Em's Rant
Em: I'd just like to say what happened on that last call was completely uncalled for. And I think it's pretty fucked up that brown cows don't produce chocolate milk! I'm sorry I'm really high right now. I just smoked some meth and I'm fired up. So if I say things that make no sense whatsoever you know why. But what we don't know is how do you buy tampons and pads and other feminine products with food stamps! Poor women have periods too you know! So why can't they have pad and tampon stamps? Why? What the hell is everybody on!? And that's another thing! Drugs! Don't do them! Even though this world has gone to hell don't turn to drugs! What was I saying? Oh yeah the prank call. THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR! GOOD BYE AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR! OR IS IT MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR? I DON'T KNOW! DAMMIT SOMEONE TURN DOWN THE HEAT I'M BURNING UP IN HERE!
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