Ryder: ''Hello?''

Em: " WHAT UP  SLUTBAG!?''

R: ''Huh?''

Em: Don't you remember me? We were best friends in high school.''

R: '' I have no idea who you are.''

Em: '' Of course you do!  I was your homeboy! We were tight.''

R: ''I still don't know you.''

Em: ''Well I am crushed! You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna lock myself in the bathroom and not come out for a really long time! You've crushed my spirits!''