y/N): Halsey and I obviously fought

Litboi joined the chat

Litboi: we're alright now

Moikey joined the chat

Moikey: uhh I heard literal 'scared for my life' screaming I doubt that

(Y/N): oh yeah

(Y/N): she chased me around the house with a knife

Litboi: I also threatened to break her bass

Litboi: I'm an amazing person as you can tell

Gerard joined the chat

Gerard: hey Mikey and (Y/N) I forgot to tell you something

(Y/N): what

Moikey: what

Gerard: the hair dye in Demi Permanent so you're gonna have that for like a month or two unless y'all wanna bleach your hair even more

Litboi: IM SORRY

(Y/N): honestly I don't care as long as I can wear a hood at school

Moikey: maybe I'll dye my hair black

(Y/N): OH GOD NO NOT AGAIN

Gerard: I pray to Jesus Christ you never do that again

Moikey: I'm sorry last time I remember the last time I dyed my hair black is because you dared me to

Litboi: how come the only person in this chat I've seen in the past two days is (Y/N)

Moikey: I refuse to go outside with my hair like this

Gerard: excuse me I look like a fucking carrot

Litboi: okay I'm sure you don't look that bad

Gerard: I do

(Y/N): okay that's a lie gerard

Moikey: I wanna go buy poptarts but I refuse to go into the public eye

Gerard: wear a hoodie

Moikey: oh yeah I would except for the fact that it is 78°F you idiot

Litboi: I just wanna say

Litboi: since Mikey has been in this chat

Litboi: Gerard has acted drastically different

Gerard: no

Moikey: oof I wouldn't know obviously

(Y/N): uhh Gerard don't lie it's true

Bleepo joined the chat

Bleepo: (Y/N)

(Y/N): What the fuck do you want

Bleepo: MOM AND DAD ARE COMING HOME TOMORROW

(Y/N): SHIT

Moikey: where the fuck have your parents been

(Y/N): idk vacation or some shit

Bleepo: WE NEED TO C L E A N

Bleepo: AND YOU NEED TO COVER UP THAT FUCKING BLACK EYE

(Y/N): OMG WAIT

(Y/N): MOMS GONNA KILL ME WHEN SHE SEES MY HAIR

Litboi: your hair was already bleached before tho

(Y/N): YEAH

(Y/N): IT WAS BLONDE NOT FUCKING BLUE

Litboi: OH SHIT

Moikey: WELL

Gerard: RIP

Litboi: Mikey why do you always say WELL

Moikey: because I can okay

Gerard: UHHHH

Gerard: DYE YOUR HAIR BLACK

(Y/N): FUCK NO

Moikey: And this is why I am great full mom does not give a shit about our hair

Gerard: YEAH

(Y/N): JAYCZJCJ GERARD WHY DEMI PERMANENT INSTEAD KF SEMI SJXUXJ

Gerard: HEY YOU BOUGHT DEMI PERMANENT ORANGE HAIR DYE ITS ONLY REASONABLE I DID THE SAME WITH BLUE FOR YOU AND MIKEY

Moikey: WAIT A SECOND

Moikey: I JUST REALIZED

Moikey: BLACK EYE?!

(Y/N) left the chat

Moikey: GET BACK HERE BITCH

(Y/N) joined the chat

Moikey: E X P L A I N

Gerard: Ugh I need to go peace

Gerard left the chat

(Y/N): I got a black eye so what

Moikey: ?!

Moikey: WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED

(Y/N): nothing

Litboi: nOnE oF yOuR gOdDaMn BuSiNeSs

Moikey: if nothing happened why the fuck do you have a black eye

Litboi: uh so

Litboi: a few days ago I may have gotten really fucking pissed at her for reasons we will not explain

Litboi: And Yeah

(Y/N): it didn't hurt tho lol

Moikey: bleh

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This chapter sucked but hey