I stood on the roof of my shed like a cool kid

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8:48 AM
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"Jesus, take out your headphones," Halsey yanked my earbuds from me as I flinched. "Can you not?" I muttered, taking my earbuds back and unplugging them from my phone, putting them in the pocket of my olive green hoodie.

"Don't be salty, I just saved you from the teacher, rat," Halsey sassed as I kicked her shin, which resulted in her knee kicking the table. Mikey and Alex looked at us for a second, focusing their attention back to their tests not much later.

"Halsey, you should know by now that I don't give a shit if the teacher catches me," I stated, "Rat."
Halsey faked surprise. "Well, I'm sorry for trying to be a good friend," she hissed.

"Urie, Frangipane!"

The two of us looked to the front of the classroom, jumping at the sudden shout.

"Sorry, Mister Solano," Halsey sheepishly smiled, looking down at her test in embarrassment. I rolled my eyes, looking back at the packet of papers in front of me.

Wow, maybe I should've gone to school. I don't know any of this shit.

Throughout the rest of the class, I noticed out of the corner of my eye, Mikey kept glancing at me every few minutes. I don't know if that annoyed me or made me wanna kill myself.

Don't ask why it would make me wanna kill myself.

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1:38 PM
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Plexiglass joined the chat

Plexiglass: SOMEONE GET ME OUT OF THIS HELL HOLE

Gerard🍋 joined the chat

Gerard🍋: WHAT

Plexiglass: MRS DENIG

Plexiglass: SHE TURNED ON CHANGE MY MIND

Litboi joined the chat

Litboi: ?

(Y/N) joined the chat

(Y/N): oh my god no

Litboi: what the fuck is that

Moikey joined the chat

Moikey: a 1D song

Litboi: why do you know that

Moikey: don't question my knowledge for pop bands

Moikey left the chat

(Y/N): ...

Litboi: what the fuck

Gerard🍋: what the fuck do you want us to do about it

Plexiglass: KILL HER

Gerard🍋: YIKES

Litboi: OOF

(Y/N): WELL™

Moikey joined the chat

Moikey: NO

(Y/N): I trademarked it

Moikey: too bad

(Y/N): what are you gonna do

(Y/N): sue me

Moikey: I will shank you bitch

(Y/N): please

(Y/N): end my life now

Moikey: oh

Moikey left the chat

Plexiglass: ...

Plexiglass: THEY ACTUALLY TALKED TO EACH OTHER

Gerard🍋: yeah so what

Litboi: UHH?? THEY HAVENT IN WEEKS??

Dally joined the chat

Dally: Weekes*

Dally left the chat

Litboi: goddAMNIT DALLON

(Y/N): ...

(Y/N): moving on

Plexiglass: someone needs to shank Mrs. Denig

(Y/N): one direction isn't even that bad

Litboi: that's

Litboi: a fucking emo

Litboi: just said one direction isn't that bad

(Y/N): so what

Plexiglass: CAN SOMEONE PLEASE JUST KILL HER

(Y/N): kill me? I'll do it myself

Plexiglass: wow

Plexiglass: one of my best friends kills herself on my birthday

Plexiglass: best present ever

Litboi: HA

Litboi: IM GETTING DISMISSED

Litboi: TAKE THAT SUCKERS

Plexiglass: JESUS CHRIST TAKE ME WITH YOU

Litboi: I'm going to get a physical

Plexiglass: oh

Gerard🍋: JOSH NO

tyjo joined the chat

tyjo: JOSH?

Gerard🍋: he marched into math class shirtless playing the trumpet again

Gerard🍋: and got suspended

tyjo: NO

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