I showed this to my friend and we had a beautiful conversation in the hallway.

Me: *shows her ze photograph*

Her: WHAT IS THIS?

Me: *puts hand on her shoulder* Logic my friend, logic.

Her: *awkwardly eyes hand on her shoulder*

Me: *remembers that every rape starts with a touch in the shoulder*

Her: RAPE WHISTLE, RAPE WHISTLE!!!

Me: *awkwardly rubs her shoulder* ~I love you~

Then she laughed and we left.